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Food Network Christmas Cards: 2009
Published on: December 22, 2009 – 10:17 am by Jillian Madison 
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Impossible to pick a favorite. Seriously hilarious. Nice job Jill!
The Giada one is epic. Poor Todd. Constantly living in the shadow of those boobs.
I don’t know, I think if you’re going to live in the shadow of anything, Giada’s boobs are the place to be.
Laughed the whole way through. Great post!!!
Every one of those Food Network people should see this post. It is freakin’ hilarrrrious. Away Ina Manger had me on the floor.
Very clever, Jillian! All awesome, but the “Away Ina Manger” is my fave.
Right?? Coochie Coo Baby Ina!!
*thumbs up* fine holiday fun
Away Ina Manger is my favorite as well.
The paula one looks pretty legit, i think we should all be very afraid.
Great job Jillian.
Great post Jillian. I love the rayray card. Her face in that cracks me up.
“Away Ina Manger” is my favorite! Hilarious! Her face on the baby Jesus’ body is just too funny. I’m catholic but I’m not offended at all.
OMG- did anyone have a flashback on Ina’s to Rosemarys Baby?
Well done, Jillian! You captured the true essence of each!
Jillian: Joto ichiban i.e. Good, number one.
I was pretty fond of the Rachel one. LOL.
I cracked up, would have still gone with Paula’s hash tag Merry Christmas to y’all and to y’all a good night.
Jillian you always make me laugh.
Paula’s y’all is tired. It’s not even really a schtick anymore. It’s just getting…. old and tiresome. I much prefer Grease On Earth.
Wickedly hilarious!
I must say that Rachael’s husband looks more and more like a hobo every day! He is absolutely disgusting.
I’d call it Hamptons’ grunge ;)
Rachel & her husband look like brother and sister… yuk!
Half the cards watermarks say foodnetworkhumor. The other half say fodnetworkhumor. Might want to fix that. Hilarious though!
Dang, I wish this post came out earlier. I would totally have sent the Paula one.
Giada’s husband gets the gift that keeps on giving the whole year, to paraphrase Cousin Eddie.
I would seriously use the Alton Brown card, it’s that awesome.
That was my favorite as well.
These are hysterical!
Very very funny Jillian :)
Away Ina Manger was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while!
New years!!! (hic)
HO HO HO!
Whoopsie, no Aunt Sandy card, save that title for later!
froglegs replied on: December 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
New years!!! (hic)
Just wanted to say I laughed my ass off at this. I love this site.
Giada’s Christmas card is obviously a step above the others, though all are great!
That fact that her head is cut off (something we’ve always assumed anyway) and the focal point of the picture is on her bodacious ta ta’s.
“No Tyler! It’s Tahhhh Tahsssszzzz! A-NOUN-SEE-ATE with me… tahhhh tahssszzzz” Giada scolds.
But her ta ta’s are not the main focus of card, but rather Todd. Jill didn’t tell us what the caption inside the card is so we can only wonder?
a) Ah Pookey, please let me play with the girls? Puhleeze!
b) Yeah… dats right boyz… they’re all mine.
c) “Hi, I’m Mr. Di Laurenti… ah fuck I still can’t spell it, I’m Giada’s husband… remember me? Anyone?”
d) “Mama Mia… I gots yer canneoli right here!”
e) “Todd who?”
I’m betting that 90% of the staff at Scripps has already received a copy of this posting in their email box. This is probably the most widely distributed picture at Scripps this year.
Definitely C!
Is it just me or does Anne Burrell look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman when she is silver?
She looks like a man, period.
Excellent! Thanks for the smile!
The Alton Brown one is my favorite. I would have loved to see “polyphenols” somehow added to that.
new underground footage on ‘BlueTube’ of Flay and those crazy deen Boys. Find out what they are REALLY famous for. HINT: one of them could be on Man vs Food for his footlong hotdog abilities.
I get it, but I guess I don’t watch enough Food Network TV to find these “hilarious.”
But Epic? No way.