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Aside from ridin’ dirty, she’s also white ‘n nerdy.
“We must, we must, we must increase the bust”!!!
I thought I was the only one as an adult male who could recall that Judy Blume excerpt. What I was reading that book for back then, I have no idea, but I am a breast man to this day!
Was that quote (posted by Froglegs) originally from Judy Blume, as Dank says? I read her books (or at least one of them, can’t remember for sure) as a kid. But I thought that line was from advertisements of that era for breast “enhancement” devices that were offered through the mail. Maybe Blume was referencing those?
OMG! I remember that shit in highschool! We had the football coach for gym one day, when he walked in the gym, we all started that exercise yelling We Must, We Must….
It really is from Judy Blume’s “Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.” I know that probably should be underlined, sorry. It was my gangs guidebook to what the hell was going on with us since none of our parents would tell us shit. I swear, my niece knew more about what to expect when she was 8 than I knew in high school. Where was the damn Internet when I was growing up??!! Thank God for Judy Blume and Margaret Sanger.
HOLY SHIT! Hilarious! Watched it 10 times. Thanks for the laugh.
I love that song! Hehehehe. I agree with froglegs about increasing the bust. Wid dat ass, girl getchyou so tata’s.
Nice reference to the Weird Al parody, Alex! and she is indeed both, yech….
That’s some pretty erotic maneuvering…
I’m gonna have to go bid on the painting now…….
Hey kids! Did the lemon(cut side up) survive long enough to go into the hot tub?
Did you see her on the Joy Behar show? And I quote, “I think my food looks great and smells great.” Is it me or is something missing?
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll going to go to my kitchen–there’s a bottle of hand soap in there that looks great and smells great. I’m gonna eat it. Thanks for the criteria, Rachael!
I gotta put that song back on my mp3 player. Love it.
Rachael’s workin that lemon! Anyone remember when she told the story about how she loved to suck on corn cobs?
I loved this video, i love the totally uselss clips!
Unrelated but it’s annoying the way she says “bwead” when going on about it’s niceness and crustiness. She also says cweam for the stuff “ya put in yer mornin’ coffee.”