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What The Hell Happened To Rachael Ray’s Eyebrows?
Published on: December 6, 2009 – 8:51 pm by Jillian Madison 
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I saw Rachael Ray selling her crap on QVC today, and couldn’t help but notice the misshapen, fuzzy fish hooks sitting atop her eyes in the place where her nicely groomed brows used to be. Even worse, THEY DIDN’T MOVE. ONCE. It was frightening to watch.
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Rachael’s on QVC until 9 PM EST, so if you hurry, you can tune in to see her frozen face for yourself.
(And if you order a piece of Bubble & Brown bakeware while you’re there, don’t blame me.)
LOL! Looks like she went to Joan River’s plastic surgeon!
She keeps getting faker and faker…and still, Aunt(hic) Sandy scares me more.
I saw this thismorning! I thought it looked like she got botox. I mean, the whole upper portion of her face did not move at all. Not even a little bit.
Rachael Ray’s eyebrows brought to you by the letter J.
More like the tilde!
Bahahahaha! Best thing ever.
Wasn’t it Joan Rivers who said, “One more facelift and she’ll have to shave”? Or in this case… pluck your eyebrows. The before and after pics make Rachel look like she’s morphing into Oprah. Maybe she’s taking over when the big O retires?
Crikey! them’s some scary brows!! what the hell is goin on? first the dandruff mag cover shot and now this?
what’s next, lip implants? fear the thought!
Dam, you fell for that dandruff shit? That was nothing but TEXAS sized LICE, she got from hubby’s hair!
Got daym!!!
It’s like a permanent scowl.
Un-Yummo!
Months ago she was at some awards show and I commented on the photo they posted on Food Network Addict. I got nothing but grief in response but my point was even then it looked like her face was frozen. I haven’t seen this HSN speil but damn! Is it just me or does she look like the freakin JOKER?
What’s really sad is that she’s not old. She doesn’t need plastic surgery or botox, she just needs to drop a few pounds. You know, exercise three or four days a week, skip the pasta here and there, get her mojo on. It always kills me that these “celebrities” lose their freakin minds the minute they have MONEY.
I’m not a RAY RAY fan but I don’t see the point in destroying your face when you need to work your ass off.
Literally.
Jamie, #1 duck-up, foodnetworkaddict is all about 1 dickhead! He has about 4 followers!
Nuff said?
Ohh! You know I love ya chick!
Botox scares the cr*p outta me.
I really don’t have feelings one way or the other about Ray Ray. Not a fan, not a hater. But I do think she’s a pretty girl; certainly doesn’t need work done on her face.
Zach, ya nailed it. Definitely a tilde.
I think she is pretty, but she is in her 40…certainly not the fresh young girl that use to capture audiences. I’m sure she’s trying to keep that going.
I haven’t seen her recently. When did she get to be such a porker??
Dude she actually dropped a bunch of weight recently. She says she runs everyday…? To me the chick does not look happy. The RR gleam is missing from her eyes. Sad really. She is a very smart, funny and a cool lady who lost her zest for life. I wonder why that is? Oh and she was all over her dog Izzy rather than hubby at the end of QVC… hmmm
I agree she’s sort of “lost her zest.” On all the newer episodes of 30 Minute Meals, it’s like she’s just going through the motions. She doesn’t even talk much unless she’s telling us how to do something. She’s so apathetic, and it seems like she doesn’t want anything to do with food or cooking anymore.
Wow, sad indeed. Wonder what’s up? Or just tired?
Yeah, she just seems so sad lately I can’t even take pleasure in making fun of her anymore. I suspect things aren’t happy on the homefront, and she has certainly had her share of health problems, which can take a toll on a person’s appearance. But she definitely should have stayed away from the Botox! A 41-year-old woman does not need to be doing that to herself.
I wish I could feel one ounce of sympathy for her. But, I can’t. What goes around comes around, sadly.
