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The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
Posted by Jillian Madison

Is it just us, or is Claire Robinson getting sluttier by the day?

When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons,  had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, she let her hair down, started wearing tighter shirts, and stopped acknowledging that she was married. These shenanigans all came to a head on yesterday episode, where she was chugging a cold beer and eye-fucking the camera like an extra in Debbie Does Dallas. What the hell?


“Hey guys! Let’s go party at that frat house!”

Claire is definitely a gorgeous woman, but at this pace, I’m afraid she’ll soon be showing up on television cracking eggs with her vagina. Less is more, Claire. Less is more.



Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Claire Robinson On The Front Page Of Bimbo Bakeries
---Open Thread: 5 Ingredient Fix With Claire Robinson
---The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll
---Claire Robinson Removed From Food Network’s “Chefs” Page
---The Claire Robinson Blow-Up Doll v3.0

    172 Responses

  1. Mort says:

    Another FN whore, how surprising. Plus that voice. Sounds like she takes smoke breaks with Rach.

    • Your Name says:

      You’d eat her in a heartbeat!

    • elysummers says:

      Rachel Ray had croup often as a child, which resulted in the husky voice. She does not never did smoke.

      • Jim says:

        Rachael Ray does/did smoke. She was a 2 pack a day smoker of marlboro reds. Use the search function of the internet before you speak in the future, otherwise you look foolish.

    • Angel says:

      Must be jealous of these successful women.

    • Chris says:

      Claire is very pretty but I think she is starting to cross the line a little. I would think her show is mostly watched by women and this can not go over very well. I know rating are important and maybe she is trying to get more guys to watch but I think the integrity of the show is improtant to keep in tact.

    • None Of Your Business says:

      The writer if this needs to shut the fuck up. So what if she is putting sex appeal into her show. Giada De Laurentiis does the same thing with her low cut tops. I personally enjoy the dishes they make and the eye show they give us.

      By the way, the show is about them not there fucking husbands.

      Lighten up Mary.

    • BC says:

      Anyone that doesn’t find Claire sexy must swing to the other side opposite of hetro.
      If she put out DVDs with her in a t shirt and short shorts I’d buy it.
      If she put out a DVD wearing sexy undies sucking a beer down, I’d buy it.
      Ah hell, if she did a Hardee’s commercial eating a monster burger moaning the whole time, I’d want a copy.
      I saw one pic of her eating a big corn dog, its my background now.
      She is the hottest cooking star so far.

  2. Chef Dodge says:

    She’s delicious. I have no problem admitting that.

    • Albert Grundy says:

      She is flat out gorgeous! Man have done this for years, why can’t women??? Love the show, love you, drink up!!! – Al- Geez

  3. Jimmy Johnson says:

    Claire doesn’t deserve to be ripped on just yet. I’ll wait until the gratuitous boob cleavage shot.

  4. BOO says:

    Well Dam! Now I’ve gotta send my EZ-Cracker back! I didn’t really know I came with my own kitchen gadgets, maybe that’s why……..

  5. froglegs says:

    Giada isn’t still on the air cuz she can cook.

  6. [...] Claire Robinson Lets Her Hair Down When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons,  had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, she let her hair down, started wearing tighter shirts, and stopped acknowledging that she was married. via foodnetworkhumor.com [...]

  7. Barb says:

    Yes, as Mort says, another one. Ugh.

  8. Sandra Lee's Liver says:

    I always get her confused with Aida Mollenkamp. Aren’t they the same person?

  9. Trini says:

    Thank you! I was waiting for someone to mention the whorification of Claire Robinson. I’m beginning to hate the way she rolls her eyes all the way back when she pops something in her emormous mouth. She reminds me of a sock puppet.

    • I hate CR says:

      LMAO!! I have been going nuts trying to make the connection and you are right! Sock puppet…priceless! Cookie Monster has nothing on her!!

  10. upar243 says:

    I thought this exact thing when I was watching this episode yesterday. I couldn’t believe she opened a beer and started drinking it right on the show. I do have to say though, all the food she made looked pretty delicious.

