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FNH E-mail Of The Week
Published on: February 2, 2010 – 4:45 pm by Jillian Madison 
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---FNH Reader E-Mail Of The Week
Published on: February 2, 2010 – 4:45 pm by Jillian Madison
THIS WEEK: Ina Garten porn, Giada's gone Chinese, a review of Giada's Parmesan Garlic Dipping Sauce, Paranormal Cake Challenge, Down Home with the Neelys and Gina's rude sister, NFNS recap, tons of listener mail, and more!
Step 1. Obtain loaded revolver.
Step 2. Aim at opening of one ear.
Step 3. Pull trigger.
Cut a hole in the box.
Step 1a. Lay down a tarp.
guyfieri@slammajammaparmigiana.com
Dear god, why must he call his e-mail that.
Are you kidding me?!?!?!
And here’s your sign…..
Now Dank, didn’t your mother teach you not to point? Hehehehe!
this is awesome, so many nitwits
BAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!! Moron.
…more like more-off than more-on….
Byrdie, gotta add jerk-off to that!
Dou-che, Byrdie!!!
Jesus.
What do you expect from someone that’s still using AOL?
That’s the truest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
I thought the FTC would have shut AOL down by now!
Nothing wrong with using aol…it’s the free accounts most people have. It’ not like were paying membership and dialing up, lol!
Silly email-er! I’m quite sure Jill posted Guy Fieri’s email address several months ago. I think it was
HeadHonchoPonchoSlammaJammaDingDong@johnnygarlics.com
ROFLMAO!!!
OMG… that is too funny!
I peed my pants.
On an unrelated note, this was very funny.
Just lay dormant for a few days…if you’re funky, he’ll find you…
*toothy grin*
Good one.
Jackass!
omgg unreal how peeps are sooooooo stoopid!!
Send mail to: head-douchebag@asswipe.com
Why would anyone want to contact that nitwit anyway? I can’t stand Guy!
Where is your witty, snark-ass response, Jill? The reason we all keep coming back for more!
Spider, Jillian puts the obvious out there (here) for our take on….
Boo is correct, but also, Jill is moving right now and is very short on time at the moment, as she posted in the Twitter comments on the right side of the main page here:
“FNH updates may be slow for the next 2 weeks – I’m in the middle of moving and life is crazy. Hang in there, guys!”
I’m sure she’ll be back to busting her butt on a daily basis for our humorous benefit as soon as she can, but in the meantime, we’re gonna have to up the ante ourselves! And that’s one of the reasons I love this site–not only is Jill exceedingly funny, creative, and hard-working, so are many of our members! I love reading the comments here and in our forums (despite some of the recent much more serious comments, but that’s OK by me too).
Thanks Betty! I made a short comment, however, I’ve seen a few snotty ( shout out to the nitwit Katie/Muffins), yes, we know Jillian is way to busy, however, she’s still hanging in there for shits and grins!
So I say give a shout out to Jillian, and for shits sake, thank her for what’s she has given us!
Me Katie (not the “Muffins” variety) thought nothing of the manner in which Jillian posted this. I actually saw it as her silently mouthing, “humuhnuh, humuhnuh, humuhnuh,” and being struck dumb.
I would love to know why these sillies think they are on the FN website. Can’t they see the picture of Paula Deen with a MUSTACHE?!
Step 1: Get a piece of paper
Step 2: Write a big fat “E” on it
Step 3: Mail it to:
Guy Fietti
BO Pox 1234
Flavortown, WE 56789
(WE = Whatever)
That’s MONEY! LOL!
I’m going to give the sender the benefit of the doubt and assume he wants to email Guy to tell him what an idiot he is :)
Time to cull the herd.