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Rachael Ray 30 Minute Meals Parody Video

Published on: December 19, 2009 – 11:40 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

“Grab a couple handfuls of marshmallows… about the size of my A-cups!” Best line ever.



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  1. December 20th, 2009

    I’ve seen this video before, IMO, a little bit more annoying then funny.

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    pukey replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 11:37 am

    agreed. i was kind of embarrassed for the woman pretending to be RR.

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    Sam replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    that’s a woman?

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    Cari replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Meh. I agree. More annoying than funny.

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    The humor-impaired weigh in.

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    pukey replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    or possibly we’re not the kind of people who think waving a flag that says “this is a flag” is subtle. who knows. you probably laugh at things like people falling down flights of stairs and recent seasons of “saturday night live.”

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    AB replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    People falling down stairs is pretty funny actually. Stop acting pretentious and let people enjoy what they choose to enjoy.

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    Jen replied on: December 21st, 2009 at 9:25 am

    It was a little over the top… Perhaps another actor.

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    Ben replied on: December 21st, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    You know, when I don’t like something, I just move on. I don’t spend 3 days overanalyzing it. Just a thought, people.

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: December 21st, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    “Falling down” humor was okay for Cary Grant, it’s okay with me.

  2. December 20th, 2009

    Damn, that was funny.

  3. Brittany
    December 20th, 2009

    Ha! This made my night.

  4. Kitty
    December 20th, 2009

    That was perfect! From the mom jeans and her muffin top to her high beams and the stupid ingredients she thinks will make a recipe “fun.” This woman is just hilarious.

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    Slowmodem replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    I couldn’t have said it better! Great video.

  5. Alex
    December 20th, 2009

    She forgot to mention that that’s how Mamacello does it.

  6. December 20th, 2009

    Haha, this woman is hilarious. She’s so dead-on.

  7. Freezezzy
    December 20th, 2009

    Wow. Rachael Ray will put EVOO into anything, won’t she?

    By the way, what’s a parody?

    (jk)

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    Di replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Anything?
    I wouldn’t be surprised, heh.

    In Rachael’s world, too much EVOO is never enough.

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    Slowmodem replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Don Parody is the announcer on Saturday Night Live.

  8. December 20th, 2009

    I love the cut to the pan with the unmelted butter and marshmallows as she launches into that grand mal foodgasm.

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    froglegs replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    HA! Grand Mal foodgasm. Classic!

  9. December 20th, 2009

    Hilarious. Ray Ray needs to see this.

  10. Martin
    December 20th, 2009

    I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time. Thank you..

  11. Hilbil
    December 20th, 2009

    Awesome!! :-D

  12. byrdie
    December 20th, 2009

    I loved where she melts onto the floor from carrying all the crap. Just once, Rayray…just once!

  13. Martin
    December 20th, 2009

    Oh my god, the smell is insane! –> soooooo funny!!!

  14. December 20th, 2009

    Loved the big rock on her left hand, the training-bra boobs, and the spare tire. This gal’s got Rachael down pat. Bravo!

  15. December 20th, 2009

    The only thing missing is..she always says, “EVOO, that’s extra, virgin olive oil”….lol..why say EVOO if you’re just gonna say the other????? But it was very funny!

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    Tbub replied on: December 21st, 2009 at 12:32 am

    That was exactly my thought when I watched the vid! EVOO (extra virgin olive oil)…. Great video! Watched it twice it was so damn funny!

  16. December 20th, 2009

    I liked the way she said the chicken broth was ‘to make it special’, and then didn’t use it.

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    Slowmodem replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    she pours it in at 40 seconds.

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    serutan replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    Ah. missed it.

  17. Sarah
    December 20th, 2009

    It was a bit nippy in there uh ?

  18. Di
    December 20th, 2009

    I was hoping to see her get up from her fall covered in broken glass and blood.

  19. December 20th, 2009

    Hysterical!!! Merry Christmas “Kids”!!!

