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I Saw Paula Kissing Santa Claus
Posted on December 13th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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  1. DesignerJeans says:
    December 13, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Ahhhhh how Smithfield™ hammmy of them……

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  2. Eyeris says:
    December 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Well, if his book bombs and people ever get tired of Paula, he could have a lucrative career as a creepy mall santa.

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  3. Clay says:
    December 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I’ve never been so happy to see “No related posts” at the bottom of a posting.

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  4. Naseem says:
    December 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    That photos is actually kinda sweet.

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  5. Patrick says:
    December 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    This picture was only a matter of time.

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  6. byrdie says:
    December 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Sandy Claws finally looks like he belongs.

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  7. Kenneth says:
    December 13, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Did Captain Salty let her sit on his lap?

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  8. Ferd Berfle says:
    December 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Come gimme some sugah, y’all.

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  9. Mystie says:
    December 13, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    I thought it was kind of a sweet picture, too!

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  10. Trini says:
    December 13, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    doesn’t this guy have a job?

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  11. leash says:
    December 13, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    ugh, Sea Captain slipping Paula a wetty is the foulest thing I’ve seen all day.

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  12. Trufootti says:
    December 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Too bad he doesn’t have a lap to sit on, huh, Paula?

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