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Worst Cooks In America: The Video Game
Posted on January 26th 2010 by Jillian Madison

If you’ve seen one episode of Worst Cooks In America, you’ve seen ‘em all. There is no real Worst Cooks In America video game, but should one be made in the future, I imagine it’d work something like this:

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    21 Responses

  1. Eyeris says:

    I would play this! LMAO

  2. Dave says:

    I watch Worst Cooks every week, and I can alreay tell you either Rachel or Jen V. will win. It’s been obvious since the beginning.

  3. Dan says:

    My finger would constantly be on the “Laugh at Anne Burrell’s red shoes” button.

  4. Neo says:

    I’ve been waiting for you to do a piece on Worst cooks and this is hilarious. I completely agree. Every episode feels exactly the same and it’s getting boring to watch. Rachel is a media whore.

  5. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    I finally saw part of this show last week and was cracking up at the seriousness of “turning in the apron”. And the tears afterwards.

  6. Gypsy says:

    What IS the deal with Rachel’s glasses? I haven’t seen frames like those since the late 80′s.

  7. Sara says:

    What I don’t get is why the blue team keeps breaking down and saying they don’t want to “disappoint” Chef Beau. I don’t know why not, I’d probably have cold-cocked him by now. He comes across as so brusque, cold, and just ANGRY most of the time with no real patience that I could care less whether I disappointed this unappealing man.

    • george says:

      Yeah, I’ve had the same thoughts. He doesn’t have enough patience to be a teacher. And I think Jen is going to win because she started out on Anne’s team and now she’s on Beau’s. It is a win-win for all of them.

  8. Stephen says:

    That game is hysterical. Great job to whoever came up with it. I agree with the other comments about Beau. He does seem impatient. And he comes across as very cold.
    Can’t understand all the blubbering going on with the blue team, unless he has them so stressed out, that that’s the only reaction they can have when they turn in their apron.

  9. FoodieOne says:

    For some odd reason, I am morbidly fascinated by this show! It’s like a horrific wreck on the highway – very sad, yet hard to turn away from. Amid all the idiocy and tears, I have a new love for Anne Burrell. I’ll bet that she doesn’t put up with girly bullshit in her kitchen in real life!

  10. Drew says:

    how many people think that blonde on blue team is giving chef Bo head

  11. foodness says:

    I got sucked into this one, too… accidentally. The hazard of quitting smoking so browsing the net on break… ugh! Well, here’s the scoop as I see it… we don’t get to see all of what goes on behind the scenes & Beau is a freakin’ food terrorist. I am from Phoenix & this is his current stomping ground, & I do mean stomping. He’s pretty tame comparably when those cameras roll. My inner conspiracy theorist believes that he took Jenny C for a reason — he saw her as a true potential threat when she was on Ann’s team, so he bagged her when he got the chance, & now he’s breaking her down every chance he gets just to stick it to Ann. Ann actually really likes her for as hard on her she was. But you can see the dynamic with Beau & Jenny C is much different than that of Ann & Jenny C. Ann was critical of her, but did not terrorize her. Beau has Miss Wing Hair pegged for his team & Drew… lmao — that is so wrong… buuuuuut…. ;) Anyhoo, just my inner conspiracy theorist speaking. Not sure Rachel can get “unmessy” before all is said & done & Eddie may just sneak up on her if she’s not careful. Jenny C needs to pull herself together (& may God forgive me I am now just this into the show — I am pulling for the kid!!!) or she will not get to realize her dream. Sounds like she was raised by her dad & has had a difficult time of it, but her intentions are well above the others, IMNSHO, & quite frankly, she’s young & is the perfect blank slate. The others? Aren’t they old enough to know how to at least make a basic meal their families will eat??? Jeeeeesh!!! READ THE DIRECTIONS!!! ;)

  12. littlemissperfect says:

    LOL Rachel made the big time today. Yep, Hot Slut of The Day over at dlisted.

  13. Sirius Red says:

    LO-freaking-L at Sara’s comments on cold-cocking Beau.

  14. lizzylafosse says:

    I completely agree with the other comments about Beau…honestly, why is his team so obsessed with pleasing him? I’d be slipping laxatives into his plate to see if that would loosen him up a little.

    I especially love the “cry for no reason” button. Every week while this show’s on, my dad e-mails me from work to ask who’s crying yet. He’s never even SEEN the show, and he knows how bad these people are.

    • Sara says:

      Y’know, that’s an even better idea than cold-cocking him. Subtlety was never my strong point, as you can probably tell, and sometimes I do let my temper get the best of me, but I have to say I LOVE that idea. I bow to you, Lizzylafosse.

  15. deven says:

    so who is going to the final? i fell asleep 5 minutes before the end!!!!

  16. Margaret says:

    Hilarious – you forgot one, though – “I just want to make Beau proud!”

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