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Food Network Warning Signs That Should Exist
Published on: January 3, 2010 – 10:01 am by Jillian Madison 
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Oh my god, these KILLED me. Thank you.
The Sandra Lee sign is priceless. You should make those into bumper stickers – I’d buy them.
Lol nice, especially Aunt Sandy’s.
icon: $$$$$$$$$
text: $10 dollar meals by Melissa Darabian
How about a dunce cap with a caption like -
“Sandra Lee DUMBS IT DOWN for you all”
Love this one! I love your blog and I just found it last week. I’m catching up on reading all your entries for the past year. :)
Very funny post. Loved Tyler Florence’s.
WARNING! Giada is leaning forward. Cover your 12 year old son’s eyes.
Sign in front of Ina’s house:
‘Caution! Gay Crossing!’
I hope it was okay that I copied a printed the Ina Garten sign — my sister has been in hospital for a month (as of tomorrow (01/04/10) due to a spinal cord stroke that caused paraplegia (it’s improving, thankfully!) and I don’t know if she or her occupational therapist have been shaving her legs — my BIL will get a laugh out of the sign (not sure about sis)
Hi Peaches,
I am an Occupational Therapist, and it is always great to have OT mentioned, especially related to a purposeful, meaningful activity (for many women, shaving their legs would definitely count in that category!)
Hope your sister has a continued recovery,
LaLa
Privates Chefs of Beverly Hills.
Are we freaking kidding me??!!!
Fucking lame ass nausea inducing show!
I have on Private Chefs of BH too – took the words right out of my mouth. Not paying too close attention, but haven’t turned it off either, like much of FoodTV – you hope it gets better, but when its bad its still entertaining…
Well, it’s show’s like this that make it sooooo fun to Blog!!!
i just watched the private chef show too….i liked it. better than watching paula or d’Arabian. P.S. My boyfriend pointed out to me this morning d’Arabian never stops saying “MY this” or “MY that” anyone else notice this annoying habit?
You’re right Meghan. I just chose a random youtube of Melissa & counted “my” 6 times in the first minute. Too funny! Rarely refers to the food as ‘the’.
hahahaa im so glad froglegs that you can confirm it!!! i love this website!
OK, I could have used the Anne Burrell warning sign just now. I have Worst Chefs in America on for background noise and occasional entertainment, and Anne Burrell just screeched something that made me perk up and look at the TV.
I would totally buy these as fridge magnets :D
Alton Brown…But that’s another sign.
“Ha Ha!”
@flay loosing
DDD: Caution, chin pubes hovering over your food!
I want to punch my tv every time I see Guy Fieri plunge a squirt bottle into his gullet.
Signs in front of Ina Garten’s house:
“Caution! Good Vanilla Zone”
“Warning! Popped Collars Required”