  20. simpfan
    December 20th, 2009

    Great impersonation, but this trainwreck of a recipe seems more like some Sandra Lee would whip up.

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    Tyler Peel replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Not exactly Simpfan… watching the FN is like public school (without any focus on learning something). Aunt(hic)Sandy is Junior Kindergarten. When you pass that course (for most of us this usually happens long before the first commercial) you will move closer to the actual making Rice Krispie squares.

    In Aunt(hic)Sandy’s class you learn that the blue, shiny tinfoil package is a Rice Krispie square and that buying them is easier than making them… not to mention that they look great on tablescapes and hanging on Christmas trees providing they match your dress/outfit. By not really cooking this allows your more time to look after your pets… like a Grey Goose!

    You then move up to Paula Deen’s Senior Kindergarten class where you already know how to poop but accidents still happen! In this class, the blue shiny tinfoil is removed because they fear you might eat it. You will also learn to stuff your mouth with as many of them as you can while laughing hysterically at your freshly made pile of poop in the driveway.

    Rachael Ray (grade one at FN) is where beginners get the basic aspects of bad cooking down. Like finger painting, get your hands into everything and touch everything else around you along with learning the first four letters of the alphabet: e, v, o, and oh oh! Like in the above video… safety, accuracy, and speed are paramount in making Rice Krispie squares.

    Fyi… Grade two is spent with Giada, where you learn to AN NOUN SEE ATE words and use NUT TELL AH in every dish; Grade six is the beginning of sex education so you watch the Neely’s and so on…

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    CherryRose replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    LMAO! Tyler, would you mind posting more about the FN curriculum? Your description of each grade level is very funny, and I’m sure that you must have more :)

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    Judith replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Tyler, Keep up the good work

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    Shawn replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Hilarious, Tyler. More, more!

  21. Katie
    December 20th, 2009

    Were those male hands in the close ups? They are in my head, and that makes it even funnier to me.

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    Steve replied on: December 20th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    I thought they were man hands also!

  22. mpsa1
    December 20th, 2009

    realllyyy not that funny….well maybe the boob reference…

  23. Stephen
    December 21st, 2009

    Really funny! She has that same kind of annoying voice RR has. Loved when she fell with the big bowl. And the “A-Cups” Comment.

  24. Daria
    December 21st, 2009

    I could see watching something just like this on SNL, they should tackle RR next.

  25. Lisa
    December 21st, 2009

    Soooo Funny!!!! Love the “man” hands all over everything!!!

  26. Ragnarokpaperscissors
    December 21st, 2009

    Good stuff, but it’s going to keep me from eating rice krispies squares for a while…the EVOO did it to me…can’t get that nasty image out of my head.

  27. TJay
    December 21st, 2009

    That isn’t a woman, LOL… notice the ‘Adam’s Apple’… and the hands

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  29. Trudy
    December 23rd, 2009

    The best Rachael Ray parody I’ve ever seen was Nicole Parker on MadTV. Incredibly funny.

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: December 23rd, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Is that the one where she keeps drinking and doesn’t pay or even tip the waiter? Funny!

  30. boke1
    December 28th, 2009

    Not related to this video, but right now RR is making the most disgusting looking tuna melt panini. Being that she’s so Italian, you would think that she would know that “panini” is the plural of “panino” and stop saying “paninis.” Anyway this thing looked like a cat food sandwich with lots of SPICY arugula.

  31. Diane
    January 3rd, 2010

    This was the first thing I ever saw on the Food Network Humor site. Needless to say, I’ll be coming back here often. Funny stuff! :)

  32. Paulieg6
    January 8th, 2010

    I’m at work with the sound turned off…still funny as hell.

  33. Wendy
    July 21st, 2010

    Loved it. Yeah the voice was extra annoying, but seeing her pour the crispy rice with a solid stick of butter, marshmallows, and garlic skins, complete with the rice sticking to the pan from EVOO, it was all just priceless.

    (Sorry about the late night, extremely out of date comments tonight! I am backtracking through the archives.)

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