Archives for "January, 2010"
The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
Is it just us, or is Claire Robinson getting sluttier by the day? When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons, had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, [...]
Don’t Adjust Your Monitors – Anne Burrell Really Is That Orange
Question of the day: what the hell was up with Anne Burrell on last night’s episode of The Best Thing I Ever Ate? SHE WAS ORANGE. And now, FNH proudly presents: THE ONLY 5 THINGS ON THE PLANET THAT ARE MORE ORANGE THAN ANNE BURRELL 5. OOMPA LOOMPAS 4.ELLIOT MINTZ’S FOREHEAD 3.ANDREW ZIMMERN’S FAVORITE SHIRT [...]
80′s double takes
After wrapping up my own video project of an 80′s song parody in the vein of Lionel Richie’s “Hello is it me you’re looking for” a World of Warcraft spoof (recently featured on wow.com ) I had music on the brain. So here are some youtube videos you may have missed .. and yes, Ina [...]
Bobby Flay In Drag
What happens when you’re bored on a slow news day and decide to put a photo of Bobby Flay into RuPaul’s Dragulator? THIS. Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon BOBBI FLAY! The handy Dragulator took him from boring zero to fabulous hero with a few clicks of my mouse. Just look at her working [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