  11. Ben says:

    That animated GIF is hilarious. I noticed the same trend with Claire too. Yeah, she’s hot, but this isn’t “The Hot Woman Network.” It’s the “Food Network.” I don’t care how hot she is, I don’t like cooking advice from someone whose hair dangles into food as it’s being cooked.

  12. DesignerJeans says:

    Wow. She really looks too tarted up for the kitchen in that pic.

    Unless she is making a cherry tart of course.

    Oh come on….

    Maybe she’ll go all Neely on us and get a partner and dry hump while rolling out the bread dough?

    Hey, with the current set of clowns in control of FN, it could happen…

  13. dan says:

    She stasrted getting sluttier on episodes of The Best Thing I Ever Ate, orgasming over every piece of food. She stopped wearing her wedding ring too. But I couldn’t believe the look she flashed the camera as the credits were rolling and she was chugging that beer. WTF

  14. Bacchus says:

    Is anyone really surprised? FN is all about showing people what they think they want to see. I mean, do the Neely’s really deserve a show? I for one dont mind a pretty face teeling me about the food, how good it is, and how to prepare it. She can even flirt with me, but I still want to know about the food.

  15. pork says:

    i’ve been wondering if she’s still married?

  16. ADITL1979 says:

    Her wikipedia entry mentioned her getting a divorce, but I’ve not seen any confirmation of that.

  17. Eric says:

    Damn. You’d be hard-pressed to get a look like that in a strip club.

  18. Rocquie says:

    I watched about 5 minutes because that was all I could stand with the camera zooming in on her face, then her hands, back to her face, back to her hands, over and over. Back up, I’m about to have an epileptic seizure.

  19. Jon McKenzie says:

    When she can crack eggs AND separate the yolks with her vagina…. THEN I’ll be impressed.

  20. Kelley says:

    When is the FN going to hire some hot guys for us girls to look at? Darn it! I don’t want to see Claire looking at me like that!

    • Judith says:

      HGTV has some eye-candy for us.

    • William says:

      Come on, who doesn’t think that Guy is sexy?

      But yeah, what the hell? Isn’t the male to female viewer ratio for FN 20 to 80? Why isn’t there any male candy for you girls?

      Or was that why they hired Brian Boitano? I don’t have the heart to tell them why that didn’t work…

    • Meghan says:

      i know! who do we have to look at? Tyler “mmkay” Florence, Michael “orange face” Chiarello, Keegan “can’t think of anything” Gerhard?!?! Im sick of this! Gimme a hot guy! Whatever happened to Jamie Oliver?

    • YOURNAMEHERE says:

      Here Here KELLEY! I don’t mind if the hosts are pretty, so long as they tell a good story about the food – and it helps that Claire is hot because my husband will watch her show with me ;) A cute guy would be nice once in a while…

    • Angel says:

      Close your eyes then!!

  21. Beans says:

    She annoys the hell out of me. It was confirmed when I saw her talk about that brownie on The Best Thing I Ever Ate. I hate the way she eats. Now I just get pissed off when I see her.

    Unreasonable, yes.

  22. Teague says:

    Well at least she’s not orange. And if she is going down the Paula Deen route lets hope she won’t go so far as to leave her ‘mark’ on peoples driveways.

  23. Motzi Greps says:

    It’s unfortunate that TFN feels this is all they have to offer the viewing public and these insipid women go along with that bad idea. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

  24. Diane says:

    “Cracking eggs with her vagina” Wow! Now that’s skill!!

  25. cupcake says:

    I haven’t watched any of the new episodes of 5 Ingredient Fix yet, but as soon as I saw the commercials, I knew I wasn’t going to bother because of this very reason. Clare was one of the last people I liked on FN, but now that they’ve gone and sexed her up (I think it actually started with that stupid Cookie Exchange video on the website), I won’t be tuning in anymore.

