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Is this:
1) A life-size mold of Pat Neely’s manhood
2) Sandra Lee’s semi-homemade hot dog tongs
3) Aaron McCargo’s favorite head shaver
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25 Responses
A Paula Deen sex toy?
I was thinking a twat shaver for Giada.
A carrot peeler? I can’t view the page where it says what it is. Ferry’s beard trimmer.
An aspragus trimmer? Give me a break.
How about…
…Sandra Lee’s heavy-duty wine bottle opener?
…one of Alton’s super kitchen multi-taskers, which can be used to debone a chicken, crack open lobster claws, lower his turkey into the fry oil, or clean off his glasses when they get steamed up?
…Ina’s “toy” for when Jeffrey’s away?
Wow, it actually wasn’t what I thought. I was predicting some sort of idiotic apple peeler that held the apple in place while you sat and spun, as it were. Anyway, I have nothing witty to guess so all I’ll say is if Guy Fieri had one, he’d wear it backwards on his head.
I definitely believe it is combination dildo and butt hair shaver :) This is the special Bobby Flay version because the color matches his skin tone.
Hilarious Martin!
ya the “Dick Schick”
Nice one Martin
Grrr the link doesn’t work. Now I’ll never know.
It looks like some sort of giant bobby pin or hair clip – but that wouldn’t be a KITCHEN gadget, would it?
I fixed the broken link in the article. Here it is: http://www.fantes.com/asparagus.html
Thanks, Jillian. But now I feel so woefully inadequate for not owning a separate tool for each and every type of fruit and/or veg . . .
OMG, that is hilarious…I love love love this site!!
Some sort of peeler. . . for a cucumber-shaped veggie I suppose. . .
Potato peeler?
Dude I don’t know or care what it is, but that photo of McCargo getting his big fat head shaved with it made me laugh.
lol, thanks, but I’ll stick with the peeler I already have. It works on any type of fruit of veggie.
UNI-TASKER, BEGONE!
peeler no doubt, i’d have to say a dignity peeler.
I think it’s one of those handy tooth floss gadgets
I believe I saw this on QVC. It’s the Rachael Ray eyebrow sculpter. The top blade creates the signature angry/surprised curve, while the bottom edge simultaneously injects your face with botox. No fear of pesky brow movement with this tool. I don’t know about you, but I can groove with this one kids!
I was going to say Anne Burrell’s eyebrow tweezer, but your reply was wayyyyyy better than mine. I am not worthy…
Ina’s ‘Christmas Red’ gay-dar! “That’s a-maaaaa-zing!”
I’ve got no guesses (other than something you don’t need that is likely overpriced at Sur la Table) but “favorite head shaver” made me crack up!
The Guy Fieri Bloomin Onion Separater and Back Waxing Assistant.