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The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
Published on: January 31, 2010 – 4:00 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Is it just us, or is Claire Robinson getting sluttier by the day?
When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons, had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, she let her hair down, started wearing tighter shirts, and stopped acknowledging that she was married. These shenanigans all came to a head on yesterday episode, where she was chugging a cold beer and eye-fucking the camera like an extra in Debbie Does Dallas. What the hell?
“Hey guys! Let’s go party at that frat house!”
Claire is definitely a gorgeous woman, but at this pace, I’m afraid she’ll soon be showing up on television cracking eggs with her vagina. Less is more, Claire. Less is more.
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Another FN whore, how surprising. Plus that voice. Sounds like she takes smoke breaks with Rach.
She’s delicious. I have no problem admitting that.
Claire doesn’t deserve to be ripped on just yet. I’ll wait until the gratuitous boob cleavage shot.
Well Dam! Now I’ve gotta send my EZ-Cracker back! I didn’t really know I came with my own kitchen gadgets, maybe that’s why……..
Priceless comment, Boo. Hee hee.
Giada isn’t still on the air cuz she can cook.
[...] Claire Robinson Lets Her Hair Down When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons, had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, she let her hair down, started wearing tighter shirts, and stopped acknowledging that she was married. via foodnetworkhumor.com [...]
Yes, as Mort says, another one. Ugh.
I always get her confused with Aida Mollenkamp. Aren’t they the same person?
Thank you! I was waiting for someone to mention the whorification of Claire Robinson. I’m beginning to hate the way she rolls her eyes all the way back when she pops something in her emormous mouth. She reminds me of a sock puppet.
I thought this exact thing when I was watching this episode yesterday. I couldn’t believe she opened a beer and started drinking it right on the show. I do have to say though, all the food she made looked pretty delicious.
That animated GIF is hilarious. I noticed the same trend with Claire too. Yeah, she’s hot, but this isn’t “The Hot Woman Network.” It’s the “Food Network.” I don’t care how hot she is, I don’t like cooking advice from someone whose hair dangles into food as it’s being cooked.
Sex sells, we can’t pretend that doesn’t apply on the Food Network.
But I have trouble enough pretended the Food Network is about Food…
Wow. She really looks too tarted up for the kitchen in that pic.
Unless she is making a cherry tart of course.
Oh come on….
Maybe she’ll go all Neely on us and get a partner and dry hump while rolling out the bread dough?
Hey, with the current set of clowns in control of FN, it could happen…
She stasrted getting sluttier on episodes of The Best Thing I Ever Ate, orgasming over every piece of food. She stopped wearing her wedding ring too. But I couldn’t believe the look she flashed the camera as the credits were rolling and she was chugging that beer. WTF
Is anyone really surprised? FN is all about showing people what they think they want to see. I mean, do the Neely’s really deserve a show? I for one dont mind a pretty face teeling me about the food, how good it is, and how to prepare it. She can even flirt with me, but I still want to know about the food.
i’ve been wondering if she’s still married?
She mentioned her husband Bailey loving peaches on Sunday’s episode. I wonder what Bailey thinks of the shit that’s going on.
Her wikipedia entry mentioned her getting a divorce, but I’ve not seen any confirmation of that.
Damn. You’d be hard-pressed to get a look like that in a strip club.
I know. I’ve tried.
I watched about 5 minutes because that was all I could stand with the camera zooming in on her face, then her hands, back to her face, back to her hands, over and over. Back up, I’m about to have an epileptic seizure.
NeelyVision!
When she can crack eggs AND separate the yolks with her vagina…. THEN I’ll be impressed.
I don’t care what anyone says, THAT’s a skill you take to the bank.
When is the FN going to hire some hot guys for us girls to look at? Darn it! I don’t want to see Claire looking at me like that!
HGTV has some eye-candy for us.
Come on, who doesn’t think that Guy is sexy?
But yeah, what the hell? Isn’t the male to female viewer ratio for FN 20 to 80? Why isn’t there any male candy for you girls?
Or was that why they hired Brian Boitano? I don’t have the heart to tell them why that didn’t work…
Ummm…me? And pretty much every female I know? (Don’t think Guy is sexy) In fact, you would have to pay me to touch him, he just LOOKS greasy; plus, I’m turned off by guys who talk while chewing.
Guy is a disgusting, fat, greasy doucheface.
i know! who do we have to look at? Tyler “mmkay” Florence, Michael “orange face” Chiarello, Keegan “can’t think of anything” Gerhard?!?! Im sick of this! Gimme a hot guy! Whatever happened to Jamie Oliver?
She annoys the hell out of me. It was confirmed when I saw her talk about that brownie on The Best Thing I Ever Ate. I hate the way she eats. Now I just get pissed off when I see her.
Unreasonable, yes.
