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FNH Video: Rachael Ray’s Rollin (They Hatin’)
Posted on December 17th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    16 Responses

  1. Alex says:

    Aside from ridin’ dirty, she’s also white ‘n nerdy.

  2. froglegs says:

    “We must, we must, we must increase the bust”!!!

    • I thought I was the only one as an adult male who could recall that Judy Blume excerpt. What I was reading that book for back then, I have no idea, but I am a breast man to this day!

      • Betty Crocker says:

        Was that quote (posted by Froglegs) originally from Judy Blume, as Dank says? I read her books (or at least one of them, can’t remember for sure) as a kid. But I thought that line was from advertisements of that era for breast “enhancement” devices that were offered through the mail. Maybe Blume was referencing those?

      • BOO! says:

        OMG! I remember that shit in highschool! We had the football coach for gym one day, when he walked in the gym, we all started that exercise yelling We Must, We Must….

      • Julia says:

        It really is from Judy Blume’s “Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.” I know that probably should be underlined, sorry. It was my gangs guidebook to what the hell was going on with us since none of our parents would tell us shit. I swear, my niece knew more about what to expect when she was 8 than I knew in high school. Where was the damn Internet when I was growing up??!! Thank God for Judy Blume and Margaret Sanger.

  3. Alexis says:

    HOLY SHIT! Hilarious! Watched it 10 times. Thanks for the laugh.

  4. Cherylf2112 says:

    I love that song! Hehehehe. I agree with froglegs about increasing the bust. Wid dat ass, girl getchyou so tata’s.

  5. lostinplace says:

    Nice reference to the Weird Al parody, Alex! and she is indeed both, yech….

  6. kyle says:

    That’s some pretty erotic maneuvering…

    I’m gonna have to go bid on the painting now…….

  7. zyncooktop says:

    Hey kids! Did the lemon(cut side up) survive long enough to go into the hot tub?

  8. Quin says:

    Did you see her on the Joy Behar show? And I quote, “I think my food looks great and smells great.” Is it me or is something missing?

    If you’ll excuse me, I’ll going to go to my kitchen–there’s a bottle of hand soap in there that looks great and smells great. I’m gonna eat it. Thanks for the criteria, Rachael!

  9. Syd says:

    I gotta put that song back on my mp3 player. Love it.

  10. Hilbil says:

    Rachael’s workin that lemon! Anyone remember when she told the story about how she loved to suck on corn cobs?

  11. Mommab says:

    I loved this video, i love the totally uselss clips!

  12. Boke1 says:

    Unrelated but it’s annoying the way she says “bwead” when going on about it’s niceness and crustiness. She also says cweam for the stuff “ya put in yer mornin’ coffee.”

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