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16 Responses
The pronunciation covers up her boobs! Who’d a thunk it? Aunt Sandy as Vodka Hero takes it though. I think I’ll go play a round right now!
It’s better than Aunt Sandy’s pronunciation…..MARS-capone. I guess she uses it with her EX-presso.
Could be worse…could be AL Capone….
Aunt Drunky probably thinks that Mars is Al’s brother.
Amen!
Giada and her BS FrItalian affectation. Yes, she was born in Italy but she grew up in friggin’ Southern California so she can drop the faux authentic crap already…….geesh….she reminds me of a Broadway Babe (all teeth and tits).
Dam! I can picture a butcher knife in her right hand!
She should lose the bell-bottom sleeves and use the extra material to cover up those purposely distracting boobs. But then all she’d have is her cooking.
Is she in distress? Hands caught in the tupperware? Her pronunications are pretentious and she’s ridiculous. Her show yesterday afternoon was from 2006 and she actually had on a NON-plunging neckline, amazing!
You know, I’m kinda with her on this one. Too often (and by that I mean almost all the time) I hear people say “marscapone” and it drives me batty.
It’s the emphasis a “oooooneeee” that makes me nuts!!!
Why couldn’t she have fallen off of a cliff in Machu Picchu?
If Aunt Raffi were here, she’d whack Giada right upside her head, and then down another glass of wine.
Or knock Giada over with her saggy boobies.
Giada needs to cut back on her tooth whitening treatments or her chompers will fall out of her humongous head.
Finally, Giada got marsca-pwned