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Say It With Ray: CHIVE
Published on: January 21, 2010 – 8:31 am by Jillian Madison 
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These are slow motion time-lapse photos of Rachael Ray saying the word “CHIVE.” Girlfriend’s taking enunciation to a whole different level. I honestly didn’t think human lips were genetically engineered to move in those directions.
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I freakin knew it – she’s an alien.
Her whole head looks like a Pez dispenser. Waiting for a candy to shoot out ‘o that. Good Lord.
lol, love it!
Oh. My. Word. HAHAHAHA. I spit out my coffee at this one. Thanks, Kathy!
Bet she gives good head with that mouth. :D
Looks like she might bite it off, though!
Love how you catch her mid-word Jillian. Hilarious!
This is hilarious. I wish she would see this so she can see how the rest of the world views her.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeez. Looks like someone made the wrong career choices. RayRay would be perfect contorting her face as a demon/possessed woman in B-horror movies.
I think that she may already be possessed. In order for a no-talent, loud-mouthed, annoying hack such as the RayTard to become such a big success, she must have sold her soul!
Oh my god….I love you, Jillian!!
heh – that “kid” is something else isn’t she?
on a related note – I noticed that claire robinson does some goofy similar shit herself while I was slo-mo fast forwarding through 5 ingredient fix the other day. I suppose anyone and everyone would look ridiculous under such scrutiny…
“I suppose anyone and everyone would look ridiculous under such scrutiny”
I doubt it! Rachael does more gymnastics with her face than Mary Lou Retton. I’ve tried to catch several of the other hosts looking as moronic mid-word, and have been unable to do so (with the exception of Giada).
She DOES look like an alien getting ready to bite our heads off. All that is missing is the slimy slobber…..
Ray Ray looks so angry when she says, “chive.” Like she is really jealous of chives for some reason. Or that chives stole her prom date and she bad mouthing them to her friends in the Seniors Only Bathroom during 4th hour release period.
LMAO Looks more like a chrowl (chive + growl). One time I thought she burped while chopping and dropping. I put the TV on mute and it came up as “growl”.
this is now my go-to post for when I need a laugh.
This is one of the reasons I can’t watch her anymore. And the sad part is, those freeze frames are not exaggerated – she really carries on like that – yuk!
And how about that disgusting thing she’s always doing with her tongue-reminds me of an anteater. I think I’ve seen her tongue more than I’ve seen my own. Plus, she always looks like she’s chewing something. Pure nastiness!
I know – it’s totally gross. She does it on her talk show, too. You’d think at least her mother would advise her to stop doing that.
So glad to read I was not the only one who noticed this ridiculous habbit of hers – her producer should really tell her to knock it off and not to mention to tone down her sky high eyebrows it looks like she’s constantly thinking of something or surprised.
Well, I know who’s going to be haunting my nightmares tonight!
I love how Rachael always has some horrific expression on her face not fit for everyday human interaction. Pausing randomly during 30 Minute Meals is my new pastime since they stopped filming new Semi-Homemade Meals episodes to snark.
Everyone in Rachael’s life is on her payroll so I guess no one has the balls to tell her how ridiculous she looks most of the time. I like a good chive as much as the next person but why is she practically wetting her pants over using them in a recipe? The sun needs to set on this talentless hack’s public exposure and popularity. I’m a Cablevision subscriber so I haven’t watched FN in weeks and have to say that I really don’t miss it. These posts are way better.
Dear god.
oh my fucking god.
She needs to spend more time in the mountains getting joyous.
I can’t even breathe, I’m laughing so hard!!!
Reminds me of the old film clip of the guy catching a cannonball with his stomach…
I so enjoy her getting bashed here. great to know others cannot stand her fake smile and laff ugh. unreal how she pawns off her cookware and makes zillions. yes. i hate her.
ch-i-ve
ch-i-ve
no matter how much I try, I cant manage to even force myself to move my mouth like hers
Personally, I think she’s not saying “chive”. I think her husband just walked into the room and she just smelled him.
if it wasn’t for Rachael Ray this website would be out of material. She did more for the everyday american than most “chefs” out there. a food focused show with no pretension. This is why it’s embaressing to be a “foodie”
Au contraire Joe. She has pretensions to healthful food, attractive food, tasty food, inexpensive food. She fails on all counts.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: the only people she can teach are those who have yet to pass a middle school home ec class.
I’n not speaking of her promises of healthful, tasty, attractive food, I’m saying she created a resurgence in home cooking. When i speak of “everyday american” I’m not speaking of the people who are on food blogs and subscribers to food magazines(rip), we obviously have a better idea of what is “good”. I also refuse to show such as much pretension like many of commentors of these blogs. When it comes to cooking, there is always something to learn, even if its from someone like Rachael Ray.
“I’m saying she created a resurgence in home cooking.”
Huh. That’s funny, I’ve been cooking for my kids for 28 years. When exactly did home cooking go away?
“When it comes to cooking, there is always something to learn, even if its from someone like Rachael Ray.”
I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree. Oh, wait, I did learn something from RR. It is possible to ADD FAT to bacon. Who knew?
Man you can zest a lemon on those teeth