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The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson
Published on: January 31, 2010 – 4:00 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Is it just us, or is Claire Robinson getting sluttier by the day?
When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons, had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, she let her hair down, started wearing tighter shirts, and stopped acknowledging that she was married. These shenanigans all came to a head on yesterday episode, where she was chugging a cold beer and eye-fucking the camera like an extra in Debbie Does Dallas. What the hell?
“Hey guys! Let’s go party at that frat house!”
Claire is definitely a gorgeous woman, but at this pace, I’m afraid she’ll soon be showing up on television cracking eggs with her vagina. Less is more, Claire. Less is more.
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Another FN whore, how surprising. Plus that voice. Sounds like she takes smoke breaks with Rach.
She’s delicious. I have no problem admitting that.
Claire doesn’t deserve to be ripped on just yet. I’ll wait until the gratuitous boob cleavage shot.
Well Dam! Now I’ve gotta send my EZ-Cracker back! I didn’t really know I came with my own kitchen gadgets, maybe that’s why……..
Priceless comment, Boo. Hee hee.
Giada isn’t still on the air cuz she can cook.
[...] Claire Robinson Lets Her Hair Down When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons, had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, she let her hair down, started wearing tighter shirts, and stopped acknowledging that she was married. via foodnetworkhumor.com [...]
Yes, as Mort says, another one. Ugh.
I always get her confused with Aida Mollenkamp. Aren’t they the same person?
Thank you! I was waiting for someone to mention the whorification of Claire Robinson. I’m beginning to hate the way she rolls her eyes all the way back when she pops something in her emormous mouth. She reminds me of a sock puppet.
I thought this exact thing when I was watching this episode yesterday. I couldn’t believe she opened a beer and started drinking it right on the show. I do have to say though, all the food she made looked pretty delicious.
zomg not a beer! The horror!
That animated GIF is hilarious. I noticed the same trend with Claire too. Yeah, she’s hot, but this isn’t “The Hot Woman Network.” It’s the “Food Network.” I don’t care how hot she is, I don’t like cooking advice from someone whose hair dangles into food as it’s being cooked.
Sex sells, we can’t pretend that doesn’t apply on the Food Network.
But I have trouble enough pretended the Food Network is about Food…
She is so hot, it does’nt matter
Wow. She really looks too tarted up for the kitchen in that pic.
Unless she is making a cherry tart of course.
Oh come on….
Maybe she’ll go all Neely on us and get a partner and dry hump while rolling out the bread dough?
Hey, with the current set of clowns in control of FN, it could happen…
She stasrted getting sluttier on episodes of The Best Thing I Ever Ate, orgasming over every piece of food. She stopped wearing her wedding ring too. But I couldn’t believe the look she flashed the camera as the credits were rolling and she was chugging that beer. WTF
Is anyone really surprised? FN is all about showing people what they think they want to see. I mean, do the Neely’s really deserve a show? I for one dont mind a pretty face teeling me about the food, how good it is, and how to prepare it. She can even flirt with me, but I still want to know about the food.
i’ve been wondering if she’s still married?
She mentioned her husband Bailey loving peaches on Sunday’s episode. I wonder what Bailey thinks of the shit that’s going on.
Yes, she and her husband have divorced.I dated him for years when I was in high school and he just moved back to Nashville, TN. She is freaking crazy!!!
Her wikipedia entry mentioned her getting a divorce, but I’ve not seen any confirmation of that.
Damn. You’d be hard-pressed to get a look like that in a strip club.
I know. I’ve tried.
I watched about 5 minutes because that was all I could stand with the camera zooming in on her face, then her hands, back to her face, back to her hands, over and over. Back up, I’m about to have an epileptic seizure.
NeelyVision!
When she can crack eggs AND separate the yolks with her vagina…. THEN I’ll be impressed.
I don’t care what anyone says, THAT’s a skill you take to the bank.
Guy Fieri replied:
“Now that’s money.”
When is the FN going to hire some hot guys for us girls to look at? Darn it! I don’t want to see Claire looking at me like that!
HGTV has some eye-candy for us.
Come on, who doesn’t think that Guy is sexy?
