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Paula Deen’s Empire Of Butter
Published on: January 8, 2010 – 1:27 pm by Jillian Madison 
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14, the artist behind the website Gallery Of The Absurd, skewers celebrities and pop culture with spot-on illustrations. She was inspired to create this portrait of Paula Deen after seeing her on the cover of a magazine, posing with a dessert that was “practically the same size” as her head.
Equally as funny as the drawing? The artist referred to ol’ Paula as “a human marshmallow with a blinding smile.” Truer words have never been spoken.
Added bonus: I’ll be working with 14 in the future on a series of satirical Food Network host illustrations. Stay tuned, and don’t forget to visit Gallery of the Absurd for more hilariousness!
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Barfaits! ha ha ha ha
147 recipes for Lipitor, Zocor, Insulin & Alli……….
The best-yet caricature of Paula Deen, imo. Looking forward to seeing more FN hosts immortalized by 14.
Close second to this “best-yet caricature of Paula Deen” is Paula Deen, herself.
MORE! That’s hilarious. I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with for Sandra Lee, Guy Fieri, and Ina.
Based on this one hilarious example, I can’t *wait* for your future collaborations. Ah, this blog just gets better and better.
Add me to the list of those who can’t wait for more illustrations.
And Jill, congratulations on your CNN interview. You’re hitting the big time eh?
WHAT? I (WE) wanna see! Has it already been on?
Ah – it was just a phone interview! No television for me! I will post a link to the piece when it goes live – probably next week sometime.
Paula Deen IS a human marshmallow with a blinding smile.
You two should write a book together. I’d buy it. Screw that, I’d buy 2.
OR A CALENDAR! That would be epic.
The fat, piggy arms, the blue hair, perfect. Only thing missing is the rocks on her disgusting digits.
BTW, the other art on the linked site is also great. Miley Cyrus with the worst case of camel toe is disturbing, though, and I know I shouldn’t of even looked in that region, but I did.
I absolutely cannot watch Paula Deen. The straw that broke this camel’s back was her bread pudding — cream, eggs, sugar and Krispy Kreme donuts. Ugh. I know she’s trying to be funny but when she tastes things and rolls her eyes and licks her lips, it just kinda grosses me out. I’ll stick to Giada and Mario and Alton.
Krispy Kreme donuts in bread pudding? WTF?!
Sad but true!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/bill-nicholsons-krispy-kreme-bread-pudding-with-butter-rum-sauce-recipe/index.html
I recall the episode when PD made this monstrosity. It was sickening to watch Paula taste this awful looking dessert that would sit like a lump of lead in most peoples’ digestive tracts.
I’m more disgusted that there are 380 reviews for that recipe!
Fruit cocktail and Krispy Kreme donuts topped with a one-pound box of confectioners’ sugar, holy shit what that would do to your blood sugar is obscene.
Can you just imagine what 14 could do to Giada! This is so funnie!
That’s great, Jillian. This will be a fun collaboration.
That is hilarious!
I like this girl already.
How do I get me one of these?????
neo your hot. oops that was supposed to be in a thought bubble
DAVE! you look exactly like my favorite soap opera star. :-D coolio!!!
Paula deen has agoraphobia. true fact. thats why she wears a wig.
Not sure I see the connection???
What?????