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I just threw up a little.
Me too. That was unnecessary.
me 2
d>_<b
In a few of those photos, FN “stars” look more like they’re fighting off the urge to f*rt!
Who stars out the word fart? seriously?
Maybe it’s an over-abbreviation for ‘ F*CKING F*RT !!!
Hahaha Alexis, I LOL’d at your comment!
a lady that’s who! :)
A christian, ugh – I just threw up a little…
don’t let christ catch you typing fart with out the stars!
I think it’s more along the line of constipation.
I’d say more along the lines of holding back diarrhea…
You mean d**rrh**?
lulz
In fairness to Big Daddy, it must taste good to make a True Playa show his love.
Everyone else are food whores.
you are an idiot
You are an idiot too.
You are also an idiot.
I love the ones of Giada. I can’t help it. But Alex? Those gave me the shivers…and not the good kind.
HATE SHIVERS!!!!!!
I feel the same with RR…ugh!
Nice(spice)rack, Giada.
This is one of the most epic posts in FNH history.
I have nothing witty to add, just that these are fucking hilarious.
So F*ART is starred, but FUCKING is OK?
Well, sure it OK, but you know what I mean….
Fuck the word fart.
Ya’ll just love talkin’ shit…
Alton Brown looks like The Phantom of the Opera in that picture and Big Daddy in the midst of really letting one rip.
I am shocked that Paula Dean did not make the list!
I don’t want to see Paula Deen’s old ass have an orgasm.I won’t eat for weeks !
I’m trying not to bust out laughing at work. OMG these are so funny. Rachael with eyes half open/closed is just creepy. LMAO
That one is classic.
Classic, YES! The EXORCIST is a Classic!
Can we say RayRay Regan!
Ah, the good ole days when Retched Ray’s eyes actually moved.
this thread is worthless w/out audio.
nobody sex squeals over food like giada. no one.
I agree, Mikey. Would have so much more impact with sound.
Those Alex faces…. eewwwww…. I will have nightmares for weeks now.
Well I’m sure this would be a very (in)appropriate song to have playing in the background : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
So true Mikey, lately have you noticed she’s fine tuned the squeal? Like she’s reverted to being 5. Juvenile. I’m waiting for her to stamp her foot or hit the cabinet yelling, ‘damn I’m good!’
Word. Giada managed to violently wake me from a deep sleep with her moaning once. I shot out of bed wondering what the hell that was about.
Jillian, Were the close-ups of Alex ServeABuffetOffMyButt really necessary?
Close-Up and nauseous!!!!!!
She makes me sick too. Evil little trollop.
I adore Alton Brown, but uhh…he kinda looks like he’s auditioning for a Reach toothbrush commercial here.
& I analyze things way too much, but the guy gripping his bottle behind Giada in the first picture is pure perfection.
Jillian, thanks for starting my day with a great post! I am going to work with a smile on my face. Happy Holidays.
Oh man this site is going to get me in trouble here at work for laughing LOL. That 2nd one of RAYRAY was to funny LOL
Oh yea BTW looks like big daddy is breaking wind LOL
Paula Deen and pole dancing….
http://mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/7deen.html
The author should have submitted that piece to FNH, not McSweenys. No one there will even get it. Total fail.
I agree. That was a funny article, but this is the audience for it.
jillian madison.. thank you for these. i’m going to print them out and tape them to my ceiling so that i can look at them whilst making love.
That might be the most frightening thing I’ve ever read, but who am I to judge! Uh, enjoy! :)
OMG LMFAO Katie!
Robin looks like she’s about to spit that mouthful back onto her place. It’s probably been years since she’s swallowed ANY food.
Giada is the queen of faked orgasms, tho’
Oh silly, ridiculous Giada. Definitely the queen of the over-the-top foodgasm. That being said, that last photo *is* pretty damn sexy. Too bad it’s a wildly inapropriate response to eating food.
What’s worse is after they all make that face, they’ll start talking about it with food still in their mouths.
ITA on that one, Jill. Didn’t their mommas teach them any manners?
*wiping away the laughter tears*…and now feeling slightly nauseated….
Emeril was also pretty skilled in the art of the faux-food-gasm.
“Oh yeah babe . . .”
I’ve been known to say that after sticking a trout.
*not a euphemism*
It is now!
I’ve always been grossed out when Emeril does that, Di. I totally respect him as a chef, but I do NOT need to hear him say that, repeatedly, while making that face. Way to lose an appetite….
Photo # 3 wins the foodgasm award, IMO.
I may have to leave the keyboard for five or ten minutes or so to think about this…
Is she eating raw oysters?
