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Headline Predictions For 2010
Posted on January 5th 2010 by Jillian Madison

    22 Responses

  1. Gypsy says:

    Brilliant! :-D

  2. Dave says:

    HILARIOUS! Sad thing is, I can actually see a few of these happening. Guy Fieri, I’m looking at you.

  3. Alexis says:

    Dear Food Network Humor,
    Have I told you lately that I love you?
    Alexis

  4. Jasper says:

    I’m new here but this is my favorite post so far. 2nd is Ina Garten Back To Asics. Thank you for the laughs!

  5. LaLa says:

    Jillian,
    You are a genius!

  6. BOO! says:

    Where’s Guy’s squirt bottles when he need them?

  7. ADITL1979 says:

    I know it’s been used elsewhere, but that pic of Alton is classic.

  8. CherryRose says:

    Love the return to good, old-fashioned journalism, Jillian, and “all the news that’s fit to print”. Nice job.

  9. Sarah says:

    Hall of Fame entry.

  10. byrdie says:

    For a split second, I thought the fat guy cannonballer was Zimmern.

  11. Albert says:

    Haha read the first couple words for Duff, “Stand up comedy”

  12. Di says:

    hahahaha – love them all!
    Duff posing amongst the other tools LOL

  13. Lana says:

    … and Food Network Humor has moved to the dark side …

    Sandra Lee image = ewwww!
    :-D

    And hey, didn’t Guy Fietti already light his penis on fire? Could have sworn I’d seen that picture before. No?

    Great post Jillian. Dark, yes. But great.

  14. Ray says:

    Already showing that 2010 will be a great year for FNH. Brilliant and funny, Jillian. :)

  15. KD says:

    The good news for Guy – at least the fire will be small and short-lived… cause there ain’t much to burn!

  16. Jimmy Johnson says:

    If Guy’s carpet matches his drapes, he could be in for a Stuntman of the year award.

    Seriously, dude, pick a hair color.

  17. wizpig64 says:

    gotta say that the bodies exhibit (sandra lee’s picture source) is actually really interesting and worth going to.

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