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FNH E-mail Of The Week

Published on: February 2, 2010 – 4:45 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

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  1. Alex
    February 2nd, 2010

    Step 1. Obtain loaded revolver.
    Step 2. Aim at opening of one ear.
    Step 3. Pull trigger.

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    Chef Dodge replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Cut a hole in the box.

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    Katie replied on: February 5th, 2010 at 2:46 am

    Step 1a. Lay down a tarp.

  2. February 2nd, 2010

    guyfieri@slammajammaparmigiana.com

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    Scott replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    Dear god, why must he call his e-mail that.

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    Holly replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    Are you kidding me?!?!?!

  3. February 2nd, 2010

    And here’s your sign…..

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    BOO replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    Now Dank, didn’t your mother teach you not to point? Hehehehe!

  4. sam
    February 2nd, 2010

    this is awesome, so many nitwits

  5. Holly
    February 2nd, 2010

    BAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!! Moron.

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    byrdie replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    …more like more-off than more-on….

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    BOO replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Byrdie, gotta add jerk-off to that!

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    Holly replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    Dou-che, Byrdie!!!

  6. Azizeh
    February 2nd, 2010

    What do you expect from someone that’s still using AOL?

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    Chef Dodge replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    That’s the truest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

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    BOO replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    I thought the FTC would have shut AOL down by now!

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    wannabecook replied on: February 3rd, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Nothing wrong with using aol…it’s the free accounts most people have. It’ not like were paying membership and dialing up, lol!

  7. February 2nd, 2010

    Silly email-er! I’m quite sure Jill posted Guy Fieri’s email address several months ago. I think it was

    HeadHonchoPonchoSlammaJammaDingDong@johnnygarlics.com

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    Kelley replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    ROFLMAO!!!

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    LaLa replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    OMG… that is too funny!

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    Trudy replied on: February 4th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    I peed my pants.

    On an unrelated note, this was very funny.

  8. February 2nd, 2010

    Just lay dormant for a few days…if you’re funky, he’ll find you…

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    Lana replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    *toothy grin*
    Good one.

  9. Trini
  10. Bonzy22
    February 2nd, 2010

    omgg unreal how peeps are sooooooo stoopid!!

  11. February 2nd, 2010

    Why would anyone want to contact that nitwit anyway? I can’t stand Guy!

  12. spider
    February 2nd, 2010

    Where is your witty, snark-ass response, Jill? The reason we all keep coming back for more!

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    BOO replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Spider, Jillian puts the obvious out there (here) for our take on….

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    Betty Crocker replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Boo is correct, but also, Jill is moving right now and is very short on time at the moment, as she posted in the Twitter comments on the right side of the main page here:

    “FNH updates may be slow for the next 2 weeks – I’m in the middle of moving and life is crazy. Hang in there, guys!”

    I’m sure she’ll be back to busting her butt on a daily basis for our humorous benefit as soon as she can, but in the meantime, we’re gonna have to up the ante ourselves! And that’s one of the reasons I love this site–not only is Jill exceedingly funny, creative, and hard-working, so are many of our members! I love reading the comments here and in our forums (despite some of the recent much more serious comments, but that’s OK by me too).

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    BOO replied on: February 3rd, 2010 at 12:29 am

    Thanks Betty! I made a short comment, however, I’ve seen a few snotty ( shout out to the nitwit Katie/Muffins), yes, we know Jillian is way to busy, however, she’s still hanging in there for shits and grins!

    So I say give a shout out to Jillian, and for shits sake, thank her for what’s she has given us!

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    Katie replied on: February 3rd, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Me Katie (not the “Muffins” variety) thought nothing of the manner in which Jillian posted this. I actually saw it as her silently mouthing, “humuhnuh, humuhnuh, humuhnuh,” and being struck dumb.

  13. Boobilicious
    February 3rd, 2010

    I would love to know why these sillies think they are on the FN website. Can’t they see the picture of Paula Deen with a MUSTACHE?!

  14. February 3rd, 2010

    Step 1: Get a piece of paper
    Step 2: Write a big fat “E” on it
    Step 3: Mail it to:

    Guy Fietti
    BO Pox 1234
    Flavortown, WE 56789

    (WE = Whatever)

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    BOO replied on: February 3rd, 2010 at 12:17 am

    That’s MONEY! LOL!

  15. ILoveFood
    February 3rd, 2010

    I’m going to give the sender the benefit of the doubt and assume he wants to email Guy to tell him what an idiot he is :)

  16. Jimmy Johnson
    February 8th, 2010

    Time to cull the herd.

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