  26. Sandra says:

    She annoys me to no end and I hate that they make her look like a raccoon. Does anything think she is actually pretty? Her food sucks too, Sunny Anderson’s food looks more appetizing than Claire’s. I miss Aida, she was at least naturally pretty.

  27. Scruffy says:

    She’s hot until she talks. A voice made for writing. Aida is far sexier.

  28. kris says:

    Dear Whore-ification, your take on Claire Robinson is discusting, you really need to get a life, don’t judge other people by yourself.

  29. ification says:

    I agree, Claire is hot until she starts talking. and she does wierd things with her mouth.

  30. Natalia says:

    tsktsk. so dissapointing.
    i thought you were above that claire.

  31. Tom says:

    PBS is more instructional about food. FN is more about
    intertainment. I like it when they “sex them up.” I have fond memories of 2006 Rachel Ray. I would rather look at
    Giadas chest than her giant head and teeth.I’m just sayin.

  32. Melissa says:

    Alton Brown will be proud – if she can crack eggs with her vag, then that means it’s not a uni-tasker and therefore worthy of being in the kitchen

  33. boke1 says:

    Claire seems like the bubbly, popular jock chick in high school whom all of the burnouts wanted to beat on. She can cook, though, and at least she’s not as triple X rated as Giada – lounging all over some couch and going on and on about her “wonderful husband, Todd.” Wonderfully gay, more likely but……

  34. Wow says:

    OMG! I can see her WRISTS. Look at her shaking that long hair like a hussy! What a HOOR.

  35. Chris says:

    For anyone who thinks it would a wise idea to try and “tap” any female FN personality, I say this to you:

    “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

  36. GINA! says:

    I don’t know. I like Claire. It seems like her dolling it up is the network’s idea, and I’m not complaining! (Though it seems awkward for her, like she KNOWS the sudden shift appears kind of ridiculous.)

  37. christellar says:

    Less is more????

    Have you seen ANY hollywood lately?

  38. Smiling Jack says:

    I don’t care about any of this crap, where is my Jim Beam?

  39. dally says:

    http://img110.yfrog.com/i/img00090.jpg/

    I saw this picture and immediately thought of this post. Why is she the only one wearing tight clothes and heels?

    • Oliver Klozarov says:

      I say it’s because she wasn’t “working the line” like the rest of the chefs(?) in the picture?

  40. gooz-meh-sum-mohr says:

    Kris, don’t be so mundane.You pompous ass , people have a right to say what they want. Maybe you need a life. Go drink vodka with Sandy and smoke with RR. What is this crap “break an egg with your vagina? At least it would be of some use!

  41. murky mike says:

    Wow! Gooz- meh-sum-mohr! You told off Kris-co.we need more people like you. I like the part about her vag and the egg.I would have said breaking eggs with her vag is the most action it has ever seen! Keep em coming.

    • kris says:

      As much as i see your name on this site, i wouldn’t talk, looks like not the only one “not gettin any” and needs to get a life.

  42. ric says:

    Claire is easy on the eyes and Newman is a cute sidebar but isn’t a dog roaming around the kitchen is a little unsanitary for a cooking show?

  43. murky mike says:

    Hey Kris your not getting any and you say I’m not getting any . So why don’t we get together! Think about it. Let me know.

  44. MLS says:

    As usual, anytime there is another hot woman around anywhere — in public, on tv as a celebrity, food chef, what have you — women break out the claws and haterade. Guys, stand up for yourselves, those of you that haven’t had your balls taken away. And save me the family show crap. Ladies that are secure and not putting up a front with “tight clothes” and “cleavage” comments it is ok to recognize another attractive woman, or even a woman that some men find attractive. Women are trained at all ages and situations to tear each other down.

    • Jon says:

      I couldn’t agree more with this post. Claire is smoking ass hot and I enjoy the new look as well as her cooking. YUM!(Claire & her food)

  45. Claire is Effin HOT and can do what ever the F$%k she wants to do it is her show-She can divorce her loser hubby and cum munch on my sausage ANYTIME-Howzabout cookin somethin up with me???

