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Guy Fieri In A Gold Lamé Suit
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In case you missed Guy Fieri’s ridiculous interview with Playboy Magazine earlier this month, here are two equally as ridiculous behind-the-scenes photos from the shoot. The pics come courtesy of Guy’s public relations company, whose mission statement clearly involves releasing as many stupid photos of their clients as humanly possible:
Note to men of the universe: If you’re chubby, that’s fine. But if you ever decide to forego all common sense and pack yourself into a gold lamé suit, for the love of God, button your jacket. No one needs to see that shit.
(Thanks for the tip, mystery e-mailer who shall remain nameless!)
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---I Love New York
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73 Responses
Eeeew! I just threw up in my mouth looking at this!
did you have to re-chew?
He looks like a fat, metallic banana.
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!
ppppffft spit take
LOL!!
Thing is, he CAN’T button his jacket.
Where the hell are his shoes? Bad enough having to look at this douche, but then we have to smell his feet too? ugh.
Byrdie, remember true FAIRIES don’t wear shoes!
Yeah, BOO! You’re right. Neither do pigs or cows…
Cause I really wanted to see his nasty @ss bare feet this early in the morning…
*shudders*
“here’s definitely way too much fussing and phoniness out there in the food world,”
That’s right “Gweedo.” Let’s start with you, shall we?
holy shit. that’s all I can say.
Speaking of what not to wear people. lets talk about a nose job!
That is repulsive. I have now lost all faith in humanity based on this disgusting eyesore.
Were any of you brave enough the read the Playboy article? Here’s an excerpt: “All I know is we all gotta eat, and not everybody knows how to cook. So if you’re the guy who can rock the kitchen, people go crazy for you.” People go “crazy” for Ferry? Is he kidding? Someone in a previous post summed it up the best: He has become a caricature of himself.
Holly, I have to believe that is a misprint in the article. I think it’s meant to read: ‘people ARE crazy’ that go for me. Crazy as in…Nuts. Wack-o. Not normal. Needing professional help. One card short of a full deck.
The sad/funny thing is that he really believes he’s “da bomb” (or as Chef Beau recently said, “The bomb dot com”) when he’s really just da boob.
da douche!
For some inexplicable reason, I did indeed read the Playboy article that Jill linked to. I need to go vomit now.
It’s a good thing men are liars when they say that they get Play Boy only for the articles!
Why doesn’t someone kick the crap out this guy ?
That was an awful site to see first thing in the morning!
What is that guy behind “Ferry” doing off the stage? Looks like he wants to touch him!!!
nope, just getting ready to light his farts
HAHA!
Is the mic stand up is keister in the second pic?
ONG, my eyes are burning!
Oh, yes, Guy. The yellow sunglasses really compliment your douchiness…..
I didn’t know Jiffy Pop came in “douche” flavor.
lol
This will stand among the best comments I have read on FNH. :)
Doubt I’ll ever eat Jiffy Pop ever again.
Dou-che, Byrdie!!
Yeah, and where are his shoes? way to up the “classless” factor of the look (as if he needed more help!)
Looks like he has orange spray tan on his feet too.
FIERI: When I was 18 or 19 I got a job as flambé captain at a hotel, cooking table-side with the brown polyester outfit, the dickey, the whole getup. I realized success is all about your style. I’d meet these families having dinner and would always find the older daughter who looked bored. “Hey, you want to see an extra-big flame on your scampi?”
The whole article = pathetic display of self-glorification. If I’d been that daughter’s mom I would’ve suggested he set HIS crotch on fire.
First Fieri in Gold Lame. What’s next, Paula Deen in a bikini?
Woohoo I am all for that
gak
Not even Photoshop could prevent you from losing your sight after seeing Pauler in a bikini.
Personally, I’m glad I read that article. Knowing that Fieri is the kind of guy who has friends named Kleetus and Reno (seriously) says everything about him that I need to know.
You forgot his friend Opossum. Is that his friend, or the main course? God.
LMAO!!!
Why? why? why? What drugs was he on?
Wannabe….this is a guy who will clearly do anything for a paycheck!
Hilarity! This guy is pure entertainment!
He’s like a parody of a parody
Or something wtf . . .
Whatever. We are not amused.
Fortunately I had the “Barf Bucket” standing by when I viewed this mornings posts from Jillian.
Someone call TLC right away and tell Stacy and Clinton they need to do an intervention! What a brilliant cross-marketing opportunity! Macy’s could underwrite it, and Pantene could give Guy a whole new look. And if Jillian Michaels got involved she could put Guy in a Glad bag and he’d be good to go!
Next time you post pics like this, put a warning at the top, please.
Oh, and that guy in the second pic looks more like he’s about to give Guy a hotfoot. At least, I hope he did.
Man, Guy dressing like Elvis. Can his ego get any bigger?
He looks like a gotdam ornament, which I would love to hang on my tree… Yep, gotta big ol’ oak out back!
I got the rope.
I’ll bring the ladder and a number of adult beverages.
Could we all get sticks and whack him like a pinata and see what comes out? …er.. maybe not the best idea, on second thought.
He looks like the white trash Wayne Newton
Gold!
Guy la Douche has Super Bowl party recipes (or russipees, thanks Sandy) at foodnetwork.com. You simply MUST try the Waka Waka Salad, which seems to have been stolen from several other sites with cabbage-ramen noodle salad recipes.
I actually clicked on the link and read the entire interview. It was one of Playboy’s “20 Questions”-type interviews. I dunno. He actually sounded like a decent human being. No stupid words or anything. He DID talk about his pals Kleetus, Opossum and Reno, but didn’t mention his “Kulinary Krew”, so I think that came out even.
Now if you didn’t have to actually SEE him or hear him talk or see the way he dresses or eats or cooks or names any of his recipes or go to any of his roadshows or see his commercials…he might be OK.
Who has friends with names like that? Who ANSWERS to names like that? Really?
From the PB article:
“Good food is good food, though there’s definitely way too much fussing and phoniness out there in the food world,…”
The bleached hair, the chuck-e-cheese sunglasses, the ridiculous outfits, the 20 syllable names for his dishes
Wow, I didn’t know Guy Ferry, sorry Fieri, was so well versed in satirical humor
Definitely a classic case where pot needs to be introduced to kettle.
[documentary style...]
You are now watching the Emperor Douchbag, sometimes called the Emperor King of all Douchbags, an elusive species of the genus Douchbagus. Its Latin name, Douchbagus Obviousus refers mainly to it’s coat, always lame, either gold or silver. This coat is the main difference between the Emperor and the humble and more common Douchbagus Communalis Backyardus. However, both Communalis and Obviousus share the love for large gold sunglasses, preferably worn backwards and at nighttime…
LOL!
The Douchbagus Obviousus’ courtship and mating rituals and frequented breeding grounds could be an entire post in itself!
*gak*
Who knew his stupidity knows no bounds.
EWWWW…just EWWW!
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
After looking at those photos, I cannot get this song out of my head:
“Blinded by the light. Dressed up like a douche, another loser in the night.”
OK, I know the lyrics aren’t right, but they fit so much better!
I love the new lyrics… and will probably sing it that way from now on!
That is hysterical, Mrs. T!
Why isn’t he weating shoes?
Please remove the accent on the E in the word “lame” and it’ll be correct.
It would seem the world’s biggest douche is also the ultimate poser.
this is freaking horrifying!!! get me some eye bleach ASAP!