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Terrifying Rachael Ray Snow Sculpture

Published on: January 26, 2010 – 1:32 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Paula Deen’s been sculpted out of butter, and now Rachael Ray’s been immortalized in a block of ice. Finally! The circle of life is complete!

You see, for some un-Godly reason, a man named Sean Fitzpatrick decided to sculpt Ray Ray’s face out of a mound of snow. Maybe he was bored, maybe he couldn’t stand to be in the house because his wife was watching Big Daddy’s House. We may never know. Anyway, when he finished, he declared that the result looked “exactly like her.”

If “looked exactly like her” means “looked like it was missing a chromosome”, then yes! It looked just like her.

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Rachael Ray, however, didn’t agree. She seemed completely mortified by the notion that she looked like that, and quipped back, “I don’t know if it looks JUST like me. I think it looks a little Shrek-y around the edges.” Perhaps one day Rachael will realize she is, indeed, a little Shrek-y around the edges in real life as well.

Here’s a video of Sean on the Rachael Ray Show, where he also carved Isaboo’s image into a block of ice. Wow. Is it just me, or does this poor guy need a life? What’s next? John Cusimano’s profile etched into an ice cube?



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  1. January 26th, 2010

    Is that Fiona from Shrek?

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    Flyingroo replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    Spot on! That was my first thought when I saw it, Fiona, but not in human form, in ogre form. Maybe, like Michelangelo, the sculptor saw the REAL nature of his model…hehe

  2. byrdie
    January 26th, 2010

    Was the model for this sculpture from a picture imprinted and stretched out on Silly Putty?

    Well, I guess it could be worse. At least it’s not yellow snow.

  3. Sandra
    January 26th, 2010

    It’s Shrek and Fiona’s child all grown up!

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    froglegs replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    All that’s missing is green food coloring!

  4. Katie
    January 26th, 2010

    Creep-tastic. What IS it with all of these art-pseudo-emulations of Ray Ray these days???

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    Gypsy replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    I know, WTH? And none of the representations of her look good, lol!

  5. Gypsy
    January 26th, 2010

    Hahahahaha!! That is so butt-ugly! I don’t know what that guy’s intentions were, but it ended up being a slap in the face to Rachael!

  6. Diane
    January 26th, 2010

    Uh, yeah…that guy has a little too much time on his hands. Oh well, there are worse ass hat things he could be doing.

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    Teague replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Very true lets just hope he does not live close to a school.

  7. george
    January 26th, 2010

    At least it’s made of snow and will eventually melt. Unlike the tattoo some dumbass got that I read about on this site.

  8. BOO
    January 26th, 2010

    Hot Dam, RayRay has been asphyxiated!

  9. Di
    January 26th, 2010

    Well I guess it’s a fun hobby for the guy and his family but I’d hardly call him a “professional.”

    And how old was that girl (his daughter?) sitting on his shoulders – 18+
    wtf?

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    oh_come_on replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    Noticed that too Di. Spookier, the daughter looked like RayRay.

  10. Sandra Lee's Liver
    January 26th, 2010

    To answer your question, Jillian, The John Cusimano replica can not be made out of ice. To be a true representation, it must be sculpted out of dirt!!!

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    beergroupie replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    dirt or…. prostitute poo!

  11. January 26th, 2010

    I don’t know which is more sad. The fact that the guy actually made a sculpture of her, or the fact that she had him on her show because of it.

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    Freezezzy replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    OMG, that video was awesome. Never laughed so hard in my life.

    The best parts (or worst, depending on your point of view):

    0:38 – Wow! A life-size replica of Rachael Ray. You just know whoever made it has more at home, and not all of them are mode of Legos, if you know what I mean. Scary stuff.

    0:50 – First shot of the guy, and he’s got a chainsaw in his hands. All that he’s missing is a hockey mask.

    2:23 – Aww, look. He’s caressing the head of his sculpture. That’s not the least bit creepy… or is it?

    3:53 – She had to make her husband come outside, just to make a snowman?

    3:33 – “He’s brilliant!” Yeah, like no one’s ever thought to put snow (or sand) in a mold for making sculptures before?

    4:24 – Uh oh. See how she looks at that “lettuce knife”? Won’t be long before we see one with her name on it.

    4:39 – “Like when I was working on your mouth…” Ok, I just about lost it at this point.

    4:50 – Told ya! (bye bye lettuce knife)

    5:02 – Mini luge. Riiiiiight. (I’ll leave this one to your imaginations)

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    Freezezzy replied on: January 26th, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    *Fourth one should be 2:53, not 3:53.

  12. Aubie
    January 26th, 2010

    maybe it would have been more life-like if the snow monster was saying CHI-III-IVE.

  13. Boobilicious
    January 26th, 2010

    This makes the naked EVOO goddess painting look good in comparison!

  14. January 26th, 2010

    “looked exactly like her” means “looked like it was missing a chromosome”. That is just way too funny.

  15. January 26th, 2010

    Totally cracked me up for tons of reasons. Not the least of which, I’m feeing pretty Shrek-y around the edges myself today.

  16. The Pontificator
    January 26th, 2010

    Shrek material for sure. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  17. boke1
    January 26th, 2010

    I saw this episode and she was not impressed. It was, in fact, Shrek-esque. Almost as bad as when that other loser created her likeness entirely out of Legos and made her butt look true to size – gigantic. Then he GAVE her the monstrosity and, in her usual tactless manner, she looked at him like “WTF? What the hell and I gonna do with THAT?” Nice.

  18. Teague
    January 26th, 2010

    If he built her head out in front of the house I hate to think what part of hers he replicated in the backyard

  19. Chris M
    January 27th, 2010

    Get “Ogre” it, ya’ll. *says in a Paula Deen voice*

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    Julie replied on: January 27th, 2010 at 11:26 am

    LOL…good one!

  20. Julie
    January 27th, 2010

    Just another idiot looking for publicity, in our attention starved society. I just don’t get it.

  21. Sum Ting Wong
    January 27th, 2010

    Awh, I think it’s nice that the guy has an artistic hobby. Maybe he’s not sculpting the right people, but he does have some talent — don’t say he’s got no life!

  22. Jen
    January 27th, 2010

    VERY scary! I am surprised that he didn’t make her hair out of oregano!

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    Sara replied on: January 27th, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Oregano means ‘joy of the mountains’ in Greek, you know!

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    boke1 replied on: January 27th, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    You can throw that out at your next cocktail party! Along with all the craptastic h’oeur….h’or deour….appetizers!

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    boke1 replied on: January 27th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Or “nibbly bits” as RR gaggingly calls them.

  23. January 27th, 2010

    Wait, that can’t be Ray Ray. There isn’t the unaturally forced enthusiasm, unecessary yelling, and flailing arm gestures that I’m so used to. Well, at least he got the scale of her mouth correct.

  24. christellar
    January 28th, 2010

    LOl where do u guys come up with this hahaha

    “for some un-Godly reason, a man named Sean Fitzpatrick decided to sculpt Ray Ray’s face out of a mound of snow. Maybe he was bored, maybe he couldn’t stand to be in the house because his wife was watching Big Daddy’s House”

    excellent

  25. Lizzie
    February 11th, 2010

    Oh my gosh! It’s Shrek and Fiona’s albino child. :*

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