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Headline Predictions For 2010
Posted on January 5th 2010 by Jillian Madison


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    22 Responses

  1. Gypsy says:
    January 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Brilliant! :-D

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  2. Dave says:
    January 5, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    HILARIOUS! Sad thing is, I can actually see a few of these happening. Guy Fieri, I’m looking at you.

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  3. Alexis says:
    January 5, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Dear Food Network Humor,
    Have I told you lately that I love you?
    Alexis

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  4. Jasper says:
    January 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    I’m new here but this is my favorite post so far. 2nd is Ina Garten Back To Asics. Thank you for the laughs!

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  5. LaLa says:
    January 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Jillian,
    You are a genius!

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  6. BOO! says:
    January 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Where’s Guy’s squirt bottles when he need them?

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  7. ADITL1979 says:
    January 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    I know it’s been used elsewhere, but that pic of Alton is classic.

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  8. CherryRose says:
    January 5, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Love the return to good, old-fashioned journalism, Jillian, and “all the news that’s fit to print”. Nice job.

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  9. Sarah says:
    January 5, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Hall of Fame entry.

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  10. byrdie says:
    January 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    For a split second, I thought the fat guy cannonballer was Zimmern.

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  11. Albert says:
    January 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Haha read the first couple words for Duff, “Stand up comedy”

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  12. Di says:
    January 5, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    hahahaha – love them all!
    Duff posing amongst the other tools LOL

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  13. Lana says:
    January 5, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    … and Food Network Humor has moved to the dark side …

    Sandra Lee image = ewwww!
    :-D

    And hey, didn’t Guy Fietti already light his penis on fire? Could have sworn I’d seen that picture before. No?

    Great post Jillian. Dark, yes. But great.

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  14. Ray says:
    January 5, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    Already showing that 2010 will be a great year for FNH. Brilliant and funny, Jillian. :)

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  15. KD says:
    January 7, 2010 at 2:54 am

    The good news for Guy – at least the fire will be small and short-lived… cause there ain’t much to burn!

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  16. Jimmy Johnson says:
    January 8, 2010 at 7:31 am

    If Guy’s carpet matches his drapes, he could be in for a Stuntman of the year award.

    Seriously, dude, pick a hair color.

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  17. wizpig64 says:
    January 17, 2010 at 5:12 am

    gotta say that the bodies exhibit (sandra lee’s picture source) is actually really interesting and worth going to.

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