Archives for "December, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th December 2009

Guess The Mystery Gadget

Is this: 1) A life-size mold of Pat Neely’s manhood 2) Sandra Lee’s semi-homemade hot dog tongs 3) Aaron McCargo’s favorite head shaver Leave your guesses in the comments section, or click here and scroll down to the middle of the page to see what it really is.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th December 2009

An Argument Against Buying Guy Fieri’s Books

Guy Ferry – er, Fieri – nay, Fietti – seems to be the Food Network’s man of the hour. His latest book More Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives, just hit #1 on the NY Times Best-Seller List in the oft competitive <cough, sarcasm, cough> Paperback Advice category. This exciting news comes mere weeks after Fieri was [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th December 2009

Danny Boome Likes Paula Deen’s “Pearl Necklace”

Danny Boome joined Paula Deen in the kitchen on today’s episode of Paula’s Party. For whatever reason, Danny thought it would be fun to film a cooking segment in an elf costume that had dozens of annoying little jingling balls sewn onto it. Paula called him out, and this is the actual conversation that followed: [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th December 2009

I Saw Paula Kissing Santa Claus

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th December 2009

11 Awful Gifts For Foodies And Cooks

If you’re shopping for a foodie this holiday season, you might want to think twice before surprising them with one of these little gems: RACHAEL RAY SWITCHPLATE COVER Why you should avoid it: No one needs to associate “Rachael Ray” with being “turned on.” (via) PAULA DEEN MAKES A POT ROAST DOLL Why you should [...]

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