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With all the different ways we have to enjoy ourselves, it’s all too easy to overlook the option of “partying like Paula Deen.” But Woman’s World, the self-designated authority on feminine fun, wants us to do just that.
There’s one problem: the article just typed up some diet recipes without expressly telling us how to party like Paula Deen. Hell, we don’t even know what that means!
We honestly have no idea how Paula parties, but we think these are probably her favorite party games:
1) Pin the Tail on the Fryer
2) Win, Lose, or Cackle
3) Are You Smarter Than A Smithfield Ham?
4) Twenty Questions About Crisco
5) Spin the Bottle of Insulin
(As always, don’t forget to leave your suggestions in the comments. And is it me, or is that cover photoshopped? I haven’t seen Paula Deen touch an apple since the Bush administration.)
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