Archives for "December, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th December 2009

The Best Worst Sandra Lee Recipe Reviews

A few weeks ago, an FNH tipster suggested I start reading Sandra Lee recipe reviews just for their sheer entertainment value. And boy, was he right. Some of the comments from jilted, bitter home cooks were laugh out loud hysterical, and should be highlighted and shared with as many people as possible. And so, without [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th December 2009

Guy Fieri Hosting NBC Game Show [Kill Your Televisions]

According to The Wrap, NBC just signed GUY FERRY to host a new(ish) game show called “Perfect 10.” And (and!) he’s even going to be holding auditions after his lame Road Show in Los Angeles tonight. The horror! Paul Telegdy, NBC’s head of Reality Programming, is quoted as saying “Guy’s enthusiasm is infectious.” (Yeah, I [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th December 2009

Cookalong With Gordon Ramsay: Episode 1

STARRING GORDON RAMSAY: THE HUMAN SCRUNCHIE (For anyone interested, I recapped this unfortunate trainwreck of a show over at Serious Eats. I like Gordon, but HATED this show. I found it disjointed, frantic, and impossible to follow. What did you all think? Did you cook along? Did you like the format? Did your blood pressure [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th December 2009

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Nude Classical Portrait Of Rachael Ray For Sale On eBay (Seriously)

Back in January, news broke that a New York-based artist named Alex Gardega was going to be painting a nude portrait of Rachael Ray. Here we are in December, and I’m excited to let you all know that Alex made good on his promise, completed the painting, and put it up for sale on eBay. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th December 2009

Sandra Lee’s “Driver-Friendly” Cocktail Has Vodka In It

While scouring the Food Network’s website for the funniest Sandra Lee recipe reviews (stay tuned, post coming later this week), I stumbled upon Sandra’s Cruisin’ Cooler cocktail. The show description says the beverage is “driver-friendly” but the recipe calls for vodka: On what planet is VODKA a driver-friendly beverage? This woman is out of her [...]

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