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Earth To Aaron Sanchez: It’s Time To Pluck Your Brows
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(Screencap from The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Holiday Edition)
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28 Responses
Cejijunto
WTF? Did they dump a whole bucket on his head?
Yep they sure did. About the dumbest thing they did the whole show and that is saying a lot. It reminds me of Tide detergent.
Motzi, you forced me to look up Spanish-English translations! I guess “cejijunto” means “eyebrows close together,” “furry eyebrows,” or–my favorite–”beetle-browed.”
But hey, I LOVE Aaron Sanchez! He’s the ONLY guy on FN whom I think is seriously hot–”beetle-browed” or not.
I have to concede, however, that the fake snow HAS to go!
Yeah! Beetle-Browed was what I was going for! LOL….
He looks like a male Frida Kahlo or Frida looks like Aaron. Heh! Hey, ya gotta do a Google image search of cejijunto. Good times…
Betty, I find Mike Symon and Seamus Mullen to be quite high on the hot meter.
How do Aaron’s brows compare with Emeril’s caterpillar variety?
OMG- I’ve got a pet caterpillar, ‘SPIKE’ is black and looks just like……………
a “pet” catty-piddler????
Yeah I know! I’ve had him since July! Don’t know how long he’ll here!
Its a horrible texture of “snow” that they’re using. It makes the picture all the more atrocious, even if he wasn’t working on his uni-brow! (Love the Frida Kahlo parallels!)
looks like cheese… i’d eat him…
Looks like flour. Didn’t I see the “Cake Boss” guys dump flour on one of their buds? Aaron (sorry, can’t make the accent) must have gotten in the way.
He’s not my type – he lacks integrity. He was caught working after time was up TWICE during last year’s Next Iron Chef competition. He even tried to use the lame excuse that he didn’t know that he couldn’t just finish what he was working on. What a liar and a cheat! He definitely knows that basic rule.
To make matters worse, on FN’s Chopped, he is the first to criticize if one of the contestant spends 2-3 extra seconds finishing their dish.. What a hypocrite! He came down really hard on contestants and made a big deals. Yet when he did the very same thing he looked dumbfounded and angry that the judges criticized him.
Like I said, it seems to me that he lacks integrity. And that is not very attractive.
aaron my dad is awesome you are a dummy and thats a fact
Looks like sugar to me…probably to sweeten him up for all the ladies watching him! O_o
I never thought it would be possible to make Aaron Sanchez unattractive, but “eyebrow dandruff” does it.
I think the only thing that bothers me about this guy and it is not even him but Ted Allen, When he is a judge on chopped. ted makes sure to roll his RRRRRR really hard when he says aaron’s name. Hell Aaron does even say his name like that, Why does Ted. Ok sorry getting off my box now, That always hits a nerve with me
Teehee! Aaron looks like a hamster!
That’s not snow, but parmigiano reggiano- because Giada grated a whole bucketful because she thinks EVERYTHING is better with parmigiano reggiano.
Betty – I’m with you – Aaron is totally hot. But I think it looks like a box of downy detergent was sprinkled on him. Martin’s comment gave me a thought…I wonder if the next iron chef competition will be an ‘all stars’ version: Aaron Sanchez, Besh, Tracy whats her face & another of their alumni along with 4 from this past one – such as Mullen?
Aaron used to have 2 eyebrows, but he shaved the top one off.
Sorry, that man is still hot.
Is he really a chef? He looks like he should be taking tech support calls…
he is a chef and you should be in mental classes because there is something wrong with your brain i bet you couldnt even make cerial
OK, I finally saw the stupid FN promo show that this shot was in (the favorite holiday thing they like to eat or whatever), and I STILL say Aaron is hot. They dumped a bunch of fake snow on him as a joke, and at the end of the show he says, “You guys suck.”
If I had a DVR, I would tape this and watch Aaron instructing us how to pronounce “pernil” over and over again. YUMMY! (And I’m not referring to the food, although that looked good as well.)
thank finally somebody who doesnt critisize my dad but sorry hes married to my mom
Aaron is cute, but it bugs me that he always has his mouth open with his teeth sticking out like Napoleon Dynamite.