Love you guys! You allways know which way to sniff out the bull… Your all thinking the same thing I am. We may not love Ray Ray in her cooking, but we all see how she’s lost her exuberance no matter how misguided or goofy it may have been. :)
Yeah, she’s not at ALL happy these days. I spose it’s true after all, money don’t buy happy.
Well, I may never have cooked one of her recipes but I hope whatever is going wrong with her somehow rights itself.
I agree with the apparent sadness of Rachael. Even on her daily talk show which I watch everyday since the beginning she seems to have very good days and very bad days in her enthusiasm. I know she has had health issues all last year and I was hoping since she had the surgery we would have our ol’ Rach back – but this season is even worse. I agree – what ever is wrong somehow rights itself!!
Perhaps she’s just tired from dragging that dead weight known as John around.
I think the weight of her JOWLS is pulling her face down
O-M-G WTF????
RR doesn’t look quite as bad as Kathie Lee Gifford does with all the Botox she’s had lately: Her face is as big as a Pilates ball!
Eeeek. Her new eyebrows are reminding me of Carrot Top’s.
First thing I thought of was the Seinfeld episode where Elaine couldn’t get in to see any doctor in NY because she had made such a fuss about her chart saying she had been ‘difficult’ in a prior visit. Long story short, she poses as Uncle Leo’s nurse, Paloma, and goes with him to his doc because he had lost his eyebrows in a oven-cleaning explosion. Of course, in the classic Seinfeldian ‘norm’, Uncle Leo is in a tizzy about not having eyebrows. To shut him up, Elaine ends up drawing eyebrows on with her eye pencil…voila….turned out exactly like Rayray’s frozen pic.
Good one Byrdie! it also reminded me of the Fix-up episode when Jerry is describing the woman to George. Jerry says she’s got great eyebrows…women would kill to have her eyebrows. Then George says “who looks at eyebrows?” Apparently we do and Ray Ray’s look AWFUL! Too funny!
Well that makes me feel kind of sad. I mean, a large part of her charm was her perkiness and natural expressiveness.
Past tense, I guess.
What has she done to herself?
She looks like Marie Osmond did years back when she first botoxed herself – remember the frighteningly soaring eyebrows?
Wildenstein Syndrome.
:(
Classic “bat brow” brought on by some sort of botox or other surgical intervention. If her forehead does not move, or she is expressionless, it’s a dead giveaway. WTH?? She is so pretty, seems a shame she would feel the need to do this.
I saw it and her face was motionless above her mouth, even when she made her usual dorky expressions. They were expressionless. No scrunching of eyes or forehead. It was truly scary to watch.
Also, I’ve watched celebs hawk their crap on QVC for years and have never seen a spouse (unless they were also a household name) OR a dog unless it belonged to fellow facework junkie, Joan Rivers.
Rachael Ray, you’re no Joan Rivers. She really had some nerve dragging her greaseball husband out for the finale. I missed her drunk sister. RR has sold herself to the devil for the cash and her lack of soul is starting to show.
Umm gee I can not muster up any sadness for Ms. Ray..she has problems? At least money isn’t one of them now is it?
Some people have hungry eyes, others have angry eyes, but Rachel Ray has crazy eyes.
Don’t forget “Bette Davis” eyes ;)
Maybe that kinky philandering husband of hers has something to do with it?
“And if you order a piece of Bubble & Brown bakeware while you’re there, don’t blame me.”
Oh, you don’t ever have to fear me buying a Bubble & Burn, or anything else of her other cheap fall-apart crap! Methinks she looks so petulant now because she’s running out of ways to con her fans into buying more useless crap. Her fifteen minutes seem to be turning into borrowed time lately….
*sigh* she’s still around.
I have to say, that even as she is beyond annoying and always has been (though Guy Fieri is tops there), she was at one time pretty cute.
I don’t know what the hell is going on with her now, but it’s scary.
She’s always sort of had this “trying too hard” face on as far as I’m concerned. All that perkiness was WAY too fucking perky.
Wow. She so bloated. Like a rotting whale.
Yet another who thought she was decent looking (if annoying as all get out). But now, well, I am torn between pity and revulsion.