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41 Responses
WTF is faboo? That’s the button I’d click.
I think there’s an error on the Doucheboy site. I believe that the ‘shrinkage’ warning is not necessary as any guy visiting his site is dickless.
“It’s ok! I live in a trailer!”
Gold.
my thoughts exactly
I’m so lame…I tried to click on the box of the first one! Guess I’m still not awake. Hey, I know, it’s only 10:30 but what can I tell ya?
Good ones!
“Faboo”?? I’m literally cringing here…
Faboo? As in FabUlous? She says this about her (revolting) husband all the time. Should be fooooool.
Or bummmo.
Or, perhaps, “Scumm-o!”
or, Ho-bo
Did anyone hear ding dong D’Arabian use EVOO on her last show? OMG RRay Jr.
Mommy D’earest also has to carry all her items at once like Rayray…what a clone…
Byrdie, are the nimrods trying (ineffectively IMO) to look like home cooks? I tend to get ingredients out b/4 cooking, particularly if following a recipe, do you?
If they pulled ingredients out beforehand and didn’t bore us to death showing us how to chop something, or wash our hands, they could make another dish. I hold Giada out as an exception though because she lays her stuff out and still moves like a snail–perfectly lining up her grilled bread or applying her crostini toppings like an artist.
I’m no spring chicken and have been cooking for as long as I can remember. NOT ONCE have I ever piled foodstuffs in my arms up to my chin and then carried them to my work area. I can’t figure out for the life of me what that is really supposed to show a viewer. Especially when Rayray forgets something and freaks out! “Oh, I forgot my cheese!” and then hurries over to the fridge as though it’s gonna explode if that cheese isn’t removed right now! So stupid.
I think most of us learned early on from our mothers that it was neither smart nor safe to carry huge piles of breakable items around. Hope Melissa’s kids don’t grow up emulating her :(
Oh Christ! Did she actually call it “EVOO”?
Frog, she did. We can’t be but so shocked. Her aaannnddds are Giada’s and now EVOO and carrying 25 items a la RRay.
jaw drops…
tsk.. tsk…
wow. Melissa, you need to come up with your own terms if you expect to whore out products like the rest of them…
I also heard Michael Chiarello use EVOO in an episode a couple days ago. She’s contagious, like the swine flu!
Ol’ Closet Case Chiarello said EVOO? I’m surprised he didn’t say he thought it up first. Napa Napa Napa and sometimes Napa! Barf.
Jillian, this post is hilarious. Off topic, the other day I heard Pauler say “I want to show everybody my muffin”, and after I shot myself in the head to expunge the mental image, I thought that would have been great for your “Closed Caption” post.
Today on Paula had her sons on. Her son was whisking cream in to something and she told him “son you’re just creaming and creaming”……I nearly shait myself.:)
Holy crap, the Sandra one has me laughing my ass off. That damn “I’m drunk!” button…
Oh my gosh! I absofreakinlutely love these!!!
DITTO!!!
No worse than Melissa D’arabian saying “I LOVE” before every adjective.
I “LIKE” pizza more than I “LIKE” lasagna… I “LIKE” Ferraris more than I “LIKE” Lamborghinis… I “like brunettes more than I “LIKE” blondes. I “LOVE” my inherited family as much I as I will one day “LOVE” my own family.
“LOVE” is the most mis-used word in English.
You forgot to make one for Giada! Warning: Expore to this site will cause an overwhelming urge to overenunciate every word. For the buttons: OMFG that’s SO good! And: ? Any ideas? LOL
Love the post Jillian!
There could be one that says “I wanna see some tits!”
You win, Kenneth.
Wtf is “buy Fieri Roadshow”?
It’s “Guy Fieri Roadshow.” Just looks like a “B.” I’d like to know: Does he take his racing-striped, numbered, and signed refrigerator on his roadshow?
This is funny stuff, It’s so easy to make fun of them…because we have all seen every episode of all of them!
On the Rachael Ray store – Oven Lovin’ from Rach. Barf. I wonder how much of this crap she (okay, FN) is trying to unload before her contract ends.
On the Ferry site, Guy Sightings? What a self-absorbed creep.
I clicked on “Guy Sightings” on Ferry’s site. Look up the event where you met Guy, find the photo of you and Guy, and print it out. Are you kidding me? And what? You can hang it on the wall? Puh-leeez!!! You can also buy Ferry’s signature “Gatorz” sunglasses for $169. What? So you can look like him? Gaaaahahahahahaha!!!
Maybe FABOO is Isaboo’s brother ?
Plese tell me how
guy takes that red car everywhere he goes?
I know this. They put it on a truck and take it to whatever gross-ass hole in the wall he’s stuffing his ugly face at.
I thought that Guy took the plane (since his time is so precious*wink*) – but some lucky intern got to drive it from place to place.
(but that’s just my imagination)
He does take the plane. The stench in that cabin must be unimaginable. Hence the convertible top on the car.
It’s a different car in most cases. Fee-Yeddi’s people contact the local Camaro clubs in the areas they film and ask to “borrow” a red 67 Camaro soft top.
The creative juices on this site are really flowing recently. Just shut down if your out of ideas. Alton Brown has manorexia, ted allen is a droid with no personality, the Neely’s cant go 24 minutes without making the general public barf from their pda. Ace of Cakes is full of pretensious hipster douches, FN thinks we want to see cake battle competitions still. They should be replaying some of the old classics like that asian dude who had a show 10 years ago, i’m only 22 so i cant remember his name but you know who i’m talking about.