Well at least she’s not orange. And if she is going down the Paula Deen route lets hope she won’t go so far as to leave her ‘mark’ on peoples driveways.
It’s unfortunate that TFN feels this is all they have to offer the viewing public and these insipid women go along with that bad idea. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
“Cracking eggs with her vagina” Wow! Now that’s skill!!
I haven’t watched any of the new episodes of 5 Ingredient Fix yet, but as soon as I saw the commercials, I knew I wasn’t going to bother because of this very reason. Clare was one of the last people I liked on FN, but now that they’ve gone and sexed her up (I think it actually started with that stupid Cookie Exchange video on the website), I won’t be tuning in anymore.
She annoys me to no end and I hate that they make her look like a raccoon. Does anything think she is actually pretty? Her food sucks too, Sunny Anderson’s food looks more appetizing than Claire’s. I miss Aida, she was at least naturally pretty.
I do.
Seriously? I think Aida is way hotter, she’s my girl crush. Too bad FN booted her off tv.
She’s hot until she talks. A voice made for writing. Aida is far sexier.
Dear Whore-ification, your take on Claire Robinson is discusting, you really need to get a life, don’t judge other people by yourself.
Say what?
Kris, you do know this is Food Network Humor, right? P.S., learn how to spell.
Hello…? Claire? Is that you?
Poor spelling is also ‘dicusting’.
i’ve noticed how good everyone else spells on this site, great observation, you deserve a prize.
funny is one thing, but anyone with half a brain knows when they have gone to far.
come on kris just admit your claire
you guessed it, i’m claire, wanna see me break an egg with my vagina. whatever!!
claire, i agree with meghan, you need to just admit to your identity
yes i would like to see you break an egg with your vagina!
I agree, Claire is hot until she starts talking. and she does wierd things with her mouth.
tsktsk. so dissapointing.
i thought you were above that claire.
PBS is more instructional about food. FN is more about
intertainment. I like it when they “sex them up.” I have fond memories of 2006 Rachel Ray. I would rather look at
Giadas chest than her giant head and teeth.I’m just sayin.
Alton Brown will be proud – if she can crack eggs with her vag, then that means it’s not a uni-tasker and therefore worthy of being in the kitchen
I think I love you.
Well, technically. he does allow uni-taskers in his kitchen if they can put out fires. But I think the way she’s headed, her vag is more likely to START a fire than put it out, so maybe it needs to develop another skill.
Claire seems like the bubbly, popular jock chick in high school whom all of the burnouts wanted to beat on. She can cook, though, and at least she’s not as triple X rated as Giada – lounging all over some couch and going on and on about her “wonderful husband, Todd.” Wonderfully gay, more likely but……
OMG! I can see her WRISTS. Look at her shaking that long hair like a hussy! What a HOOR.
A what?
A HOOR!!! HOOOOOOR!!
I think that’s “hoo-ah.”
Just sayin’.
Yes Ferd. Even better. I mean bettah.
Beautiful pronunciation!
For anyone who thinks it would a wise idea to try and “tap” any female FN personality, I say this to you:
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
I don’t know. I like Claire. It seems like her dolling it up is the network’s idea, and I’m not complaining! (Though it seems awkward for her, like she KNOWS the sudden shift appears kind of ridiculous.)
Less is more????
Have you seen ANY hollywood lately?
I don’t care about any of this crap, where is my Jim Beam?
good man, hope i bump into you someday
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I saw this picture and immediately thought of this post. Why is she the only one wearing tight clothes and heels?
Kris, don’t be so mundane.You pompous ass , people have a right to say what they want. Maybe you need a life. Go drink vodka with Sandy and smoke with RR. What is this crap “break an egg with your vagina? At least it would be of some use!
Wow! Gooz- meh-sum-mohr! You told off Kris-co.we need more people like you. I like the part about her vag and the egg.I would have said breaking eggs with her vag is the most action it has ever seen! Keep em coming.
As much as i see your name on this site, i wouldn’t talk, looks like not the only one “not gettin any” and needs to get a life.
Claire is easy on the eyes and Newman is a cute sidebar but isn’t a dog roaming around the kitchen is a little unsanitary for a cooking show?
Hey Kris your not getting any and you say I’m not getting any . So why don’t we get together! Think about it. Let me know.
As usual, anytime there is another hot woman around anywhere — in public, on tv as a celebrity, food chef, what have you — women break out the claws and haterade. Guys, stand up for yourselves, those of you that haven’t had your balls taken away. And save me the family show crap. Ladies that are secure and not putting up a front with “tight clothes” and “cleavage” comments it is ok to recognize another attractive woman, or even a woman that some men find attractive. Women are trained at all ages and situations to tear each other down.
I couldn’t agree more with this post. Claire is smoking ass hot and I enjoy the new look as well as her cooking. YUM!(Claire & her food)