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Annoying New Celebrity Couple Nickname Alert: SANDREW
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If I had to pick my biggest pop culture pet peeve, it would be corny celebrity couple nicknames. It’s true. The words Brangelina, Tomcat, and Bennifer send a bigger shiver down my spine than Zelda from the movie Pet Semetary.
Having said that, it is with a heavy heart that I let you all know the New York Post’s Page Six column is now oh-so cleverly referring to Sandra Lee and her boyfriend Andrew Cuomo as… SANDREW.
Yes, Sandrew. Couldn’t you just throw up in your mouth a little bit? As bad as it is, Will on Twitter said it best: “Still, its better than having to see SandraCum.”
Even worse, the magazine dubbed them “the new political it couple.” Hey, Page Six, I’ll take some of whatever the hell you’re smoking. These two certainly aren’t the “it” couple. They’re the “odd” couple.
Personally, I would have rather seen them referred to as SEMI CUO-MADE. But that’s just me.
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31 Responses
Will Sandy and Andy be the next White House crashers?
Obama would hand deliver an invite to them. He loves him some Cuomo.
The nickname Semi Cuo-Made just made me laugh out loud for the past 60 seconds. Damn I love this site.
Me too! I am still laughing as I type this!!!
“Couldn’t you just throw up in your mouth a little bit?”
OMG, that’s twice today. Heh…first the Neely pr0n and now this….
Semi CuoMade?!?! Oh man, that’s brilliant! Brava once again! Is anyone suspicious they are setting these two up because Andrew is going to be the next governor of NY? It’s like a nauseating preemptive strike in the social columns. Barf.
Random note: “PREEMPTIVE STRIKE” is one of my favorite terms in the English language. And, it reminds me of a dialogue between Jon Stewart and Gillian Anderson after his bookcase fell on her head in one of my favorite movies, Playing By Heart:
Trent: Have dinner with me.
Meredith: Look, I’m not going to sue you or anything.
Trent: I’m not asking as a pre-emptive strike against litigation, I’m asking–
Meredith: I’ll have dinner with you.
Trent: What changed your mind?
Meredeith: Anyone who can say ‘pre-emptive strike against litigation’ with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.
Love the new book ad, Jillian! The sidebars are always a hoot.
Thanks – I usually just pull them from old posts. Those two were from a post called If The Food Network Wrote Books For Kids:
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/food-network-childrens-books/
Hey, if he wins that will get her out of our hair–maybe.
Help me sweet Jesus! I can hear her annoying voice now, breaking down the NY budget by the cents and how many guest….uh….people!!!!!!!!
SEMI CUO-MADE!!! Oh geez but you are hilarious Jillian. Wonder if anyone will let her know? I’m afraid if they do FN will just make it into another show. Oh the horror!
The article is in the Page Six Magazine (Dec. 3rd issue); it’s not available on the web as of yet, but the article was about three pages and the couple’s struggle to overcome adversity, blah, blah, blah.
A quote from the article: “I will cook,” Lee said. “And you know what I’m going to bring when I go to the governor’s mansion? Great garnishes!”
since when is vodka a garnish?
Hey- those GreyGoose bottles are tablescape perfect!
Boo, you’re right. You can stick a candle in the empties to create that special ambiance. Hells bells, you could actually collect the airplane mini’s and use them as candle holders on a birthday cake, too!
” I’m afraid if they do FN will just make it into another show. Oh the horror!”
And the title will be “The Real Tablescapes of Albany”.
LOL!!!! :-)
My ears! My ears! My eyes too! Cover both from things like this! :D
mwaha “semi-cuomade” SO perfect :)
Maybe Pat&Gina could become Pina (or Peen-a).
Here’s a link to the article:
SEMI CUO-MADE
I just don’t get it. What could Cuomo possibly see in Aunt Sandy? I doubt that he’d have any trouble finding a girlfriend, so it doesn’t make sense to me. I am surprised, however, that they’ve been together for two years (according to that article) with hardly a peep in the press. I’ve always thought Sandra was a publicity hound.
Here’s Sandrew’s campaign slogan: Keep it simple. Keep it sweet. Keep it safe. And always keep it Sandrew 2010. Have a great day. Buh bye.
Oh shit I’m gonna ruin this chair! It squeaks so bad LMFAO!
A “russipee” for victory, you might say.
I, for one, can’t wait till she’s First Lady of NY and hosting an official holiday extravaganza…I smell Kwanzaa Kake!
Kwanzaa cake and eXpresso!
Please have pity on those of us that live in Albany! Gah!
Those of us who actually live in NY grew up on really good Italian food. I am sure that grandma Cuomo would be horrified at Aunt Sandy’s idea of “lasagne” – canned tomato soup??!!!?? From the article:
“…. Instead, Lee often cooks Italian food for Cuomo, whose favorite meal is her simple lasagna, which she prepares with canned tomato soup, cottage cheese and ground chuck.”
I am going to go lie down now. The possibility of Aunt Sandy in the gov’s mansion is just too much.
political “it” couple?
bahahahahah!
If he wins Governor of NY does that mean that Aunt Sandy will be “decorating” the Guv Mansion with her alchoholic beverage glass Christmas tree and making her horrendous tablescapes for dinner parties? Cringe..can you just imagine?
LOL! Love it.
I have this feeling that Ms. Lee is a nice lady and everything, but jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, her show is so white trash.
WTF is a goddamned “tablescape” anyway??
My wife said her whole thing is just way too “dollar store”. That pretty much pegs it.