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Joy To The World: Another Awkward Aaron McCargo Video Hits YouTube
Posted on January 25th 2010 by Jillian Madison

At first glance, you think you’re watching a really cheap public access video. But no. It’s just Aaron McCargo, with another one of his awkward, nonsensical, rambling YouTube messages.

Here’s a fun game: see how many seconds of this video you can watch before your head implodes:

When things seem bleak… when life feels impossible… when you feel like you’ll never get the break you deserve… just remember, FOOD NETWORK GAVE THIS MAN HIS OWN SHOW.

It’s comforting to know that he’s out there driving 78 miles per hour on the highway, at night, while filming videos of himself for YouTube, isn’t it?

UPDATE: Aaron McCargo removed the video after we posted this article.



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    42 Responses

  1. mark says:

    for 2 minutes and 44 seconds i became nothing but a slack jawed mouth breather.

  2. Syd says:

    I lasted 30 seconds. Long enough to realize that he is WAY too impressed with himself.

  3. Motzi Greps says:

    That’s our boy McGhetto.

  4. oh_come_on says:

    “…going to Cablevision” at night, right? When they’re closed? WTH?

  5. Jeff says:

    Driving with a buzz, nice.

    • mary says:

      Yeah, drinking and driving, I heard him say that too. Unbelievable!

      As a mom whose son was seriously injured (nearly killed) by a drunk driver, I believe people like McCargo need to be thrown in jail. I can only hope Big Daddy gets sent to the Big House – hopefully BEFORE he hurts or kills someone.

  6. boke1 says:

    Aaron, a few pointers for your next attempt at making a video of yourself:

    1. Learn to speak the language of your target audience. In this case, English.

    2. Keep your mouth closed unless you’re actually verbalizing in said language.

    3. Stop calling yourself Big Daddy. That’s really stupid.

    And in what universe does a big nobody like you have influence over Cablevision? They probably invited you in to show an example of how pathetic FN’s programming has gotten. “Exhibit A, gentlemen: this loudmouthed no talent won a contest and now he has a show! Nice dangly earrings, by the way, Aaron.”

  7. Evo80 says:

    Omg, brain hurts so bad right now, need to turn on the tv to see if it can help…NO IT’S GIADA. No, please Giada, don’t keep saying spageeeetee…

  8. Freezezzy says:

    My biggest gripe isn’t what he’s saying, it’s the fact that he’s driving, and yet constantly looking at the camera.

    Too bad no cops pulled him over.

    • He’s going 70 MPH, looking constantly at the camera, then at the end, takes his hands off the wheel to clap.

      Seriously, if he drives like that constantly, I’m never going to drive in the same state as him.

  9. Goober says:

    Yeah, this is so important that it can’t wait until he’s done driving. Did he think people wouldn’t believe him unless he were driving while blabbering?

  10. Goober says:

    Big Dummy, you da man!

  11. LA says:

    Someone should arrest him. Youtube while driving? That’s worse than texting or using your cellphone.

  12. Sarah says:

    Probably had a few 40′s of Colt 45 along for the ride.

  13. Foodiefav says:

    OT: Don’t shoot me.

    Did tila tequila’s cousin get a show making mexican food on FN? I had to do a double take!!

    Carry on with McCargo pants…

    • Alana says:

      OMG! I thought the same thing about that new mexican cooking show. She looks so much like Tila. And she looooves to talk with her hands, apparently.

  14. Boobilicious says:

    I can think of much better ways to spend 2:44 minutes of my life.

  15. Sarah says:

    Hey maybe since he thinks it was so easy getting a TV show he can run for Congress or something.

  16. BOO says:

    I can’t help but think “Rosetta Stone” everytime I hear his voice!

  17. pukey says:

    it cracks me up that this man is so delusional to think he has fans. and can influence the big wigs @ cablevision.

  18. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    Dunno, I think he was instructed to make this video by his employer as part of their propaganda battle against Cablevision. FN hosts are nothing if not compliant.

  19. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    BTW, did he actually film himself arriving at Cablevision and talking to people there? I could only get through about 30 seconds.

  20. Sara says:

    I only lasted long enough to hear about the wedding of his friends where “Jill is the girl and Phil is the guy.” No kidding? I was nearing the edge before then, what with his “pull” and everybody knowing it was “Big Daddy”, but I had to turn it off then, in sheer self-preservation. God help anybody who actually watches his show.

  21. Teague says:

    No wonder his son ran away.

  22. Elizabeth says:

    I got as far as “and I’m on the road” and had to turn it off. I don’t watch Food Network anymore. What a bunch of cr*p.

  23. mimicarcar says:

    Come on now, Aaron…lose the “Big Daddy” noise. Real Big Daddy’s don’t wear imitation gold hoop earrings. Real Big Daddy’s likes to crunk it up wit big diamonds.. no less than 5 carats on each ear. If you got the pull that you say you do, you better git back to FN and demand a raise… if you gonna be Big Daddy, you needs tha carats in your ears.

  24. Lana says:

    This is a great incentive video to teach kids to stay in school … past the third grade ….

  25. wow says:

    This is the first video I’ve ever seen that made me think “you know, you could use that wonderful chef’s knife to open my veins instead of listening to this moron.”

  26. ShaBabyMama says:

    Two minutes into this abomination of a video, McMoron suggests we should, “Send an email, or text, or twitter, or google… and let them know how much you miss Big Daddy…”

    How does sending a “google” accomplish anything? How does one even do that? In the off chance he meant we should, “google” about the issue, is that all it would have takenT to get Foodnetwork back on Cable television? I didn’t know it was that easy!

    And I’d rather gauge out my eyeball, slice it with one of Ferry’s rusty knives, have it run over by a big rig, and throw it into some of Pauler’s butter then send a “google” about how much I miss “Big Daddy.”

  27. Wheezer says:

    Like many others, I only made it to about 30 seconds in. Man, he can butcher the English language! And that’s coming from a redneck from Arkansas! He’s definitely delusional–believing he actually has lots of fans, and that he has “pull” at Cablevision…in the middle of the night. *sigh*

  28. Melissa says:

    Wait…did I hear him say that he’s going to drive drunk to Cablevision?? Yeah…I think I did… what an idiot…

  29. He took the video down!!! Darn! I left a comment on youtube, telling him about how he couldn’t keep his eyes on the road, sped, then spoke about drunk driving and took his hands off the wheel to applaud himself. Oh my god. I was hoping he’d comment back, but now the video is gone. :[

  30. Stephy says:

    Every time I see him I think of that stupid stint he pulled in Las Vegas where he was crying in the mcirophone and talking about.. forks in his pocket or something? I forget. When I hear him speak, it’s like my brain flies right out the window. I can’t understand what the hell he’s saying half the time and when I do understand him, he’s spouting off stupid bullshit like like this. Too bad he took the video down before I had a chance to comment, I probably would’ve told him what a dumbass he is.

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