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Anthony Bourdain and Frankenstein:
One’s a mute, and the other won’t shut up!
Emeril Lagasse and Grandpa Al Munster:
One likes pork fat, the other’s an old bat!
Sandra Lee and Trailer Trash Barbie:
Guess which one’s made of plastic?
Alton Brown and Thomas Dolby:
They both blinded me with science!
Bobby Flay and Lucky the Leprechaun:
Now here’s a throwdown I wanna see!
Gregg Allman and Mario Batali:
One porked Cher, and the other shares pork
Giada De Laurentiis and Batboy:
Marvelous mandibles!
Duff and Geof and Bert and Ernie:
They’re all just good friends…
The Fairy Godmother and Paula Deen:
One’s a pixie, the other’s from Dixie!
Guy Fieri and Colin Farrell:
All that separates them is a bottle of peroxide… and 50 pounds.
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42 Responses
And Colin Farrell is actually somewhat attractive.
Agreed. It’s funny to me that the 2 of them can look so much alike, and yet Colin Farrell is still so much better looking.
It’s the 50 pounds. And the bleach. And the voice. And the clothes. And the ….
:-D
…and the greasy skin… and the terrible eating manners….and the other 50 pounds (of gaudy “bling”.)
Great list!
I could never put my finger on who Emeril reminded me of and that’s totally it. My psyche has been saved.
Duff & Geof even have the exact same head shapes as Bert & Ernie. Coincidence? I think not.
And the same personalities, too.
” Guy Fieri and Colin Farrell:
All that separates them is a bottle of peroxide…
and 50 pounds. ”
Something else, too (if photos I’ve seen are accurate) ;)
Definitely, Sandy=Barbie and Alton=T.Dolby
Aaron McCargo = Mr. Clean
John Cusimano = any hobo in the street
Allman and Batali, great comparison. I enjoy Alton Brown and love Thomas Dolby even more.
I can never eat Lucky Charms again without expecting a “Throwdown”!
LOL!
I can never eat Flays cooking without expecting a “Throwup”.
What’s strange is that I was watching a behind the scenes of food network unwrapped and I never realized how much Aunt Sandy looks like Heidi Montag! From the side they could be twins! Freaky…
How true!
Heidi pre- or post-surgery? I’m guessing post-, because she was MUCH cuter pre-surgery. At least in my opinion.
Have you ever seen the two of them in the same place at the same time? Hmmm? Vapid is as vapid does.
Alton & Thomas Dolby – I wonder if these guys have ever met? I’ve always thought they were lookalikes!
Bobby Flay IS the leprechaun! (*snicker*)
P.S. I wish Alton & Thomas would collaborate on something on TV…that would be cool.
Alton’s made an “blinded with science” reference in his show before (with accompanying music). He’s fully aware of the resemblance.
I’ve always thought Bobby Flay looked like the Lucky Charms leprechaun, too. Except the only thing Flay’s finding at the end of his rainbow is a shriveled poblano pepper and a stack of old divorce paperwork.
Wow! The Batali-Allman comparison is uncanny.
Why does Emeril look like Buddy Valastro in this shot though?
Guy WISHES he looked like Colin Farrell.
If you hadn’t mentioned that the one pic is of Gregg Allman, I’d have thought it was another pic of Mario.
The pic of Batboy is less scary than the one of Giada.
Bert and Ernie do resemble Duff and Geof, except for one thing: Ernie has hair on top of his head, and Bert has a personality.
The Fairy Godmother looks like she’s ready to lick her fingers, which makes the resemblance to Paula that much more uncanny.
The Sandra Lee/Barbie comparison is scary. Can you imagine Barbie’s Dream Kitchen, complete with Russcipe Books and a bottle of Vodka? Ohmigosh!
Bobby’s cereal throwdown recipe would be Chipot-uh-le-Os with a mango salsa on top and ancho chile/jicama milk.
The judges would be the Trix Rabbit and Count Chocula, and Bobby would lose handily to Lucky Charms.
Conveniently, the Lucky Charms leprechaun would be based out of Brooklyn.
How about Nic Cage as Guy Fieri?
http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/2010/01/nic-cage-as-guy-fieri.html
AAAhhhh!!
OMG that was hilarious!
Yeah! I’ve seen that Nic Cage as Everyone site. Freakin’ hilarious! He has a Nic Cage as Paula Deen, but the Nic Cage as Guy Fietti was freakin’ brilliant.
(Hope he does Bobby Flay soon, lol)
Frankenstein is even hotter than Anthony Boredom!!
Bobby Flay and Alfred E. Neuman would have been a good match too
I still think Fee-Eddie looks like Chaz Bono.
Oh gosh, I was so in love with Thomas Dolby back in the 80s. I saw him in concert a couple of years ago and he was still hot!
Having said that, I remember an episode or two of Good Eats where they kind of mimicked the Blinded Me with Science song. I had a good chuckle.
Though Alton resembles Dolby, he’s not as gorgeous!
The resemblances are uncanny… except for the first one.
Geof looks a lot like Batboy to me..lol!
Also, poor Colin.
I think the picture of Frankenstein looks more like Tyler Florence than Anthony Bouredain!
LOL I googled Guy impersonators and ran into this: http://twitter.com/GuyFierisCOLON
Somebody has too much time on their hands!
There are a lot of Guy Fanboi’s on there… my favorite response back was this:
@seanbuckley The Caesar is a lie – the last time lettuce passed through me it was cooked in bacon grease and the souls of children 11:50 AM Oct 7th, 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to seanbuckley
Oh, and he posted a photo of Alton’s ass: http://tweetphoto.com/3461974
Colin Farrell is still a douche. He’s just a more polished douche than Ferry. If you watch any of his movies more than twice, you can see the douchiness in his “acting”.
Like the saying goes – “F#ck you and everybody that looks like you”… People that look the same share similar characteristics.
The catty females always come out of the woodwork for Giada.
Get over yourselves already.
always thought giada looked like grandpa munster