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34 Responses
Share your magical Merry new Christmas face with (hic) Sandrew’s Cosmetic Surgery Consultants.
And I bought the cutest cookie cutters at the Dollar Store!
Typical Doucheman production: repeat repeat repeat.
If he ever get’s out of TV (oh, please God, PLEEZZEE!!) he should write copy for shampoo bottles: lather, rinse, repeat.
I have taken to watch ‘SNAPPED’ on Oxygen! And I’ll retain more with every repeat!
I like that show and ones similar to it. Like “Wicked Attraction”.
More like Blather, Wince, Repeat.
Looks like Anne Burrell should be sharing a pair of Spanx in that picture.
Or her most disparaging saggy boob jokes. You know, cause shes being sued for discrimination and all.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I am so sick of seeing that commercial that I could scream!
Has anyone else noticed that the f*ckingly irritating FN holiday jingle is also being played on The Weather Channel? It’s beginning to sound like fingernails on a chalkboard…aarrgghh!
The good news is the contest TWC is using that song for closes in the next few days. But we’ll still be stuck with FN’s commercial until Christmas.
Yeppers. YAY! for us!
I didn’t even realize they made cobolt blue sunglasses. What Tennessee gas station did he pick up those little beauties in?
And please don’t ruin your cute visage by wearing them either. Gawd, no one could look good in those, no one.
Why can I picture Aunt Toddy using a capful of Orajel in a cocktail?
OMG freakin’ hilarious!
“Aunt Toddy,” ha ha! I think that will be my new nickname for her.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong; these are the same Share commercials as last year?
I’m pretty sure the music is the same.
Guy Fieri looks like Colin Farrell’s sweaty, obese, and slightly retarded brother.
Oh SquareBob, you are spot on!!!!
Thank god I’m leaving the country this week for a couple of weeks and won’t have to see that commercial over and over every night!
I’m moving to Hawaii, tomorrow, bet I’ll STILL have to see it there. :( Darn! All that beauty, then FN xmas commercials.
So Betty dudnt get me! Bitch! Can I go with?
He’s such a douche.
And by “he” I mean Guy Fieri for the sake of the google crawlers in hopes that one day when someone types up “Guy Fieri” into google, the number one hit be “Is a douchebag.”
Someone needs to be fired over this commercial, then beheaded.
Yeah well, when they ARE dead, they will be put in a douchbag so we can run ‘em through just one more time! Repeat as necessary!
LOL!
I HATE Food Network! I think I’m probably going to kill myself if I see that f-ing commercial one more f-ing time. AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Food Network can eat a DICK.
Anyone ill at the irony of telling us to Share so kids won’t go hungry — after showing us 6 foot tall GingerBread Houses? I mean how many pounds of basic necessities went into making those abominations that could have fed children?
Dumb bunnies.
GF has two spots in this thing? Is he becoming the biggest billed ‘star’ on FN? I am panicking…
does Guy not know that his goatee is SO ugly?? He tries way too hard and fails.
The commercial ain’t that bad.