But yeah, what the hell? Isn’t the male to female viewer ratio for FN 20 to 80? Why isn’t there any male candy for you girls?
Or was that why they hired Brian Boitano? I don’t have the heart to tell them why that didn’t work…
Ummm…me? And pretty much every female I know? (Don’t think Guy is sexy) In fact, you would have to pay me to touch him, he just LOOKS greasy; plus, I’m turned off by guys who talk while chewing.
Guy is a disgusting, fat, greasy doucheface.
i know! who do we have to look at? Tyler “mmkay” Florence, Michael “orange face” Chiarello, Keegan “can’t think of anything” Gerhard?!?! Im sick of this! Gimme a hot guy! Whatever happened to Jamie Oliver?
She annoys the hell out of me. It was confirmed when I saw her talk about that brownie on The Best Thing I Ever Ate. I hate the way she eats. Now I just get pissed off when I see her.
Unreasonable, yes.
Well at least she’s not orange. And if she is going down the Paula Deen route lets hope she won’t go so far as to leave her ‘mark’ on peoples driveways.
It’s unfortunate that TFN feels this is all they have to offer the viewing public and these insipid women go along with that bad idea. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
“Cracking eggs with her vagina” Wow! Now that’s skill!!
I haven’t watched any of the new episodes of 5 Ingredient Fix yet, but as soon as I saw the commercials, I knew I wasn’t going to bother because of this very reason. Clare was one of the last people I liked on FN, but now that they’ve gone and sexed her up (I think it actually started with that stupid Cookie Exchange video on the website), I won’t be tuning in anymore.
She annoys me to no end and I hate that they make her look like a raccoon. Does anything think she is actually pretty? Her food sucks too, Sunny Anderson’s food looks more appetizing than Claire’s. I miss Aida, she was at least naturally pretty.
I do.
Seriously? I think Aida is way hotter, she’s my girl crush. Too bad FN booted her off tv.
She’s hot until she talks. A voice made for writing. Aida is far sexier.
Dear Whore-ification, your take on Claire Robinson is discusting, you really need to get a life, don’t judge other people by yourself.
Say what?
Kris, you do know this is Food Network Humor, right? P.S., learn how to spell.
Hello…? Claire? Is that you?
Poor spelling is also ‘dicusting’.
i’ve noticed how good everyone else spells on this site, great observation, you deserve a prize.
funny is one thing, but anyone with half a brain knows when they have gone to far.
come on kris just admit your claire
you guessed it, i’m claire, wanna see me break an egg with my vagina. whatever!!
claire, i agree with meghan, you need to just admit to your identity
yes i would like to see you break an egg with your vagina!
OMG!!! Can you really break an egg with your va-jay-jay, Claire? I mean, it’s obvious you can’t spell, but who gives a fuck about spelling when you can crack an egg with your girly bits. Will you tape it and have Bob Douche-man put it up on the FN website?
I agree, Claire is hot until she starts talking. and she does wierd things with her mouth.
so i’ve heard!
tsktsk. so dissapointing.
i thought you were above that claire.
PBS is more instructional about food. FN is more about
intertainment. I like it when they “sex them up.” I have fond memories of 2006 Rachel Ray. I would rather look at
Giadas chest than her giant head and teeth.I’m just sayin.
Alton Brown will be proud – if she can crack eggs with her vag, then that means it’s not a uni-tasker and therefore worthy of being in the kitchen
I think I love you.
Well, technically. he does allow uni-taskers in his kitchen if they can put out fires. But I think the way she’s headed, her vag is more likely to START a fire than put it out, so maybe it needs to develop another skill.
Claire seems like the bubbly, popular jock chick in high school whom all of the burnouts wanted to beat on. She can cook, though, and at least she’s not as triple X rated as Giada – lounging all over some couch and going on and on about her “wonderful husband, Todd.” Wonderfully gay, more likely but……
OMG! I can see her WRISTS. Look at her shaking that long hair like a hussy! What a HOOR.
A what?
A HOOR!!! HOOOOOOR!!
I think that’s “hoo-ah.”
Just sayin’.