  46. notafan says:

    shes gorss! a slut! absolutely! look at her!

  47. notafan says:

    if youre husband was a fat as her last husband, you would be hankering for some fat-free love too!!!!! she loves the chubbs!

  48. i.chef says:

    I’m totally disappointed with the direction this show took. I loved Claire’s previous set, her down home demeanor… None of that carried over into season two. I don’t even watch it anymore.

  49. Mike says:

    Long rant warning. I know, I know, my very long comments are probably annoying the hell out of everyone. Please bear with me (or skip this comment).

    She started off pretty watchable for me during the first two seasons. Down to earth, decently dressed, and tolerable makeup. Her demeanor seemed happy. I tend to think of the early seasons as FN keeping its hands off and wondering if it should keep the person on FN. After these seasons, they start controlling everything…

    Her demeanor/appearance. It seems that starting with the Thanksgiving Day specials, the FN has done everything to whore-ify her (made up word I know; another equally appropriate but also made up word for what has happened to her is “slutify”). On the current set, her wedding ring is gone and she never mentions her husband anymore. She wears skimpier clothing and much heavier makeup.

    Her hair. During her show, she always seems to be either sloshing her hair out of her face or angrily ripping her hair away from her face.

    Her foodgasms. She started off being pretty tame with eating food. Then she started doing more frequent foodgasms. I also sense some anger from her here. She seems to do overly exaggerated foodgasms; we are talking “Giada with asparagus”-level unbelievable foodgasm here. With Giada, it looks stupid for the most part. With Claire, I feel a bit of crazy anger. It is almost like she hopes that in being completely over the top, either viewers complaining to FN or FN itself will lay off forcing her to do foodgasms. No luck for her there.

    She just seems like someone who worked in the background of TV business, but always thought it would be cool and fun to have a show. Once she got a few seasons out of 5 Ingredient Fix, she realized how little control she has over any of her own show and now hates it.

    I did just see her on Chefs vs. City, the rematch, and she seemed really intense. I am not going to count that against her since there are perfectly nice people who change into something else completely when in competition mode. That said, I would be happy never to see her with a machete again.

    I don’t know. That is just the feeling get from her; namely, there seems to be a sense of anger and intensity about her at the moment. I usually do not analyze people on TV, but Claire has had a pretty crazy transformation for a food show host, and all within one year. It just seems like another case of FN forcing its hosts to take the concept of celebrity chefs too seriously.

    I would appreciate if someone could give me some input on this. Sorry for such a long rant!

    • Mike says:

      Oh. Forgot to add that I feel the producers are forcing her to keep her hair down. They probably think that it getting sloshed around everywhere adds to the image they want associated with her.

      • GIna Garden says:

        Mike, I started reading your note back in April and slipped into a coma. I just woke up and as I started to finish your note I felt slumber come upon me again, so I stopped reading. Give it a break and get another hobby. FN is killing you and making you very dull. Signed, Mom

  50. Jack Meoff says:

    Jesus christ dude, its just a FOOD TV SHOW HOSTESS. why so serious? shes sexy as fuck, and you sound gay as fuck.

  51. Eric says:

    I don’t find her attractive and I am a dude so not a jealous female. She has horse teeth. If she didn’t talk or open her mouth she is decent looking (still not sexy though…just moderately attractively). Once the horse teeth are unleashed and her annoying voice…any moderate attraction is gone.

    • Linze says:

      My cousin dated claire, you guys have no idea what you are talking about.

    • RJ says:

      No-one kicks a dead dog. So it is maybe more accurate to say that Claire is not your type. But she is certainly an attractive girl. Claire Robinson exhibits ethereal beauty. She has very exaggerated facial features that are quite unique and TV friendly. I am a guy too and I find full lips and big smiles sexy and alluring.

  52. Ron says:

    Her face is long & very horselike. She is not attractive at all. SHe looks like doofy to me for lack of a better word. Like a band geek that tried too hard to impress others. Her eyes bug out, her face is long, her teeth/mouth are disgusting. NOT CUTE AT ALL!

