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FNH E-mail Of The Week
Posted on February 2nd 2010 by Jillian Madison

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---FNH Reader E-Mail Of The Week
---EPIC FAIL: Bobby Flay Tweets His Personal E-Mail Address

    38 Responses

  1. Alex says:
    February 2, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Step 1. Obtain loaded revolver.
    Step 2. Aim at opening of one ear.
    Step 3. Pull trigger.

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  2. Eric says:
    February 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    guyfieri@slammajammaparmigiana.com

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  3. Dank Dillweed says:
    February 2, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    And here’s your sign…..

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  4. sam says:
    February 2, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    this is awesome, so many nitwits

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  5. Holly says:
    February 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    BAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!! Moron.

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  6. Beans says:
    February 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Jesus.

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  7. Azizeh says:
    February 2, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    What do you expect from someone that’s still using AOL?

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  8. Lana says:
    February 2, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    Silly email-er! I’m quite sure Jill posted Guy Fieri’s email address several months ago. I think it was

    HeadHonchoPonchoSlammaJammaDingDong@johnnygarlics.com

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  9. ADITL1979 says:
    February 2, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Just lay dormant for a few days…if you’re funky, he’ll find you…

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  10. Trini says:
    February 2, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Jackass!

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  11. Bonzy22 says:
    February 2, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    omgg unreal how peeps are sooooooo stoopid!!

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  12. Mike says:
    February 2, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    Send mail to: head-douchebag@asswipe.com

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  13. AshC says:
    February 2, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    Why would anyone want to contact that nitwit anyway? I can’t stand Guy!

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  14. spider says:
    February 2, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Where is your witty, snark-ass response, Jill? The reason we all keep coming back for more!

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    • BOO says:
      February 2, 2010 at 9:54 pm

      Spider, Jillian puts the obvious out there (here) for our take on….

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      • Betty Crocker says:
        February 2, 2010 at 10:11 pm

        Boo is correct, but also, Jill is moving right now and is very short on time at the moment, as she posted in the Twitter comments on the right side of the main page here:

        “FNH updates may be slow for the next 2 weeks – I’m in the middle of moving and life is crazy. Hang in there, guys!”

        I’m sure she’ll be back to busting her butt on a daily basis for our humorous benefit as soon as she can, but in the meantime, we’re gonna have to up the ante ourselves! And that’s one of the reasons I love this site–not only is Jill exceedingly funny, creative, and hard-working, so are many of our members! I love reading the comments here and in our forums (despite some of the recent much more serious comments, but that’s OK by me too).

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    • BOO says:
      February 3, 2010 at 12:29 am

      Thanks Betty! I made a short comment, however, I’ve seen a few snotty ( shout out to the nitwit Katie/Muffins), yes, we know Jillian is way to busy, however, she’s still hanging in there for shits and grins!

      So I say give a shout out to Jillian, and for shits sake, thank her for what’s she has given us!

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    • Katie says:
      February 3, 2010 at 3:32 pm

      Me Katie (not the “Muffins” variety) thought nothing of the manner in which Jillian posted this. I actually saw it as her silently mouthing, “humuhnuh, humuhnuh, humuhnuh,” and being struck dumb.

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  15. Boobilicious says:
    February 3, 2010 at 12:04 am

    I would love to know why these sillies think they are on the FN website. Can’t they see the picture of Paula Deen with a MUSTACHE?!

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  16. Freezezzy says:
    February 3, 2010 at 12:07 am

    Step 1: Get a piece of paper
    Step 2: Write a big fat “E” on it
    Step 3: Mail it to:

    Guy Fietti
    BO Pox 1234
    Flavortown, WE 56789

    (WE = Whatever)

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  17. ILoveFood says:
    February 3, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    I’m going to give the sender the benefit of the doubt and assume he wants to email Guy to tell him what an idiot he is :)

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  18. Jimmy Johnson says:
    February 8, 2010 at 2:22 am

    Time to cull the herd.

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