Yes Ferd. Even better. I mean bettah.
Beautiful pronunciation!
For anyone who thinks it would a wise idea to try and “tap” any female FN personality, I say this to you:
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
I don’t know. I like Claire. It seems like her dolling it up is the network’s idea, and I’m not complaining! (Though it seems awkward for her, like she KNOWS the sudden shift appears kind of ridiculous.)
Less is more????
Have you seen ANY hollywood lately?
I don’t care about any of this crap, where is my Jim Beam?
good man, hope i bump into you someday
I drank it all. I had to, I was forced to watch the FN and I needed something to numb my mind. I’ll buy you another one.
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I saw this picture and immediately thought of this post. Why is she the only one wearing tight clothes and heels?
I say it’s because she wasn’t “working the line” like the rest of the chefs(?) in the picture?
Kris, don’t be so mundane.You pompous ass , people have a right to say what they want. Maybe you need a life. Go drink vodka with Sandy and smoke with RR. What is this crap “break an egg with your vagina? At least it would be of some use!
Wow! Gooz- meh-sum-mohr! You told off Kris-co.we need more people like you. I like the part about her vag and the egg.I would have said breaking eggs with her vag is the most action it has ever seen! Keep em coming.
As much as i see your name on this site, i wouldn’t talk, looks like not the only one “not gettin any” and needs to get a life.
Claire is easy on the eyes and Newman is a cute sidebar but isn’t a dog roaming around the kitchen is a little unsanitary for a cooking show?
Hey Kris your not getting any and you say I’m not getting any . So why don’t we get together! Think about it. Let me know.
As usual, anytime there is another hot woman around anywhere — in public, on tv as a celebrity, food chef, what have you — women break out the claws and haterade. Guys, stand up for yourselves, those of you that haven’t had your balls taken away. And save me the family show crap. Ladies that are secure and not putting up a front with “tight clothes” and “cleavage” comments it is ok to recognize another attractive woman, or even a woman that some men find attractive. Women are trained at all ages and situations to tear each other down.
I couldn’t agree more with this post. Claire is smoking ass hot and I enjoy the new look as well as her cooking. YUM!(Claire & her food)
Claire is Effin HOT and can do what ever the F$%k she wants to do it is her show-She can divorce her loser hubby and cum munch on my sausage ANYTIME-Howzabout cookin somethin up with me???
shes gorss! a slut! absolutely! look at her!
if youre husband was a fat as her last husband, you would be hankering for some fat-free love too!!!!! she loves the chubbs!
I’m totally disappointed with the direction this show took. I loved Claire’s previous set, her down home demeanor… None of that carried over into season two. I don’t even watch it anymore.
Long rant warning. I know, I know, my very long comments are probably annoying the hell out of everyone. Please bear with me (or skip this comment).
She started off pretty watchable for me during the first two seasons. Down to earth, decently dressed, and tolerable makeup. Her demeanor seemed happy. I tend to think of the early seasons as FN keeping its hands off and wondering if it should keep the person on FN. After these seasons, they start controlling everything…
Her demeanor/appearance. It seems that starting with the Thanksgiving Day specials, the FN has done everything to whore-ify her (made up word I know; another equally appropriate but also made up word for what has happened to her is “slutify”). On the current set, her wedding ring is gone and she never mentions her husband anymore. She wears skimpier clothing and much heavier makeup.
Her hair. During her show, she always seems to be either sloshing her hair out of her face or angrily ripping her hair away from her face.
Her foodgasms. She started off being pretty tame with eating food. Then she started doing more frequent foodgasms. I also sense some anger from her here. She seems to do overly exaggerated foodgasms; we are talking “Giada with asparagus”-level unbelievable foodgasm here. With Giada, it looks stupid for the most part. With Claire, I feel a bit of crazy anger. It is almost like she hopes that in being completely over the top, either viewers complaining to FN or FN itself will lay off forcing her to do foodgasms. No luck for her there.
She just seems like someone who worked in the background of TV business, but always thought it would be cool and fun to have a show. Once she got a few seasons out of 5 Ingredient Fix, she realized how little control she has over any of her own show and now hates it.