  53. Tina says:

    Worst voice ever! With a voice like that, she belongs behind the scenes. I don’t find her attractive even remotely. I agree she has a long face & bug eyes. I am shocked she has a show. She should produce a show, not be the star.

    I am not a catty female. I will openly admit when I think a woman is attractive. Claire is NOT IMO. To each their own though, so I am glad some men find her attractive but we all have to admit her voice is not cut out to be on TV. She sounds like a hospitalized old person with a terrible respiratory disease….

  54. I want Claire says:

    I’d never seen her before she showed up on chefs vs city. Now I can’t watch her without getting a hard-on. She’s so damn hot it’s unreal. Between her and the chick with the amazing tits who does French food at home, it’s all I can take.

  55. Joey says:

    I don’t know about the rest of you but I would do her in a heartbeat.

  56. Otter says:

    I did not read all the previous comments, but I saw enough to agree…This Chick Is HOT! WOW! Plus, I think I could cook what she shows! Plus she is HOT..and…I think that’s all!

  57. Lamark says:

    @mort
    Another FN whore? really.. wow. talk about overly conservative.

    In terms of this article, nothing slutty about what she wears or does. Because she let her hair down, drank a beer, and looked at the camera a certain way she’s gonna be crackin eggs with her vagina soon? I’m assuming thats sarcasm or else i wouldnt be surprised if whoever wrote this and agrees with it is as about as conservative as the muslims that beat their wives for showing their faces in Afghanistan. I mean really you call that ‘eye-fucking’ the camera. hahahha. funny ass ppl I tell ya’.

  58. Jake says:

    Hey, just tune in when Ina Garten and Paula Deen are on! You have major issues.

    • Tom Vaughn says:

      WHAT IS WRONG WITH MOST OF YOU PEOPLE? IT’S OBVIOUS YOU HATERS ARE JEALOUS! I’VE WATCHED ABOUT A THOUSAND FOOD NETWORK TV SHOWS AND CLAIR ROBINSON IS WITHOUT QUESTION THE BEST OF THE CHEFS! ALL OF THEM ARE GREAT COOKS BUT WHAT SETS THEM APART IS PERSONALITY. THINK ABOUT IT–COMPARE HER PERSONALITY WITH ALL THE OTHERS. SHE WINS EASILY! BY THE WAY, TO CALL HER “SLUTTY” IS INCREDIBLY IGNORANT. SHE IS IN FACT GORGEOUS, FUN, FUNNY, SWEET AND ENTERTAINING. SO GET OVER IT ALL YOU JEALOUS HATERS.

  59. Huh?? says:

    She is hot? In what way, shape, form or universe?

  60. Mark says:

    And so… what’s wrong with her looking hot and slutty??? Chugging a beer?? Something wrong with that.. really??

  61. Frank says:

    I’m amazing that everyone has come together to hate on Claire and also call out that user above as Claire which was even funnier… but what about Nadia G??? I don’t care if that is her act. What was I talking about again?

  62. dave says:

    Great cook.Great show. Great looking.

  63. Tony says:

    Hmmm…Claire’s all around lameness is certainly contributing to the downfall of food network. As for all the comments about her physical appearance, I agree that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, to these eyes, she appears as horselike as Sarah Jessica Parker (who clearly keeps getting gigs because of her connections/Hollywood-religious network in spite of her blatant grotesqueness). Obviously one cannot help being born with an oddly proportioned face, however, such people should not be handed tv shows, especially if their cooking skills are mediocre at best. Claire obviously has connections which the physically/technically superior Aida did not. Too bad for us Aida fans:(

  64. Norris Bettis says:

    You gotta be kidding! I’d have expected this envious crap from some breast-beating self-satisfied religious nut, but from a humor magazine? Your article sounds like it was written by an uptight Pharisee. In short, it sucks.
    Some people think she’s gorgeous, some don’t. So what? And if you think her making eyes at the camera is “fucking”, you guys need some serious psycho-sexual intervention. Go back to the basement, please! Mommy and Daddy will call you when dinner is ready.

