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Need a last minute holiday gift for that pesky Guy Fieri fan on your list? Look no further! This flair hair orange blaze camo visor can be yours for just $19.97!
Sorry, facial hair and hideous gold jewelry sold separately.
(Thanks for the tip, Dale!)
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36 Responses
My parents actually sell these (and my dad even wears one, it ridiculously embarrassing, but they make a lot of money off of them – I sold 26 of them at a college football tailgate within an hour at 100% profit). This one, tho, is the one I thought they made for Guyuido Wannabes:
http://www.flairhair.com/Flame-Visor-Blonde-Hair.html
Can I be a rep for you? lol.
I’ll sell them on FNH for you. FOR HALF! :)
i need this hat without the hair. can you help me?
The flame blonde visor is PERFECT! I want one even though my own hair is kind of similar (but less spikey)
the crazy thing is that the guy who invented that ugly thing is rich! so i guess there is a lot of guy fans wanting to look like morons.
There’s a lot of guys wanting hair! lol
I have no words for this … thing. It’s pure douchebag in an overpriced novelty product. I can’t believe this doesn’t have Fie-etti’s signature on it somewhere. Are we sure this isn’t a secret product of his?
If that product had Fieri’s signature on it, it would probably cost $199.97.
Plus tax and shipping.
But can you believe how iconic he’s become? Something’s very wrong in the USA . . .
All it’s missing is the attached beer cans on top with the straw that go down to your mouth. Holy hell.
…and a squirt bottle!
…and a mullet
…and a pair of douchebag sunglasses glued on backwards!
For five more bucks, you can get the model that has a pull string that plays recordings that say such gems as “that’s money” or “bad boy”.
Along with Mozti’s beer-bong straws, what more could a douche need?
*shakes his head* lmfao
My husband got one last year (he’s also follicly challenged). I never got the Fieri connection until now. Great, now I have to burn the damned thing!
Nice.
A douche hat, to go with your douche bag.
Only thing missing is that stupid GUY logo with that vomiting fish thing, or whatever it is.
Don’t even get me started. I had a track coach in high school who was bald and wore one of these every day. (To make it even worse he was missing an eye).
And not coincidentally, my coach was also a douche.
That sounds incredibly creepy!
Was that eye in the middle of his forehead??
Did you call him Eye Fieddi?
It certainly does appear to be the perfect gift for the douche who has everything.
HAAAA! Homo Hair!!!!
0.o
Bahahahahahahah!
My wife’s uncle got one of these things and thinks it’s the greatest thing in the world. He wears the stupid thing at every family function he shows up at. Only, his has grey spiky hair.
-5 Ouch!
eh – it didn’t bother me.
for the record Froglegs… I didn’t give you a negative vote because I don’t believe in that. As a ‘wannabe’ ficitional writer I try hard to respect everyone’s right to a point-of-view because I don’t wish to give up that freedom myself. I think your comment was in bad taste but I support your right to express yourself. We are a family here, mildly dysfuntcional albeit, but we focus comments on people’s stupidity, arrogance, and ego. My opinion only as I do not profess to speak on behalf of the FNH community!
Well said, Tyler!
Point taken Tyler
Dale looks great in the hat. Almost looks like a muppet going hunting.
HEY!!
I don’t own one of them, I only saw it in a catalog and passed it along.
And just for the record, I do not have Truck Nutz hanging from the back of any of my vehicles, either.
I have yet to sink quite that low.
That model is so cute!
[...] Sadly, it’s not unusual for successful people to have their signature styles emulated. The following series of photos outlines the dreaded FERRY EFFECT, and depicts what would happen if the men of the Food Network started copying Fieri’s look with a widely available piece of Flair Hair: [...]
Long time reader, new poster. Yes I am one of those unfortunate souls that occasionally shops at wal-mart and while looking at clothes for my husband I saw these hideous visor hair things. Why? Why would anyone want to wear these let alone actually buy them? BTW, Byrdie, love all your comments!