Archives for "January, 2010"
Food Network Hits A New Low With Recycled Fast Food Recipes
Ellie Krieger has a bunch of new recipes up on Food Network’s website, featuring meals that are made with BITS AND PIECES OF FAST FOOD MENU ITEMS. Take her Sloppy Joe recipe for example, which is probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life. She urges home cooks to “finely chop the [...]
Anthony Bourdain Sold Out To Chase Sapphire Card On “No Reservations”
Anthony Bourdain. Mister cool. Mister hip. Mister “I’m just here to make good television.” Mister “fuck corporate America.” Mister…… CHASE SAPPHIRE CARD USER? Oh yes. You see, last night’s Istanbul episode featured one of the corniest, most blatant examples of product placement in the history of television. After dinner at a local restaurant, Tony offered [...]
Ironic Celebrity Chef Garbage Pail Kids
While sorting through some boxes in my attic this weekend, I stumbled upon my old Garbage Pail Kid collection. I thumbed through the cards for awhile, and couldn’t help but notice the irony – and hilarity – of the puns for a few of today’s top celebrity chefs: BOBBY FLAY is Bobby Q. How appropriate. [...]
First Photos Of Guy Fieri On “Minute To Win It” Set
A few weeks ago, we announced that Guy Fieri would soon be hosting a prime time game show on NBC. In case you missed it, this was basically our reaction: The show, originally titled Perfect 10, has been renamed Minute To Win It. Here’s your first look at the set, courtesy of Guy Fieri’s twitpic:
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