  65. Jonah Davies says:

    Well…apparently she has been turkey basted by Mr. Super-Size Me AND Bobby Flay (i wonder if she follows him to the bathroom in clubs in NYC, lol). Poor thing…she wanted fame and fortune so badly. But, honestly? She could have just run off with a redneck, horse doctor from Ocala, FL and been just as happy making succotash and raisin’ chickens down in crackerville. Why she crossed the Mason-Dixon line I will never know. Claire, please go back to the creek you used to call home.

  66. Tom says:

    Food Network Challenge tonight had Claire Robinson doing the ‘sugar’ challenge and she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a hefty push-up bra to hold up her widely spaced boobs. It was cleavage galore and she gave us multiple angles. It’s worth getting screenshots as it gets replayed this week.

  67. Missy says:

    Is she still married?

  68. Evan Stone says:

    She is the hottest chick on the Food Network. I’d totally fuck her.

  69. Matt says:

    I think she’s very attractive and is in no way being whore-ified. What’s wrong with having an attractive woman that knows how to cook food … cook food? I watch FN for entertainment mostly, and long story short, Claire makes my penis move. I learn by cooking and reading recipes.

  70. GreenEyedChikkie says:

    Ok, I tuned into to Claire’s Thanksgiving gig with her gal pals (aka, the other HO’s) …. What’s up with Claire’s nostril flaring and her amped up way today? Did she and the pals do an 8ball in the green room before filming? She is tooo over the top now. Nostrils a flare, Go Claire Go!

  71. James says:

    Claire Robinson looks like a man from the neck up.

    • Dan says:

      you people are all nuts…that woman is fine as any man could want…her voice is what us men call ‘husky”, which is also sexy as hell, and frankly, i dont care at all about her egg breaking techniques…why do all fat women call all sexy women “whores”???

  72. Soulglider says:

    Really? All this hate ‘cuz Claire is hot? Maybe FN is trying to boost their male “viewership”. They offered up Giada, with her big head, whispering, and over-pronunciation of italian words, and it just doesn’t do it for me. Claire, however, does, so I’ll keep on watching. P.S. maybe a few more of you should learn to crack an egg with your vagina. Then you’d have less time to complain about Claire ‘cuz you’d be too busy keeping your man off you.

    • Casual Viewer says:

      I agree. I think that Giada is scary and why isn’t everyone cracking on her for having her tits falling out of her bra every show. She has an ENORMOUS head with a tiny little face which makes her look like one of those characters from Mardi Gras! I would bounce Claire off every wall of my house and then we would go outside and figure out where else we could do it. I know taste is in the eye of the beholder; but I think she is hot and she can cook which is pretty much every man’s dream!(Doesn’t she like football too!)

  73. Bobby Flay says:

    If Claire is a whore then all women should be whores. This woman is hot. Just because you bitches weigh 300 pounds don’t hate!

  74. Brian the Pie Man says:

    Tonight’s Food Network Challenge–Claire in leather jacket & knee-high boots yowza! Who cares about the ‘cakes’ the chefs are baking!

    Food & sex are both natural appetites, get over it everyone!

  75. Joe says:

    What a bunch or pretentious snobs you all are! I think CR is hit & adds to this boring network!!

  76. EatEveryDay says:

    My wife can break eggs with her vagina…still working on separating the whites from the yolks. Also, separating the shells from the goo. But, she’s a trooper and I’m sure she will soon master that.

  77. Melanne says:

    Jealously! The Green Eyed Monster!! C’Mon, people. She’s cute, perky and has great recipes. Start loving, and stop the hating people..

  78. KDAY says:

    Haters,shes pretty i like her, but you guys are going overboard with the perverted comments DISRESPECTFUL MAN!

  79. KDAY says:

    This is all stupid its just a website for people to disrespect claire robinson when they have nothing better to do, pick on someone who hurt you not someone who people are making up lies about.

