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The Food Network Christmas Commercial Revisited
Posted on December 6th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---The Food Network Christmas Commercial
---10 Things I Don’t Want To See On The Food Network In 2010: REVISITED
---Food Network Christmas Cards: 2009
---Behind The Scenes: The New Food Network Commercial
---Next Food Network Star: New Commercial

    34 Responses

  1. oh_come_on says:
    December 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Share your magical Merry new Christmas face with (hic) Sandrew’s Cosmetic Surgery Consultants.

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  2. byrdie says:
    December 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Typical Doucheman production: repeat repeat repeat.

    If he ever get’s out of TV (oh, please God, PLEEZZEE!!) he should write copy for shampoo bottles: lather, rinse, repeat.

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  3. DAN says:
    December 6, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Looks like Anne Burrell should be sharing a pair of Spanx in that picture.

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  4. Alexis says:
    December 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    I am so sick of seeing that commercial that I could scream!

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  5. CherryRose says:
    December 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Has anyone else noticed that the f*ckingly irritating FN holiday jingle is also being played on The Weather Channel? It’s beginning to sound like fingernails on a chalkboard…aarrgghh!

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  6. Neo says:
    December 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    I didn’t even realize they made cobolt blue sunglasses. What Tennessee gas station did he pick up those little beauties in?

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  7. BOO says:
    December 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Why can I picture Aunt Toddy using a capful of Orajel in a cocktail?

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  8. Lana says:
    December 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Someone correct me if I’m wrong; these are the same Share commercials as last year?

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  9. Squarebob Spongepants says:
    December 6, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    Guy Fieri looks like Colin Farrell’s sweaty, obese, and slightly retarded brother.

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  10. Ann says:
    December 6, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Thank god I’m leaving the country this week for a couple of weeks and won’t have to see that commercial over and over every night!

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  11. DesignerJeans says:
    December 6, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    He’s such a douche.

    And by “he” I mean Guy Fieri for the sake of the google crawlers in hopes that one day when someone types up “Guy Fieri” into google, the number one hit be “Is a douchebag.”

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  12. BoxedWine says:
    December 6, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Someone needs to be fired over this commercial, then beheaded.

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  13. Hhmph says:
    December 6, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    I HATE Food Network! I think I’m probably going to kill myself if I see that f-ing commercial one more f-ing time. AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Food Network can eat a DICK.

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  14. Scoobie-Doobie-Doo says:
    December 7, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Anyone ill at the irony of telling us to Share so kids won’t go hungry — after showing us 6 foot tall GingerBread Houses? I mean how many pounds of basic necessities went into making those abominations that could have fed children?

    Dumb bunnies.

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  15. Katie says:
    December 7, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    GF has two spots in this thing? Is he becoming the biggest billed ‘star’ on FN? I am panicking…

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  16. myeager says:
    December 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    does Guy not know that his goatee is SO ugly?? He tries way too hard and fails.

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  17. Sweet pepper says:
    December 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    The commercial ain’t that bad.

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