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Terrifying Rachael Ray Snow Sculpture
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Paula Deen’s been sculpted out of butter, and now Rachael Ray’s been immortalized in a block of ice. Finally! The circle of life is complete!
You see, for some un-Godly reason, a man named Sean Fitzpatrick decided to sculpt Ray Ray’s face out of a mound of snow. Maybe he was bored, maybe he couldn’t stand to be in the house because his wife was watching Big Daddy’s House. We may never know. Anyway, when he finished, he declared that the result looked “exactly like her.”
If “looked exactly like her” means “looked like it was missing a chromosome”, then yes! It looked just like her.
Rachael Ray, however, didn’t agree. She seemed completely mortified by the notion that she looked like that, and quipped back, “I don’t know if it looks JUST like me. I think it looks a little Shrek-y around the edges.” Perhaps one day Rachael will realize she is, indeed, a little Shrek-y around the edges in real life as well.
Here’s a video of Sean on the Rachael Ray Show, where he also carved Isaboo’s image into a block of ice. Wow. Is it just me, or does this poor guy need a life? What’s next? John Cusimano’s profile etched into an ice cube?
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37 Responses
Is that Fiona from Shrek?
Spot on! That was my first thought when I saw it, Fiona, but not in human form, in ogre form. Maybe, like Michelangelo, the sculptor saw the REAL nature of his model…hehe
Was the model for this sculpture from a picture imprinted and stretched out on Silly Putty?
Well, I guess it could be worse. At least it’s not yellow snow.
It’s Shrek and Fiona’s child all grown up!
All that’s missing is green food coloring!
Creep-tastic. What IS it with all of these art-pseudo-emulations of Ray Ray these days???
I know, WTH? And none of the representations of her look good, lol!
Hahahahaha!! That is so butt-ugly! I don’t know what that guy’s intentions were, but it ended up being a slap in the face to Rachael!
Uh, yeah…that guy has a little too much time on his hands. Oh well, there are worse ass hat things he could be doing.
Very true lets just hope he does not live close to a school.
At least it’s made of snow and will eventually melt. Unlike the tattoo some dumbass got that I read about on this site.
Hot Dam, RayRay has been asphyxiated!
Well I guess it’s a fun hobby for the guy and his family but I’d hardly call him a “professional.”
And how old was that girl (his daughter?) sitting on his shoulders – 18+
wtf?
Noticed that too Di. Spookier, the daughter looked like RayRay.
To answer your question, Jillian, The John Cusimano replica can not be made out of ice. To be a true representation, it must be sculpted out of dirt!!!
dirt or…. prostitute poo!
I don’t know which is more sad. The fact that the guy actually made a sculpture of her, or the fact that she had him on her show because of it.
OMG, that video was awesome. Never laughed so hard in my life.
The best parts (or worst, depending on your point of view):
0:38 – Wow! A life-size replica of Rachael Ray. You just know whoever made it has more at home, and not all of them are mode of Legos, if you know what I mean. Scary stuff.
0:50 – First shot of the guy, and he’s got a chainsaw in his hands. All that he’s missing is a hockey mask.
2:23 – Aww, look. He’s caressing the head of his sculpture. That’s not the least bit creepy… or is it?
3:53 – She had to make her husband come outside, just to make a snowman?
3:33 – “He’s brilliant!” Yeah, like no one’s ever thought to put snow (or sand) in a mold for making sculptures before?
4:24 – Uh oh. See how she looks at that “lettuce knife”? Won’t be long before we see one with her name on it.
4:39 – “Like when I was working on your mouth…” Ok, I just about lost it at this point.
4:50 – Told ya! (bye bye lettuce knife)
5:02 – Mini luge. Riiiiiight. (I’ll leave this one to your imaginations)
*Fourth one should be 2:53, not 3:53.
maybe it would have been more life-like if the snow monster was saying CHI-III-IVE.
This makes the naked EVOO goddess painting look good in comparison!
“looked exactly like her” means “looked like it was missing a chromosome”. That is just way too funny.
Totally cracked me up for tons of reasons. Not the least of which, I’m feeing pretty Shrek-y around the edges myself today.
Shrek material for sure. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I saw this episode and she was not impressed. It was, in fact, Shrek-esque. Almost as bad as when that other loser created her likeness entirely out of Legos and made her butt look true to size – gigantic. Then he GAVE her the monstrosity and, in her usual tactless manner, she looked at him like “WTF? What the hell and I gonna do with THAT?” Nice.
If he built her head out in front of the house I hate to think what part of hers he replicated in the backyard
Get “Ogre” it, ya’ll. *says in a Paula Deen voice*
LOL…good one!
Just another idiot looking for publicity, in our attention starved society. I just don’t get it.
Awh, I think it’s nice that the guy has an artistic hobby. Maybe he’s not sculpting the right people, but he does have some talent — don’t say he’s got no life!
VERY scary! I am surprised that he didn’t make her hair out of oregano!
Oregano means ‘joy of the mountains’ in Greek, you know!
You can throw that out at your next cocktail party! Along with all the craptastic h’oeur….h’or deour….appetizers!
Or “nibbly bits” as RR gaggingly calls them.
Wait, that can’t be Ray Ray. There isn’t the unaturally forced enthusiasm, unecessary yelling, and flailing arm gestures that I’m so used to. Well, at least he got the scale of her mouth correct.
LOl where do u guys come up with this hahaha
“for some un-Godly reason, a man named Sean Fitzpatrick decided to sculpt Ray Ray’s face out of a mound of snow. Maybe he was bored, maybe he couldn’t stand to be in the house because his wife was watching Big Daddy’s House”
excellent
Oh my gosh! It’s Shrek and Fiona’s albino child. :*