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Guy Fieri On The Jay Leno Show
Posted on January 6th 2010 by Jillian Madison

Guy Fieri took time out of his busy margarita-mixing schedule to show Kim Kardashian how to make fried Oreos on last night’s episode of the Jay Leno Show. From a home viewer’s perspective, I’m not sure what was more disgusting to watch: Guy Fieri awkwardly drooling over Kim Kardashian, or the way she pulled and tugged at her hair before handling all that food. Nas-tay.

The cooking segment was rushed and messy, as late night cooking segments usually are. Hilariously enough though, it resulted in Jay Leno calling Guy’s creation the “most disgusting thing” he’s ever eaten. Oooh. Burn.

My favorite part, however, was Guy Fieri struggling – and ultimately failing – to get chocolate sauce out of his idiotic squirt bottle:

(Video of the entire segment is on NBC’s site.)

Poor Guy Fieri. An entire roadshow later, and he’s still not a big enough star to get a mention in the program info. Maybe someday, Guy. Maybe someday.



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    36 Responses

  1. Genevieve says:

    What an obnoxious fat pig Ferry has become.

  2. BOO says:

    Whatcha wanna bet KK was wondering why she was being punished!

  3. Ferd Berfle says:

    It was a real skankfest. Poor Jay.

  4. Lana says:

    Guy sure did jump at the chance to put that apron on KK. Always took Guy to be a boob man, but he sure was checkin’ KK’s booty out! LOL, it was almost embarASSing

    • Sam says:

      Women are a lot like rotisserie chickens to a man. No one wants to be limited to breast or thigh when you can have the whole bird.

  5. Kenneth says:

    Please, fried oreos? I have a deep fryer, I can make those any time. It’s not a big deal. Come on Guy.

  6. Brittany says:

    Ha ha. Jay’s comment made me start liking him! Anyone who says that to Guy Fieri makes me glad inside.

  7. byrdie says:

    It would have been more productive if Doucheboy had deep fried Kim Kardashian. Put her out of my misery. ugh.

  8. Peaches says:

    KIM K is the lightweight (as in celebrity accomplishments) J.LO – mostly known for her “bootay”. Amazing to think that her father was one of OJ’s lawyers back in the day; pictures of him at the time showed him with a disgusted look on his face while sitting at the trial table.

    Wonder what he would think of his “little” girls now?

    • Teletubby says:

      It is amazing that Ryan Seacrest is getting very rich off of making the Kartrashians look very bad. The mother is a money-grubbing, husband emasculating bitch. The older daughter has a deadbeat boyfriend who gets her pregnant and cheats on her, Kim is famous for having a sex tape and Khloe has a quickie marriage with a very rich basketball player. The son is an obsessed stalker of his ex girlfriend who calls her endlessly, harrasing the poor girl. Bruce Jenner has no spine and is always surprised by what is happening in his own household. It is embarrasing! I guess these people like money more than caring about how they appear to a national television audience.

      • escrowmama says:

        Bruce Jenner now owns a perpetual look of surprise on his face LMAO

      • byrdie says:

        Ryan Seacrest wouldn’t be getting rich and these ignorant money hoochies wouldn’t either if nobody watched their stupid show.

      • jb says:

        It’s funny that someone who’s hating on them so hard knows every details of their lives.

      • Teletubby says:

        I don’t watch. I read about it online in the newspapers. That is all that is in the press! They cram it down America’s throats!!! They won’t report national issues, but the Kartrashians seem to make the first five pages of the newspaper!!!

      • Teletubby says:

        And I am not “hating” on them. I am merely stating that it is sad that these people are willing to tarnish their reputations all in the name of making a buck.

      • MMMichelle says:

        I care way more about money than what america thinks of me.

    • DesignerJeans says:

      that whole family is scum.

      what a said comment on this country when they get ratings of more then a dozen people.

  9. Jimbo says:

    i’m more into Letterman and Craig Ferguson that I am into Jay Leno. Leno is not as compelling a talk show host as those two.

    Guy Fieri, hey, once a douche, forever a douche.

  10. boke1 says:

    Nice job on the homemade hot pockets, Guy. A real culinary breakthrough. No wonder you’re now as big as your Viking refrigerator. And I agree that Kim was perfectly capable of tying her own apron and should have refrained from raking her fingers through her extensions before gumming up her hands with that gross oreo coating.

  11. fxtech says:

    I’ve always liked Leno on the Tonight Show, but if he keeps bringing D-listers like Douche bag and KK on to his prime time program. Jay boy won’t be around much longer, or perhaps maybe on an irrelevant cable show at 2pm!

    • escrowmama says:

      I enjoyed Leno and Glenn Beck making grandmas cookies together.

    • Jimmy Johnson says:

      Looks like Jay Leno’s prime-time show is cancelled. I wonder how much a D-lister like Ferry contributed to his demise. Ferry was pretty much Jay’s last guest on the show.

  12. Patty O. Furniture says:

    WTF is that ridiculous chef’s jacket? Why is he even wearing a chef’s jacket to begin with?

  13. Marty says:

    I haven’t seen Jay Leno in years (late nite shows aren’t my thing). Man does he look old.

  14. Cookie says:

    I watched it. Actually, battered and fried Oreos are not originally a Fiery creation. I had them once at a Celtic Festival. They weren’t all that good either. They were soggy. Anyway, I thought that KK said that that was her favorite and that’s why they had Fiery come up with that crap. It’s all KK’s fault. And yes, I caught the endless adjusting the fake hair and then touching the food. Ug.

  15. DesignerJeans says:

    Guy is such a douchebag, he would force me to watch Leno over him.

    And what of the producers of Leno’s snoozefest.

    Guy Ferry
    Kim Kardsashian.

    Its like it was wastes of human shells on Leno night.

  16. numb says:

    Kim could blow snot directly into the food and I’d still want to be all over her. She’s so hot she can damn well do whatever she wants.

  17. Goober says:

    Looks like Fietti had a bit of performance anxiety at the end.

  18. Jimmy Johnson says:

    Nice bleaching down the center of his goatee. Guy is just inventing new levels of douchiness.

  19. FingerFoodie says:

    douche + has-been + materialistic whore…hmmmm…someone at NBC actually thought that was going to be a good combination??

  20. Teague says:

    And now Leno has been cancelled (sort of)

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