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Guy Fieri Now Has His Own Line Of Ugly Sunglasses
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Douchebags, fake guidos, and college dropouts, rejoice! Guy Fieri teamed up with Gatorz Sunglasses (who?) to create two pairs of tacky eyewear, which you can now purchase and overpay for just in time for the holidays!
They’re available in two frame colors, black and polish. What’s really hilarious though is that the “black” and “polish” frames look absolutely identical. To show some distinction between the two, the company apparently hired their cousin’s neighbor’s kid who knows Photoshop to make one appear greyscale:
Wow! Those look so different! How will I ever choose which pair I would rather die than buy!
The tacky wraps cost a whopping $159-$169, and are guaranteed to get you made fun of by your friends and coworkers. Oh, and we’re honestly not sure what the hell that scribbling is supposed to be on the side of the frame next to his signature, but it looks like a vomiting goldfish. The poor thing. Maybe it just ate at Johnny Garlic’s?
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44 Responses
Ahahahaha, that has to be one of the best opening lines ever!
And the greyscale photo made me diiiiie laughing- they apparently know his fanbase can be easily duped.
This just sickens me more towards FN. Greedy bastards.
oh my gosh yes. good thing the holidays are coming up!
Its so tacky when the crew/equipment used in the photo shoot are visible in the product…way to go gatorz!
I didn’t even notice that. Good call! Tacky – and cheap!
LOL!!
I don’t think these will be a replacement for either pair of my Ray-Ban’s anytime soon. The Grease Fieri sunglasses are likely to be of the same quality as those cheap ass ones you can buy at Walgreen’s for $5.00. This is just the latest instance of an FN personality whoring themselves out for $$$$, knowing that the mush-for-brains lemmings that follow them will shell out big dollars for an inferior piece of crap. LOL at the vomiting goldfish comment!
I wonder if they’ll be hawking these tomorrow night when Ferry’s Roadshow comes to the Motor City?
I’d sooner be caught wearing a pair of BluBlockers.
Or those “fitover” sunglasses my grandmother would put over her regular glasses…
:P
I’d rather wear those eye doctor “sunglasses” they give you to protect your eyes after an eye exam.
LOL Jillian I think u have a crush on Guy Ferry
I do. We’d make such lovely spaghetti throwing, squeeze bottle squirting babies together.
Those will be down to $10 at Marshall’s within 6 months.
I say $4.99!
Tiger has been caught.I just wonder when Ferry will get caught. I can hardly wait.
I can hardly wait to see what feeble minds will buy his glasses.
I would say I doubt Tiger had much trouble finding someone to get caught with, whilst Guy would have much trouble. Then I think on Gregg’s comment about lemming-like fans…
You might be right about that. When Ferry gets caught,it will be with a skank with low intellect, possible learning disabled adult. Big tits, low self esteem. Grew up in poverty.
It’s gonna happen. Maybe this will get him out of our lives sooner.
I swear if I see some one wearing them I will rip them off and crush them. $150 to be ferry guy . Good grief
Those sunglasses are certainly stylish. They would look right at home next to the Foster Grant display in Walgreens. I don’t think I will be buying a pair, though. I’m just not ready to replace my 15 year old clunky StrikeKing sunglasses with lithograph Bill Dance autograph stretchy band any time soon.
Oh man Sam!!!!!!!! I love the Strike King Glasses
Too Funny Jillian! That smirk on his face looks like he just read your write-up about him and AZIS!
I was thinking the same thing. The only missing elements were the chandelier earrings and feather boa. Rock on Guido!!!!!!1111
These would be great for Halloween if you dress as Fieri (Fieti, ferry, whatever) so everyone knows who you are.
“Guy Fieri the “Bad Boy” of Food Network”
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Ah, yes but are they made to fit over one’s fat, greasy neck?
Yeah, I was wondering why he wasn’t “modeling” those things on his big, fat, f-ing neck. Because that’s so money!
Oh great, another thing Guy signed. His book is signed, his fridge is signed, and now his sunglasses are. Why does he think we want his copied signature all over stuff?
WHAT are those scribbles? Kinda looks like white out drizzles on the arm of the sunglasses!
And what are those BOLTS!? Cheap and tacky!
I seriously doubt you’ll see any of these on Canal Street. If these optical atrocities “fell off the right truck,” someone behind it would be chasing it to throw them back on.
“When Ferry gets caught,it will be with a skank with low intellect, possible learning disabled adult. Big tits, low self esteem. Grew up in poverty. ”
Summarized in three letters . . TPT
As the Terminator said:
“I’LL BE FAT”
He’s such a douche…
I don’t see the vomiting goldfish. What I do see is one of the Woodland Critters from South Park, and that scares me more :)
Wow. I can believe the sunglasses, but I can NOT believe the price. I mean, wouldn’t you be embarrassed if people knew you blew that much $$ on a tacky piece of plastic from China? I guess he’s selling them at merchandise booth on his rock tour? Would you even have any money left over after you shelled out the ridiculous ticket price?
God, the world probably IS going to die soon – from stupidity.
@Gregg -
But would you pay big bucks for some Rachael Ray-Bans ?
I wouldn’t even pay small bucks for anything with her name on it. She makes my skin crawl and my ears bleed. Besides, they would probably only be available in the puke orange color she likes!
What I want to know is how much he actually pays for his own sunglasses. You know, the ones he wears on the back of his neck in every show he’s on.
If it’s less than $159-$169, then something is definitely wrong.
of course we have to make sure that they will stretch across the back of our fat necks because we are cool that way!
I would rather spend my hard earned money on one of Rachael Ray’s garbage bowls! *said with a hint of sarcasm*
Dammit! You didn’t give the address where I can get these! Now I can’t be cool like Guy.
Why is there a drawing of a cow on the side?
@ serutan
I would say I doubt Tiger had much trouble finding someone to get caught with, whilst Guy would have much trouble.>>>
Nah, those lonely 60 year old panty throwing grannies would be all over him.
I just love the fact that he’s not even wearing those sunglasses! They are clearly Photoshopped onto his face. I guess he’s too important and busy to stop by their studio for a couple pictures…
I’d rather stare directly into the sun than wear anything associated with this tired loser. And is it just me or does it look like they photoshopped the glasses onto his face? Like not even HE would be caught dead with them.