I did just see her on Chefs vs. City, the rematch, and she seemed really intense. I am not going to count that against her since there are perfectly nice people who change into something else completely when in competition mode. That said, I would be happy never to see her with a machete again.
I don’t know. That is just the feeling get from her; namely, there seems to be a sense of anger and intensity about her at the moment. I usually do not analyze people on TV, but Claire has had a pretty crazy transformation for a food show host, and all within one year. It just seems like another case of FN forcing its hosts to take the concept of celebrity chefs too seriously.
I would appreciate if someone could give me some input on this. Sorry for such a long rant!
Oh. Forgot to add that I feel the producers are forcing her to keep her hair down. They probably think that it getting sloshed around everywhere adds to the image they want associated with her.
Jesus christ dude, its just a FOOD TV SHOW HOSTESS. why so serious? shes sexy as fuck, and you sound gay as fuck.
I don’t find her attractive and I am a dude so not a jealous female. She has horse teeth. If she didn’t talk or open her mouth she is decent looking (still not sexy though…just moderately attractively). Once the horse teeth are unleashed and her annoying voice…any moderate attraction is gone.
Her face is long & very horselike. She is not attractive at all. SHe looks like doofy to me for lack of a better word. Like a band geek that tried too hard to impress others. Her eyes bug out, her face is long, her teeth/mouth are disgusting. NOT CUTE AT ALL!
Worst voice ever! With a voice like that, she belongs behind the scenes. I don’t find her attractive even remotely. I agree she has a long face & bug eyes. I am shocked she has a show. She should produce a show, not be the star.
I am not a catty female. I will openly admit when I think a woman is attractive. Claire is NOT IMO. To each their own though, so I am glad some men find her attractive but we all have to admit her voice is not cut out to be on TV. She sounds like a hospitalized old person with a terrible respiratory disease….
I’d never seen her before she showed up on chefs vs city. Now I can’t watch her without getting a hard-on. She’s so damn hot it’s unreal. Between her and the chick with the amazing tits who does French food at home, it’s all I can take.
Classy! rofl
I don’t know about the rest of you but I would do her in a heartbeat.
I did not read all the previous comments, but I saw enough to agree…This Chick Is HOT! WOW! Plus, I think I could cook what she shows! Plus she is HOT..and…I think that’s all!
@mort
Another FN whore? really.. wow. talk about overly conservative.
In terms of this article, nothing slutty about what she wears or does. Because she let her hair down, drank a beer, and looked at the camera a certain way she’s gonna be crackin eggs with her vagina soon? I’m assuming thats sarcasm or else i wouldnt be surprised if whoever wrote this and agrees with it is as about as conservative as the muslims that beat their wives for showing their faces in Afghanistan. I mean really you call that ‘eye-fucking’ the camera. hahahha. funny ass ppl I tell ya’.
Chill out, Lamark. THIS IS A SATIRE SITE.
Hey, just tune in when Ina Garten and Paula Deen are on! You have major issues.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MOST OF YOU PEOPLE? IT’S OBVIOUS YOU HATERS ARE JEALOUS! I’VE WATCHED ABOUT A THOUSAND FOOD NETWORK TV SHOWS AND CLAIR ROBINSON IS WITHOUT QUESTION THE BEST OF THE CHEFS! ALL OF THEM ARE GREAT COOKS BUT WHAT SETS THEM APART IS PERSONALITY. THINK ABOUT IT–COMPARE HER PERSONALITY WITH ALL THE OTHERS. SHE WINS EASILY! BY THE WAY, TO CALL HER “SLUTTY” IS INCREDIBLY IGNORANT. SHE IS IN FACT GORGEOUS, FUN, FUNNY, SWEET AND ENTERTAINING. SO GET OVER IT ALL YOU JEALOUS HATERS.
She is hot? In what way, shape, form or universe?
And so… what’s wrong with her looking hot and slutty??? Chugging a beer?? Something wrong with that.. really??
I’m amazing that everyone has come together to hate on Claire and also call out that user above as Claire which was even funnier… but what about Nadia G??? I don’t care if that is her act. What was I talking about again?