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VIDEO: Woman Trashes McDonalds Because She Didn’t Like Her Burger
Posted on January 6th 2010 by Jillian Madison

Last week, a Kansas City, Missouri woman became enraged and started trashing a McDonalds because she didn’t like her burger. When the staff allegedly refused to refund her money, she threw a bucket of mop water and various other heavy objects at their heads. She then swore, and ran away. No one was hurt, but she did about $3,000 of damage, and police are still looking for her.

Funniest part: she kept stopping to adjust her lovely purple hat. Priorities, people. Priorities.



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    41 Responses

  1. Syd says:

    Classic! I am forever amused by people losing their shit at McDonald’s.

  2. Another outstanding citizen. They said the suspect is still at large. Try looking at Popeye’s or the King, shouldn’t be too difficult to find her

  3. boke1 says:

    She certainly looks like she knows her way around burger town. Perhaps her palate is so discerning by now that she’s just hypersensitive to substandard fare. Dollars to donuts she ate the whole thing, though, regardless.

  4. BOO! says:

    I’ll take……she didn’t get a ‘Happy Meal’ !!!!!!!!!

  5. Dan says:

    Guess she didn’t want fries with that.

  6. Epic says:

    This fat bitch is the epitome of what’s wrong with America today. Nice purple chapeau honey.

  7. Dave says:

    SHE’LL CUT A BITCH!

  8. Jenna says:

    I like how the kids in the background were just standing there, completely unaffected, like it was as totally normal occurrence. Kansas City is sooooo hardcore!

  9. Tegan says:

    “I SAID KETCHUP ONLY, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

    By the way, I ate the whole thing. AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

  10. byrdie says:

    What a freakin knucklehead.

  11. Di says:

    What the heck is wrong with people? There have also been stories of people going ballistic violent because they couldn’t get their f*cking McNuggets.

    Maybe they know there is surveillance camera and they just hope to get their ignorant ugly faces on the tube for a few seconds?

    • Motzi Greps says:

      It’s the crack cocaine. I imagine some day McDs and other chains will give up the “late night” hours because the money won’t be worth the infestation of crime and dirtball customers. Oh, and has anyone seen the commercials for Jack in the Crack where the clown is trying to get breakfast at McDs after 10:30? All of this gimme gimme gimme right now crap is going to have an ugly backlash.

      • Must be the “crack” coke. I’ve shoved a good deal of shit up my sch-naaz(sp?) back in the day, and the last thing I wanted to do was eat, much less wolf down some frozen burger from a hairy, inbred bloke who was probably more high than I was.

        I guess it has to do with an oral fixation.

      • Lizzie says:

        It pretty much already is. “Entitlement cow” really is such an apt description of these people.

        I hate those stupid no breakfast after 10:30 commercials too. If you want to get breakfast, get up a little earlier lazy asses!

    • Sam says:

      As I understand the story of the Calls-The-Police-McNugget lady, her only real crime was calling the police so many times. McDonalds had taken her money, told her they were out of McNuggets but refused to give her a refund. I’ve been on both sides of the fast food counter and the sheer stupidity that allows these situations to escalate into a national news event isn’t surprising.

      What does surprise me is there was another McNuggest incident only a few weeks later. Incredible.

  12. hairball says:

    It amazes me the way people are these days. That is uncalled for. As long as people keep getting buy with it , it will only get worse, She could have really hurt some one behind the counter, Didn’t like her burger, Bitch you are at Micky D’s you know what you are getting

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  14. Motzi Greps says:

    When will some poor zit-faced teenager get shot over a lousy fast food burger? It’s the decline of civilization. And really. What is your expectation when you go to Mickey Ds? Are you expecting a GOOD burger?!!? WTF people.

    Welp, you can take the girl out of the…….

  15. Zeit says:

    Precious got perturbed.

  16. oh_come_on says:

    “It’s the decline of civilization.” Monzi

    Pretty much can assume total public assistance recipients aren’t learning any self-sufficiency when they call the police b/c their McNugget count doesn’t add up or their burger’s wrong, and think it’s a police matter. The video and tapes of this behavior show everything anyone needs to know. She probably drove away in a car better than mine.

  17. Genevieve says:

    Animals like this deserve to be permanently housed in a zoo.

  18. Elliott Strauss says:

    Food related, yes.

    Humorous, definitely.

    Food Network Humor?

    I mean if it was Gordon Ramsey and/or Anthony Bourdain having a rage because some “executive” chef served up an abortion and called it Lobster Thermadore, it would me more relevant to the blog than random black woman destroying random McDonalds.

  19. Scruffy says:

    Was that a Michelin-star rated McDonalds that didn’t live up to the standards or something?

  20. dennylou says:

    Thank you for discerning Kansas City, MISSOURI from Kansas. There is a Kansas City, Kansas, but we won’t talk about that.

  21. Patrina says:

    Wow, dumb bitch.

  22. Only a crazy person would expect to get a tasty burger at McDonald’s.
    There are medications that will help with delusions, and clearly this woman didn’t take hers that day.

  23. Antony says:

    I can’t. It’s so tempting to say but I’ll be nice.

  24. Tra says:

    wow….reminds me of a spongebob episode. heck breaks loose because he forgot the pickles….
    !!!!!
    THAT’S WHY! the poor thing didn’t get her pickles. tsk tsk. :-} shame on you ronald mcdonald. no soup for you!

  25. Motzi Greps says:

    This type of freakout anger management failure is either getting reported more or they are increasing in frequency. My hypothesis is that it’s increasing in frequency so it’s getting reported more. Either way, it gets more difficult to drop one’s vigilance just about anywhere anymore, public or private. Who is going to go ghetto on my a$$ when I least expect it?!?! This mentality seems to stick with a lotta folks with alarming frequency nowadays.

    In news out of Oregon: man throws gasoline on parishioners and tries to light them on fire.

    Another THIN THE HERD moment.

  26. uh Oh! says:

    She needs Kanye’s workout video!!!

  27. Black Night says:

    Crazy gorilla on the loose!

    Dressed up as young woman.
    Likes hats.
    Eats human foods.

    Approach with caution – probably will bite if cornered!

  28. Arkie says:

    Does this make anyone else think of the Bon Qui Qui skit from Mad TV? “just don’t get his order wrong”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M

  29. Pete says:

    sheboon rage it did get it’s free shit

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