Archives for "December, 2009"
Food Network Finally Embraces Sandra Lee’s Status As A Drunk Icon
There are 2 types of people in the world: those who watch Sandra Lee to learn something, and those who watch Sandra Lee just for the entertainment and humor her incompetence so often provides. Personally, I watch her for the entertainment, because face it – you never know what crazy shit is gonna come out [...]
Aaron McCargo Has A Dumb New Tagline
Update: Big Daddy now comes with 73% more corniness, in the form of his brand new tagline. That’s right! From this point on, he wants to be known as Aaron McCargo: The Flavor Of Bold (not to be confused with Aaron McCargo: The Flavor Of Bald, which is what I thought it said the first [...]
A Valid Subway Cheese Gripe
(via Buzzfeed, who didn’t credit the original cartoon creator. Thanks to Andrew for pointing out that it’s originally by Left Handed Toons. Check ‘em out for more funnies.)
Guy Fieri On Dinner Impossible (w/ Video)
If you read this website, you know I’m not Guy Fieri’s biggest fan. I’ve long considered him to be one of the phoniest people on television, but aside from the fact that he over-enunciates his fake Italian last name and walks around every day wearing Christian Slater’s wardrobe from Gleaming The Cube, I never really [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.




