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Food2 ran a “Guess The Gadget” contest on Facebook yesterday, and we thought it might be fun to play along on FNH. We honestly didn’t know what this was at first, but these were our 3 best guesses:
1) Guy Fieri’s official ring sizer
2) Melissa d’Arabian’s EZ Cookie Cutter for kids
3) An embossed strand of Susie Fogelson’s hair
Leave your guesses in the comments section, or head to Food2′s Facebook page to see what it really is.
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86 Responses
A trivet.
That’s what I thought too.
Ditto.
Thats what I thought it was too, but I had no idea it was called a Trivet. Yea for new vocab!
Sunny Anderson’s custom wig holder!
Guy fieri’s favorite sex toy
Oh, I think I know. That’s gotta be the Alton Brown sardine measurer.
NO Uni-taskers!
It can also measure other small fish. :)
No, no, no. You’re all wrong. It’s a Bobby Flay chili harvester.
A little toy for Bob when he is alone in his office?
All good guesses. I’m still wondering if it might be a misshapen underwire from one of Giada’s old bras.
Nice!! I can see the underwire buckling from all the pressure!
what pressure, Giada barely has boobs. lol
It’s Aunt(hic)(burpffp)Sandy’s IUD.
Byrdie, that just makes me want to run screaming :)
Good thing that I hadn’t seen this yesterday before I had my feet in the stirrups. OUCH!
ewwwwww
At least that would mean she has one, saving the world from future versions of semi-hos.
Each loop has an engraved label (look closely), so I am guessing it must be a spaghetti measuring device that measures out 1/2 pound, 1 pound, etc…
Come on guys who the hell cares about the serious answers? This is Food Network Humor not the Food Network online store!
And besides, you all know it’s really Ina Garten’s $426 door knocker.
Ina DOES have some big knockers….
Betcha if you handed it to RayRay, she would say, ” I don’t know, I don’t BAKE! “
She’s not too good at the cooking part, either.
her food is nasty. She made this peppered thing one time. It was whole pepper that she mashed in a baggie. the meat was covered with huge pieces of pepper and to top it off, she put a bunch on…eww yuck!
it’s the Site Map of foodnetwork.com
LOL!! It’s the Bob World flow chart….
Ha ha! Bingo.
I think it is a wire some one is trying to make look like Guy’s head!!!! Like the pot holder. Looks just like him IMO
Gina and Pat Neely’s anal beads…
it is Ina’s hair when she mistakenly uses bad vanilla.
LOL!!!
OH Motzi !!!!! I had a vision! UGH
It’s Guy’s “brass” knuckles.
it’s the piece that ties Sandra Lee’s magical holiday tablescapes all together that your family will just adore. And by adore, I mean want to laugh…or maybe cringe…at
OMG, how stupid could I be?!?! It’s actually the thing-a-ma-bob that Sandra threads her sheets thru to make her FABULOUS window treatments.
Rachael Ray’s Garbage Wand?
A die-cast model of the tape worm living in Mario Batali’s colon?
LMAO
LOL, love the garbage wand one!!!
If Mario Batali has a tapeworm – than that tapeworm better start eating more!
Looks like a hot plate
You’re all wrong. It’s obviously Fee-etti’s butt plug organizer.
LMFAO!!
That is possible LOL
I am pretty sure that Trini is right. Seriously. LMFAO!!
1) Guy Fieri’s chrome plated spine and it sits on Bob Doucheman’s desk.
2) Google “chrome” road map of Aunt(hic)Sandy’s trip from the kitchen to her tablescape.
or…
3) Penile girth measurement tool from Bobby Flay’s male enhancement kit.
*Welcome back Byrdie you have been missed :)
Glad to be back! Thanks, Tyler…
I didn’t realize that Flay had a dick, I just thought he was one!
Byrdie- uh! Uni-Tasker!
It might be a multi-tasker: It is likely BOTH Fieti’s butt plug organizer AND BFLAY’s penile girth measurement tool. Alton Brown would love this!
Nice one but don’t think Aunt ‘hic’ Sandy’s route would probably be more convoluted and disrupted that what is mapped out.
A silverplated strand of al dente spa-geeeeeeeeeeetay from Giada
Or maybe its special dental floss to clean between Giada’s giant teeth in her giant head.
LMAO!
Grandpa Mega-bucks indulged his princess grand daughter by getting her spaghetti coated in platinum?
Jillian – Are Trini and Tyler Peel on the right track?
I’m probably way off track and it’s something that is obvious to everyone else but me… like one of Giada’s nipple rings.
Folks, this is a chrome plated dildo perch. Aunt Sandy came across it, misunderstood what she saw, and began using it as a “beautiful, festive candle holder.”
I think you’ve nailed it. LMAO!
Alex, you’re killing me!
Ding Ding Ding… Got it!
It’s Sandra Lee’s Semi Ho Anal Probe!
OMG you guys are awesome!
I’ve thought long and hard about this item. After much consideration, and taking under advisement all the suggestions from my fellow FHN posters, I have determined that it is a memorialized map of Bob Doucheman’s brain patterns from his PET scan as it pertains to logic and talent in choosing quality food programming and gifted hosts.
It’s a scale model of one of Paula Deen’s pubes.
A device to choke the Chairman with……….grrrr…he get’s on my nerves!
It’s an artistic representation of the loopholes Anthony Bourdain had to jump through to escape from the sinking FN ship.
I was going to guess some kinky handcuffs, but no, realy thought it was a trivet.
Guess I can’t spell when my mind is on the wrong track. OOPS.
It’s a Club! And I’m the Dam President! Hehehehe!
Of kinky handcuffs or mispellings???
It is a piece of wire that Chef Duff bent and played with while the rest of the people in his bakery actually worked.
The purpose of the gadget is such a big secret that only true restaurant chefs, like Anne Burrell actually know what it is
It’s actually Anne Burrell’s IUD.
It’s a trivet. But in Aunt (hic) Sandy’s kitchen it’s a wine holder.
It is a decorative item that shall go on one of Sandra Lee’s fabulous (read; tacky, white trash) tablescapes. I cannot believe that I have type typed the word ‘tablescape’.
Want to know what the mystery gadget is? Ask Aida! :)
Ask Noah. I hear he will work for food.
I just wanted to say I am loving the new comments layout!
Measurer for pasta servings?
and trivet.
Its a special “hook” that Jeffrey Saad the “Ingredient Smuggler” uses to retrieve the smuggled contraband that he has hidden up us his butt during his border crossings.
overly ornate pasta serving measure-er
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or a chromed guy fetty pube?
It’s obviously some sort of measuring tool for Paula Deen, with which she can record the varying sizes of her poop. That shit’s important, you know. What else to talk about in interviews?
Those are Aaron McCargo’s and Guy Ferry’s earrings, no?
OK, I give up. What is it, really? That Facebook page wouldn’t load for me.
http://www.unicahome.com/catalog/item.asp?id=40366&PartnerID=FR
It’s that thing.
Pasta serving measurer / trivet / “countertop decoration”
I don’t know what it really is, but I know what I would do with it! I’d strategically sneak it into Aunt Sandy’s kitchen Then,, when she asked what it was, I’d tell her it was a beautiful, festive, decorative fridge-door (or pantry-door) ornament, and slip it onto the door handle, locking it and making her NEVER ABLE TO COOK AGAIN! (I’d do the same thing to Rachael Ray or Fieri if I could manage, it, but they’re probably less gullible. And less drunk.