Slowmodem says:

she pours it in at 40 seconds.

Tyler Peel says:

Not exactly Simpfan… watching the FN is like public school (without any focus on learning something). Aunt(hic)Sandy is Junior Kindergarten. When you pass that course (for most of us this usually happens long before the first commercial) you will move closer to the actual making Rice Krispie squares.

In Aunt(hic)Sandy’s class you learn that the blue, shiny tinfoil package is a Rice Krispie square and that buying them is easier than making them… not to mention that they look great on tablescapes and hanging on Christmas trees providing they match your dress/outfit. By not really cooking this allows your more time to look after your pets… like a Grey Goose!

You then move up to Paula Deen’s Senior Kindergarten class where you already know how to poop but accidents still happen! In this class, the blue shiny tinfoil is removed because they fear you might eat it. You will also learn to stuff your mouth with as many of them as you can while laughing hysterically at your freshly made pile of poop in the driveway.

Rachael Ray (grade one at FN) is where beginners get the basic aspects of bad cooking down. Like finger painting, get your hands into everything and touch everything else around you along with learning the first four letters of the alphabet: e, v, o, and oh oh! Like in the above video… safety, accuracy, and speed are paramount in making Rice Krispie squares.

Fyi… Grade two is spent with Giada, where you learn to AN NOUN SEE ATE words and use NUT TELL AH in every dish; Grade six is the beginning of sex education so you watch the Neely’s and so on…