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Giada’s Guide To Pronunciation: MASCARPONE
Posted on December 30th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Giada’s Guide To Pronunciation: RIGATONI
---Giada’s Guide To Pronunciation: LIMONCELLO
---Giada’s Guide To Pronunciation: ARUGULA
---Are Giada And John Mayer Making Sweet Passionate Mascarpone Together?

    16 Responses

  1. Julia says:
    December 30, 2009 at 11:43 am

    The pronunciation covers up her boobs! Who’d a thunk it? Aunt Sandy as Vodka Hero takes it though. I think I’ll go play a round right now!

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  2. Jill (not Jillian) says:
    December 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    It’s better than Aunt Sandy’s pronunciation…..MARS-capone. I guess she uses it with her EX-presso.

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  3. Motzi Greps says:
    December 30, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Giada and her BS FrItalian affectation. Yes, she was born in Italy but she grew up in friggin’ Southern California so she can drop the faux authentic crap already…….geesh….she reminds me of a Broadway Babe (all teeth and tits).

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  4. BOO says:
    December 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Dam! I can picture a butcher knife in her right hand!

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  5. Mort says:
    December 30, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    She should lose the bell-bottom sleeves and use the extra material to cover up those purposely distracting boobs. But then all she’d have is her cooking.

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  6. oh_come_on says:
    December 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Is she in distress? Hands caught in the tupperware? Her pronunications are pretentious and she’s ridiculous. Her show yesterday afternoon was from 2006 and she actually had on a NON-plunging neckline, amazing!

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  7. voodoo says:
    December 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    You know, I’m kinda with her on this one. Too often (and by that I mean almost all the time) I hear people say “marscapone” and it drives me batty.

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  8. BoxedWine2 says:
    December 31, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Why couldn’t she have fallen off of a cliff in Machu Picchu?

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  9. Andy says:
    December 31, 2009 at 7:07 am

    If Aunt Raffi were here, she’d whack Giada right upside her head, and then down another glass of wine.

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  10. Jimmy Johnson says:
    December 31, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Giada needs to cut back on her tooth whitening treatments or her chompers will fall out of her humongous head.

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  11. moonrayrose says:
    February 21, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Finally, Giada got marsca-pwned

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