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Posted on February 21st 2010 by Jillian Madison

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    18 Responses

  1. oh_come_on says:
    February 21, 2010 at 8:44 am

    Ohhhh silky smooth like fondant.

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  2. brad says:
    February 21, 2010 at 9:21 am

    What the heck is up with his beard? It starts at his eyeballs!! He makes the worst cakes ever, a lot like OCC motorcycles!

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  3. froglegs says:
    February 21, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Well have you seen his girl friend. She looks old enough to be his mother.

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  4. Alex says:
    February 21, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Maybe that’s him dramatizing carrying his significant other’s saggy boobage.

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  5. Diane says:
    February 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Is it just me or does Duff bear a striking resemblance to Uncle Fester?

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  6. Beans says:
    February 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    I think he looks like a genie from a magic bottle. All he needs is the weird curly toed shoes and some genie clothes.

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  7. Kenneth says:
    February 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Maybe he just watched an episode of Everyday Italian.

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  8. Jp says:
    February 21, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    His head looks way to small for his body here. It bugs me, but I’m sure it’s normal for him to look messed up like that.

    As for his girlfriend…

    http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20060287,00.html – Proof it’s Sofia

    http://www.joannebartoneblog.com/wp-content/uploads/BLOGimages/JoanneBartone0049.jpg – Photo of Mary Alice and her husband, Duff and Sofia and some other guy.

    :)

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    • Betty Crocker says:
      February 22, 2010 at 7:16 am

      So what?

      Don’t get me wrong–I have no love lost on Duff; his show bores the hell out of me (as do all the cake shows), and everything I’ve heard about him suggests that he’s a total douchebag.

      However, the fact that he’s dating an older woman actually reflects on him positively in my opinion. What would you guys be saying about him if were dating the typical fame-whore younger bimbo? Would that somehow make him better?

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  9. dippydog says:
    February 21, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    The most frightening but not unexpected quote from the People article “Sitting in the audience, his mom overheard a Food Network suit say, “Stick with this guy, he’s good TV.” “

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  10. Martin says:
    February 22, 2010 at 8:01 am

    Judging from that photo it appears that Duff bites his fingernails. Not very appetizing. :(

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  11. walter says:
    February 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Maybe he finally got to compare Geoff’s and Ben’s balls?
    With their matching creepy stache-beards and American Apparel wardrobes, it’s the only way he can tell them apart.

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  12. WalterSobchak says:
    February 23, 2010 at 12:41 am

    I’m sick of “Chef” Duff and his merry band of geeks…what is wrong with the brass at FN???

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