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Woman’s World Invites Us To “Party Like Paula Deen”
Published on: December 8, 2009 – 11:35 am by Jillian Madison 
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With all the different ways we have to enjoy ourselves, it’s all too easy to overlook the option of “partying like Paula Deen.” But Woman’s World, the self-designated authority on feminine fun, wants us to do just that.
There’s one problem: the article just typed up some diet recipes without expressly telling us how to party like Paula Deen. Hell, we don’t even know what that means!
We honestly have no idea how Paula parties, but we think these are probably her favorite party games:
1) Pin the Tail on the Fryer
2) Win, Lose, or Cackle
3) Are You Smarter Than A Smithfield Ham?
4) Twenty Questions About Crisco
5) Spin the Bottle of Insulin
(As always, don’t forget to leave your suggestions in the comments. And is it me, or is that cover photoshopped? I haven’t seen Paula Deen touch an apple since the Bush administration.)
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FIRST! SUP JILLY
The candy is gone…Stop beating the PINADA!
btw paula’s adorable.
Uh, what did I miss here? I don’t get it. Can someone enlighten me about the low comment ratings?
BettyCrocker, Hell I don’t get it! It’s funny that so many -’s have been hit!
I think because the comment feedback are in double negatives, and the comments really had no relivance to the subject, they went buh-bye. Just an educated guess of course. I had me some book learnin’ as a child.
Double negatives? Now I’m really confused….
wouldn’t you really rather party like sunny anderson?
I would.
Yep.
You guys know she shares? I’d check if I were you.
I’d be prepared.
You say you want a game?
How about CLUE: Paula in the kitchen with the deep fryer!
I saw that mag yesterday and those faux blue doll eyes creeped me out yet again.
I like how right next to Paula’s face it says “Lose 7 lbs a week!”
That ain’t happenin’ if ya partyin’ like Paula, y’all!
Lose 7 pounds a week…take off your rings!
Or your makeup and fake eyelashes!
Love the conspicuous amount of diamonds dripping from her chubbo fingers, neck and ears. And they forgot to airbrush out that second chin…
So if ya wanna party like Poopy, break out those family gems.
I do believe chins 2 thru 5 were airbrushed into one… I sure hope they don’t have a pull out centerfold :( [yes Byrdie, I realize it would take most of the pages in the book]
I’m quite sure “chocolate showers” is part of Paulers party repertoire. It’s also the quick way to lose 7 pounds.
ewwwwww
GROSS!
LMAO
Her hand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Yes, good Lord, that hand is funnnnnnnnnkkkkkyyyy! Us guys have a saying that you can tell a woman’s true age by looking at her hands. Um, this leaves me perplexed (I enlarged the photo huge, and yikes), that mitten looks like a hand from a “Biggest Loser” contestant or a blow up doll.
Her extra chin IS a baby’s bottom!
Because Paula doesn’t look stoned at all…
Does anyone see the resemblance?
http://barbequethministry.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/doughboy.jpg
According to someone who claims to know her, Paula likes to party with a good amount of alcohol, cigarettes and curse words. I think I could hang with her.
Oh shit, Motzi. I didn’t mean to post this as a reply to your comment. One might think *I’ve* been in the alcohol. (I wish)
Oh Hell Syd, Why not DRAG me with?
LOL, BOO. The more the merrier.
I see the same caption for both pics Motzi! “Separated At Birth” I wonder if the Pillsbury® Doughboy poops outside on the driveway as well?
*Thanks for the informative link :)
The Doughboy looks more realistic.
What no HAM toss games?
Dead eyes! Dead eyes!
They match her dress.
Pin the butter on the butter.
I think that’s what happens when she and Michael get it on.
MY EYES
Nope.
That game is called “Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.”
Ahahaha, how delightfully vile!
Paula seems to get younger and younger with each magazine cover.
Well, a previous cover *did* make “Photoshop Disasters”…
@Motzi, that was a good one. But seriously, what has the Pillsbury dough boy ever done to you?
I’d imagine Bobbing for Butter would probably be another favorite party game.
That’s what they call it when Michael Groover goes down town.
I imagine a pinata made of a deep-fried turkey, stuffed with wrapped butter pats, divinity and chocolate covered bacon. Take a whack at it with a buttered loaf of garlic bread or a rolling pin till it breaks up into a million greasy pieces! She’d beat the hell out of that turkey, or anyone who got in her way to the goodies.
And then go lay some cable out on the drivetop for the young niece to trip over.
Paula Deen must have a painting in her attic that is getting older and uglier looking with each passing year.
Oh now THAT’S just another gratuitous Dorian Gray reference.
Will this ever STOP?
I’d rather party like it’s 1999. No hams were harmed in the making of the magazine cover.
Today Pauler deep fried a HAM.
OK, once you become the queen of fat, Paula, you need to understand that there is no going back.
There are NO do- overs in frying.
Rumor has it that ONE of her sons (I won’t tell which) enjoys a good game of hide and seek and swallow the leader.
That’s just something I heard somewhere.
I hear he also enjoys a game of Hide the Stick of Butter from time to time.
It appears fun with Paula includes preparing her like a suckling pig with apple in mouth.
Excellent observation, Derek!
DerekLutz: good to see you posting again!
Partying like Paula Deen? Paula and her husband naked with Santa hats on, a can of Cheez-Whiz and some “Toys”
Didn’t anyone notice in the top right corner…they gave her recipes make-overs to make them more healthy!! MWA-HA-HA-HA That is freakin’ hilarious!
I don’t know what happened at the top of this thread, but I beg everyone to note that there are two Katies (that don’t just exist within the confines of my own head, I promise!!)…I’m the one who’s been around for quite a while now. I only started seeing the ‘name doppelganger’ rather recently.
And now, back to regularly scheduled programming – NO, I DO NOT want to party like Paula Deen, and no one can make me!!!!
Saw this mag at Walcrap last night, (husband loves that place, one just opened literally 2 minutes away,ah, the rif-raf!) and it was sandwiched,probably a butter,mayo, cream cheese sandwich, in between rayray mag with the dandruff, and some mag with big head in sparkling gold hotpants with some tummy showing..it was late at night, so if that wasn’t bh, apology. Y’all do know who “big head” is, right?
hed,probably a butter,mayo, cream cheese sandwich, in between rayray mag with the dandruff, and some mag with big head in sparkling gold hotpants with some tummy showing..it was late