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Ina Tells Rachael A Knock Knock Joke
---Giada Tells Rachael A Knock-Knock Joke
---Giada Tells Bobby Deen A Knock Knock Joke
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Ina Tells Rachael A Knock Knock Joke
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46 Responses
Haha, nice :)
Once again, Rayray’s face says it all!
Ba-hahahaha!! Yup.
changea the channel every time one of their reruns rerun.
I heard the infamous “oregano means ‘joy of the mountain’” yesterday. And that kids love anything on a stick.
I absolutely think its hysterical that RayRay is the butt of every one of these knock knock jokes. Love em.
RayRay has the best facial expressions to use.
As funny as I think this is, I changea the channel when I see INA these days! Her schtick is really past its prime!
What, you didn’t like her touchy-feely with her taste-tester husband yesterday? ha ha
Was he seriously going to eat that huge mound of coeur la creme with nasty chutney?
If Jeffrey didn’t work out of town during the week he would weigh 250 lbs. and be on antihypertensives and cholesterol drugs. Poor guy probably wants to retire already but he’s afraid to, lest he stay home for the first month and die of a massive coronary.
I’ll second that emotion, DameJudi! Ina overload.
Perish the thought!!
I third it!! Ina is B-O-R-I-N-G!!! At least Rachael is still HOT
Knock Knock love!
RRay’s expressions remind me of Martin Short’s cowboy character in Inner Space. Ohh does that show my age!
LOL…love Rachael’s face. I haven’t watched Ina in a long time. Got sick of her fairy friends and the way she’s always inhaling loudly..bugs the shit out of me.
Every time Ina breaths in, I think of Dr. Hannibal Lecter:
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti…fff fff fff fff fff…”
OMG- no kidding! I can hear her breathing now!
That is CERTAINLY one thing that does bother me about her. Not that it’s any of my business, but I started wondering if her health’s bad. I mean, with her…shape…that would make sense, right?
Byrdie! Love the new HH icon!!!!
Oh froglegs…”I know na-think!!”
Rachael makes me ill.. but not nearly as disgusted as Ina’s coeur la creme looked yesterday.. NASTY. “Oh I like the pattern the cheesecloth leaves.” Disgusting. It looked like that buddig ham and cream cheese “ball” my grandmother used to make for Christmas that nobody ate. Only take away the ham and pour on some grotesque looking jelly-substance.
How nasty can THAT be?
This is just perfect!
HAHAHAHAHA! I love this site. So, so much.
Changea outta that blue button down for God sake!!!
haha that was good
Finally one with Ina, and it works perfectly! :)
You know, both Ina and Rachael both live in the Hamptons. Ina lives in East Hampton and Rachael has a home in Southampton. How bad can that be?
I ALWAYS turn the channel BEFORE RR show comes on. She has a negative affect on my blood pressure, plus, what’s with all that yelling and talking with her hands? Does she have torette’s or something?
Ditto. I can’t STAND Rachel Ray!
Slow news day today? Ah well… Rachael’s face is funny enough without the joke, really! Heh
Isn’t Ray Ray’s 5 minutes of fame up yet? It isn’t? Bummer.
ON RR, I wish she was gone! I’m waiting…and waiting..dont get why she’s still around
If Ina “changea’s” the channel when RayRay comes on, she must shoot her TV when Sandra-mother of the “tie-dyed cake”-Lee comes on and toss it out of a second story window when Guy Ferry comes on advertising his stupid knives with the racing stripes on them.
I nearly needed a Depends when I saw Sandra making that tie-dyed cake.
She must sniff glue before she thinks up these “russ-cipes”.
Nope, it’s all the vanilla vodka.
Too funny! =)
WTF. Today Ina used a rotisserie chicken to make the driest looking sate skewers. The whole day, from Sunny to Ina, was like being in the twilight zone. Every show was about left-overs, one-pot wonders and stretching a dollar. Tuschman’s marching orders? Granted, Ina’s show was a chicken show, but HER using rotisserie was unbelievable.
I swear FN’s morphing into something unrecognizable.
I hope for Ina when I’m ready for a nap. She’s a GREAT sedative. How bad can that be?
Ina, Michael Chiorello, or golf! Great to nap to!
haha, these always kill me! luv them. needs to be more of them lmao
big or not, I still think Ina Garten would be a better lay than Paula Deen any day of the week!
RR: I mute the volume, then close my eyes so I don’t see her flailing her arms around THEN I changes the channel as fast as possible!
Giada: can’t look at her head AT ALL, if I see the killer teeth I have nightmares. Maybe THAT’s why they do the cleavage, for those like me who put our hand over her head.
INA: She makes Martha Stewart look like Mother Theresa. The most snooty person on the planet IMO…
“$10 dinners” Melissa…why did they renew her?????
Are they that hard up??
Gimme Nigella in heavy rotation and bring back Graham Kerr!
Ina, she is annoying as hell…but strangely I cant stop watching her??? Is it just me?
IMPORTANT QUESTION: who was that hunky piece of beef that was helping her barbeque this past Saturday? He makes TR look like Frank! I think Ina even commented on how hot he was
got dam thats funny!