  80. Jesse James says:

    All of you are ignorant, jealous and prudish people.
    So she is pretty and has a good body. She is young and when she gets older then she can be as unhappy as the rest of you. You sound like a bunch of old women sitting around a quilting bee!

  81. Tax says:

    Claire is even yummier that the dishes she makes….smokin!!!!

  82. Your Name LarrySmile says:

    Sex Sells.

    The FN moguls probably did a survey and realized that aprons, banter about a husband and pet, were not sufficient dialogue that people were interested in.

    It makes no difference if she is still married or not.

    It’s all about being pretty and appearing pretty on camera.

  83. P.C. Utah says:

    Obviously Baily chose Clair over the psycho that posted this! Sounds like she’s a women scorned and we know what they are all about! Clair is very successful, so psycho is intimidated by that, talented, great personality and yes beautiful. Nobody knows the reason for their divorce but them and that’s all that counts! Really does Clair care what psycho has to say with everything she has going for her! Psycho-Ex is probably worried more about what Baily thinks then Baily does! Psycho-Ex only came up with this immature opinion because she’s just that immature and don’t forget SCORNED!! Why else would she have to say anything like ” I wonder what Baily thinks”. Everybody in Park City Utah loves you CLair! You’ve made our cooking enjoyable and fun! We are all going to keep watching.

  84. P.C. Utah says:

    Bailey is how you spell his name thought I would correct myself.

  85. Your Name I.M. ALBRIGHT says:

    Claire is absolutely hot…….Loved it when she wore her hair in pigtails……………..big eyes, large mouth=sexy…..also enjoy her food prep….the fat arsed ladies need to chill out…………..

  86. Jabber says:

    I think she’s sexy.

    • ben says:

      Isnt this what anthony bourdain means by food porn? She had better whore it up, she is hot. Besides food network wont allow a trained chef to show recipes and techniques that are over the heads of a bonehead mass audience. Take it off sweetie!

  87. LOL says:

    Man, you people are too freaking sensitive. Claire is an attractive woman. Do you live in a cave? There are attractive women anywhere and Claire is far from a whore compared to other women out there, if you’re judging by the way people dress. Why don’t you write to the show’s creators and suggest to them that she wear Puritan outfit if you’re so upset with it.

  88. I'd Hit It says:

    She is fucking hot. Enough said.

  89. Johnson B. Throbbin. says:

    I would eat her till her head caved in.

  90. IM RAMROD says:

    I WOULD DO CLAIRE IN THE ASS AND SUCK HER TOES

  91. Adam says:

    Whoever says shes not sexy I’d either retarded or blind. Quit hating on her cuz your ugly and can’t get someone a as sexy as her. Horse face my ass I’d bang her for sure n Ive had plenty of dime pieces

  92. stupidflanders says:

    Claire Robinson is one of the last few reasons to watch the Food Network. If she wants to spend half an hour chugging beer, I say go for it. She can do it naked; that would be the icing on the cake.

  93. pervisaurus says:

    I don’t believe most of you people. She is down right beautiful Great big eyes and beautiful lips. To you that think she is ugly I would love to see what you call nice looking.Definately the nicest looking woman on Food Network . There are not too many woman that are Hot and Beautiful but Claire is one. Maybe someone like The Barefoot Contessa turns you people on.Lets not forget Paula Dean you could always roll her in a big tub of Butter.

  94. Food(hot female host) network lover says:

    Claire is soooo sultry. I watch foodnetwork & cooking channel not for the food but for Claire, Rachel, gaidia, sonny, Sandra , and of course, Paula. I think they need to make a calender featuring each one nude. It would be a sellout.

  95. waggy says:

    She’s HAWT!!!

  96. Jonathan (age 18) says:

    I love Claire Robinson…I don’t know her but I’m a decent guy..I like the fact that she can cook, she’s is beautiful, and from what I know she has a good personality. I am really glad that she is divorced because I would love a shot at dating her.

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