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Food Network Warning Signs That Should Exist
Posted on January 3rd 2010 by Jillian Madison

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helpful food network warning signs that should exist

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helpful food network warning signs that should exist


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    24 Responses

  1. Sum Ting Wong says:
    January 3, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Oh my god, these KILLED me. Thank you.

    Reply
  2. FingerFoodie says:
    January 3, 2010 at 11:00 am

    The Sandra Lee sign is priceless. You should make those into bumper stickers – I’d buy them.

    Reply
  3. Loren says:
    January 3, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Lol nice, especially Aunt Sandy’s.

    Reply
  4. DesignerJeans says:
    January 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    icon: $$$$$$$$$
    text: $10 dollar meals by Melissa Darabian

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  5. Di says:
    January 3, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    How about a dunce cap with a caption like -
    “Sandra Lee DUMBS IT DOWN for you all”

    Reply
  6. O.T. says:
    January 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Love this one! I love your blog and I just found it last week. I’m catching up on reading all your entries for the past year. :)

    Reply
  7. Trini says:
    January 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Very funny post. Loved Tyler Florence’s.

    Reply
  8. froglegs says:
    January 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    WARNING! Giada is leaning forward. Cover your 12 year old son’s eyes.

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  9. byrdie says:
    January 3, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Sign in front of Ina’s house:

    ‘Caution! Gay Crossing!’

    Reply
  10. Peaches says:
    January 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    I hope it was okay that I copied a printed the Ina Garten sign — my sister has been in hospital for a month (as of tomorrow (01/04/10) due to a spinal cord stroke that caused paraplegia (it’s improving, thankfully!) and I don’t know if she or her occupational therapist have been shaving her legs — my BIL will get a laugh out of the sign (not sure about sis)

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    • LaLa says:
      January 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm

      Hi Peaches,
      I am an Occupational Therapist, and it is always great to have OT mentioned, especially related to a purposeful, meaningful activity (for many women, shaving their legs would definitely count in that category!)
      Hope your sister has a continued recovery,
      LaLa

      Reply
  11. foodnetworksnark says:
    January 3, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Privates Chefs of Beverly Hills.

    Are we freaking kidding me??!!!

    Fucking lame ass nausea inducing show!

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  12. mbeck65 says:
    January 3, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    I have on Private Chefs of BH too – took the words right out of my mouth. Not paying too close attention, but haven’t turned it off either, like much of FoodTV – you hope it gets better, but when its bad its still entertaining…

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  13. Meghan says:
    January 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    i just watched the private chef show too….i liked it. better than watching paula or d’Arabian. P.S. My boyfriend pointed out to me this morning d’Arabian never stops saying “MY this” or “MY that” anyone else notice this annoying habit?

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    • froglegs says:
      January 3, 2010 at 7:45 pm

      You’re right Meghan. I just chose a random youtube of Melissa & counted “my” 6 times in the first minute. Too funny! Rarely refers to the food as ‘the’.

      Reply
  14. Marty says:
    January 3, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    OK, I could have used the Anne Burrell warning sign just now. I have Worst Chefs in America on for background noise and occasional entertainment, and Anne Burrell just screeched something that made me perk up and look at the TV.

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  15. Kristen J says:
    January 4, 2010 at 11:26 am

    I would totally buy these as fridge magnets :D

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  16. Scruffy says:
    January 4, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Alton Brown…But that’s another sign.

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  17. christellar says:
    January 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    “Ha Ha!”

    @flay loosing

    Reply
  18. Mort says:
    January 4, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    DDD: Caution, chin pubes hovering over your food!

    Reply
  19. Neets says:
    January 4, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    I want to punch my tv every time I see Guy Fieri plunge a squirt bottle into his gullet.

    Reply
  20. James says:
    January 4, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    Signs in front of Ina Garten’s house:
    “Caution! Good Vanilla Zone”
    “Warning! Popped Collars Required”

    Reply

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