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While sorting through some boxes in my attic this weekend, I stumbled upon my old Garbage Pail Kid collection. I thumbed through the cards for awhile, and couldn’t help but notice the irony – and hilarity – of the puns for a few of today’s top celebrity chefs:
BOBBY FLAY is Bobby Q. How appropriate. The guy would totally grill himself if he could.
GUY FIERI is Pink-Eye Guy. Well, I guess that explains the sunglasses.
RACHAEL RAY is Wranglin’ Rachel. Yes, she’s riding a toilet. I’ve heard her cooking has that effect on people.
SANDRA LEE is Snotwich Sandra. Sadly enough, I think I saw her making that exact sandwich on this weekend’s episode of Money Saving Meals.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN is Bony Tony. The guy weighs 84 pounds wet, so it’s like this card was made just for him.
I’m obviously not a celebrity chef, but here’s my card anyway. I’m ILL JILL. Apparently, I’m regurgitating one of Sandra Lee’s festive tablescapes.
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35 Responses
Time for the meds, Jillian! Seriously, this was probably the best post I’ve seen since finding this site – keep up the good work.
this is too funny – its like the cards were made just for them.
i collected these when i was a kid too. i was dandruff dan, a guy who went snowboarding down a grassy mountain on a pile of his own dandruff. epic.
Loved this post! I haven’t thought about GPK’s for years. I had every single one. I remember I used to be so mad becaause there was never one made for my name. But the Rachael Ray one is hilarious and it even sort of looks like her.
GAAAAHAHAHA! Love it! I was an avid Garbage Pail Kids collector and wish I still had them.
Does anyone remember “Wacky Packs” where they made fun of name brand products? Late 70′s early 80′s. Damn I’m old!
Oh, indeed. I was an avid collector. I still have them … somewhere.
A+ work, jill! i definitely chortled at all of these.
O_O
well that’s a different picture of Tony Bourdain
Uhm yeah, cuz Lord knows what truly need is some douche bag posing naked with the femur of a cow covering what he doesn’t have. My eyes can not unsee what they have just seen!
YUM at that picture of Anthony Bourdain!
Though Bourdain is a few decades ahead of me, I have to agree that he is definitely fine in that pic!
What an awful picture of Bobby! I know he’s all about grilling corn in the husks, but geez! Insane grill and insane grill pose much?
Yeah; that’s not one of his best pictures. He looks very creepy.
Horrible picture of him, yet it defines him perfectly.
Guy doesn’t need his own caricature.
Hey dude, nobody does tri-color hair on their face. Just pick a fucking color, neapolitan ice cream boy.
omg…you just keep outdoing yourself Jillian! I am loling. these are perfect!
p.s. ur mind….. :)
Am I the only one who thinks Anthony Bourdain is hot?
@Pukey – I love that you used the word “chortle” I feel that that word needs to be used more often.
No, you’re not the only one–but you should be.
:::::::hurl
That photo of Tony gives me the creeps, like he’s already slipped the roofies into your drink and is just waiting for you to pass out.
Are. you. kidding. me? I’m a Happy Girl now that I’ve seen that. Anyone got an 8 x 10 of that? Wall paper?
i would totally buy a poster of that Anthony Bourdain pic! he is so hot!
Seriously, is that pic of Bourdain for real? I swear I’ve seen that same photo of him many times before, but only from the waist up, and without the bone!
I didn’t realize a smashed-tooth, tobacco stained, 60 year old with leathery skin and a quasi-frankenstein look was all that hot. Maybe it’s his fame or maybe it’s just the guy in me.
Bourdain’s got a boner….and Fairy has a Webkinz cow?
Hmmmmmm…….
I want to lol but I can’t because it’s 3:27 in the morning; truly an awesome post. My faves are the Bobby Q (Alton Brown would be proud of that pun) and Ill Jill! Keep up the incredible work.
These are hilarious! I collected those cards as a kid, too, but could never find my whole name. I think they had a Jeanne or something, which is kinda close.
So awesome.
holy crap! great post jillian!
my favorite is wranglin rachel.
I am not sure which is more awesome. The fact that some of the Garbage Pail Kids bear a striking resembelance to Food Network Chefs, or the fact that you (Jillian) stil had them up in your attic! Awesome.
That pic of Bobby Flay looks like a young Andy Griffith.
Jill you look much better than any Sandy krapscape – and you draw much fewer flies.
Love Tony – guess next time he’ll be holding a giant credit card instead of bone lol!
Good one!
Thanks for the diet help, because I won’t be able to eat after seeing that picture of Tony B. BARF!!
I bet the bone behind that bone is an inch long.
I bet it’s inverted!
Those were hilarious Jill! They actually had one named Purged Paula. Wish you could have found that one!