Yes, I have to go now.
You know Big Daddy let out a mini pelvic thrust with that one.
Holy shit Rachel’s eyes in the 5th one! She’s like…convulsing.
That one looks to me like she’s just been poisoned.
If only…
All right, enough is enough. Somebody must be under the table pleasuring these women.
And, for the men, it’s “spontaneous”, right?
You probably could have filled the entire page just with different pics of Giada-gasms, need to add her sound to it also. Wish they wouldn’t put RR in low cut tops, ugh! Love Alton but that pic of him is just plain creepy.
Sadly, those are her own clothes on the travel shows. Barftastic sense of style.
GAHHHH
never go this site in english class, got my laptop back at the end of class….it was the 2nd rr pic that did me in
Oh no, Zach, you didn’t! Really?
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I got nothing.
(No comments are needed these pics speak for themselves.)
I need a cigarette
giada was having a head to toe screaming one
Giada is the master (or mistress) of these. Rachel always looks like she might be going into a grand mal. Alex with the tongue out? No. But the first one of her is a pretty good flaorgasm face and makes me feel all funny inside.
I know. I need to have a serious talk with myself.
Hank
I’ll have what she’s having.
Sorry “flavorgasm” in my last post.
Alton and I have the same gasm face, says me girlfriend.
I’m nauseous. Just nauseous. Really, really nauseous. Seriously, I’m nauseous.
Giada get’s 3 and Alton only 1…come on now…
i know this is cliche’ on the site, but giada is still a sex bomb and i wish i had dropped one on her for her to make that face. over the top? yeah! over the top of that low slung cleavage she got! oww! Jillian, you are too hard (giggity)on giada. she is one of the best looking chicks on tv, why shouldn’t she be orgasmic when eating. hell, i am fugly as can be and i still sell my dishes to company with my O face. lay off her. ….
….
…
she belongs to me.
my wife will never know.
EWWW! My eyes, my eyes are bleeding.
That RR picture is actually frightening. Call Father Merrin quick. She needs an exorcism.
Takes nauseating to a whole new level
The transition from RR and her chicken cutlet boobs to McCargo in his Village People vest is awesome. Rach looks like she’s trying to work up a dump and McCargo just closed the deal.
Win.
best. comment. ever.
Its quite obvious that Rachael Ray is tasting someone else’s food, not the stuff she just “cooked”….
I’m very thankful there were no pictures of Paula Dean.
I wish the two of them would just go away, far, far, away…
I wasn’t expecting an Alton picture — that made me laugh like a madman.
What always annoys me about their reaction is that it always starts before they’ve even finished closing their mouth over the spoon or fork. You know they haven’t even really tasted the food yet.
Seriously, it looks like Giada is using a vibrator when ever she has a foodgasm xP
Tee-Hee AB’s foodgasim turned me on just a little bit!
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What about MegaloDon Don Zinn when he’s eating his sweet sweet grease ?? He looks like the lady from the “Calgon, take me away” commercials.
And you should see Chez eating his Funyons !
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You know, it looks more like they are all one second away from sneeze-town.
Gesundheit.
So, I’m guessing this post has garnered alot of hits from Stumbleupon. I’ve also noticed that its more about the comment list than the original content. Screw it, I scrolled to the end of the comments just to post it because they were all about the same crap anyway :D Eh.. its 5:50 am.. I should go to bed.. Just ONE… MORE.. Stumble.
I’ve heard people refer to food as being “sexy”, but I didn’t think it was literal (which apparently, it is literal).
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Either they are praying, or their is demon possesion going on here. I’d really hate to say that these reactions are over food, It’s pretty sad if they are.
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RATchel looks like she ate some bad seafood. It looks to be an allergic reaction. She is swollen up like a month old beached whale. Bad Sushi! Lets keep Paula Dean and her annoying kids off the air too. Go home and cook for the captain from the Captain and Tennile or Nemo whoever he is. Giada can cook or do anything for me. Robin? needs a transfusion!
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ok come on now am i the only one who would give anything to find out if rachel ray is as fun in bed as she seems she would be? she seems like a real screamer …
apparently you are.
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This totally made my day! My favorite was Rachel Ray.
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Im not sure whether the guy on the patio is having a foodgasm or if he just realized he drank acid and is slowy burning from the inside out. Plus I think some of the those girls might be faking it.
This is way to funny! Thanks for the laugh!
What he said (I think).
Jiada is by far the hottest on the food network and her foodgasms along with that cleavage are just amazing
6 and 10 are the best. keep up the lolz work
Second pic really suits for double meaning