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Come On Down: Guy Fieri’s Stinking Up The Place On “The Price Is Right”
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Earlier this week, Guy Fieri took time out of his busy goatee-bleaching schedule to present one of the final showcases on The Price Is Right. To put it mildly, HE SUCKED.
Remember the “Bend And Snap” from Legally Blonde? Guy Fieri has a signature move too, and it’s called the “Clap And Point.” He whipped it out 735 times, as he awkwardly delivered his lines and introduced the lame showcase items. He sounded like a rehearsed amateur, and came across as completely fake. Even worse, the whole scene played like the world’s most God-awful Fieri infomercial. One thing’s for sure: if he’s this bad on his new NBC game show, all of our heads might implode.
Roll the video clip:
A free dinner at JOHNNY GARLICS? Are you fucking kidding me? I hope The Price Is Right gives a pack of barfbags to the winner. They’ll probably need ‘em. And who takes a LIMO to Johnny Garlics? Seriously? That’s humiliating. That’s like landing a helicopter on the roof of Denny’s to get a free Grand Slam breakfast. If I was a contestant on the show this day, I’d cry.
Thankfully, Ricardo’s standards were much lower.
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Bob Barker wouldn’t have had any of this. If anything, Guy Fieri is living proof why people should be spayed and neutered, too.
The price is wrong, bitch.
Happy Gilmore, much? ;)
But of course. First thing I thought of, and I had to be the first to post that line.
Ray, I didn’t even notice the sunglasses. So first I want to smack you for pointing them out, then crack Guy across the face repeatedly with a Plinko chip for being the biggest douche to leave the Jersey shore.
Guy’s such a fucktard.
My apologies, Scruffy. :)
I think I’ll pass. The next showcase has to be better. Besides, Guy just scratched the hood of that Camaro when he jumped on it.
Ehh, I don’t know…I probably would have bid on it. I don’t really give a rip about the appliances, and I’d take the trip and the limo ride, but screw going to JG’s (well, unless I could write a review as to how horrible the place is). I guess it all depends on the Camaro…if it was an SS, 2SS or RS, I’d take it, but it doesn’t look like it is that based on the wheels and tires. I agree, I wouldn’t want his nasty fat ass all over my potentially new car too…
Busta, or anything else!
I am wondering which JG’s you went to and what you ordered?
What did you not like about it within the context of that
catagory of restaurant?
What category would that be, exactly? Guy’s in a class of his own, as far as I can tell.
Why is this douche on EVERYTHING? I just don’t get it.
One can only hope that the constant over-exposure will backfire in his face in a big way. And, maybe the backfire will blast those asinine glasses off the back of his head.
because he has a good publicist.
:-)
Seriously, Lana!! That guy sure earns his $$$
Gah!! He’s even wearing his frickin’ sunglasses on the back of his fat, greasy head on this game show appearance! What, are they permanently welded in place there? Fused into his skin? I’m not sure why I expected otherwise, of course. Guy Ferry just reeks of desperation.
Hmmm…good point, Ray. Perhaps they ARE welded…to the bolts on his neck. ‘Frankendouche’s Monster’.
Either that or folds of skin grew over them a bit, permanently integrating them in to his head.
Hey.. Guy.. know what I do when I go indoors after wearing my sunglasses?! I TAKE THEM OFF! Put ‘em in a pocket.. or in a desk drawer… or leave them in the glove compartment of the car..! Seriously, are they even usable after being pressed against his greasy and/or gelled hair? Or are they there purely for “decoration”?
It’s no secret that Ferry functions on less than half a brain. The sunglasses were implanted to replace missing brain tissue ;)
Ray, He must’ve heard you — Gridion Grub episode on now, NO GLASSES. Just fuzzy-headed fat neck.
hmmm.. think I could convince him to go away forever?
Did the guy win the showcase? That would’ve meant more screen time for Guy. {SHUDDER!}
Luckily, Ricardo overbid and did not win the showcase.
Personally, I would have bid $1 on it.
I mean, the car’s nice, but Guy’s presence just devalues the whole thing. Besides, who’d want that car after Guy sat on it?
Are you allowed not to bid on something?
OMG, he is SO repulsive and obnoxious. And you can bet he made damn sure the announcer pronounced his “Italian” surname correctly: Fee-yetty. What a poser.
I’m going to be asking myself all day, “Self, why did you waste 3:15 watching this film clip? It was Guy Fieri, after all, and Self should have known better.”
There, there. The mental anguish is punishment enough. Be kind to yourself.
Man, why weren’t Fietti’s parents spayed and neutered?
Haha, love how Guy has to give away copies of his crap book/dvds/etc.
I can’t decide what part of this was the grossest – Guy in general, the fact that they still make the Camaro or that Ricardo borrowed his sister’s purple shirt for his appearance on The Price is Right. I guess times are tough at CBS since there were only about 20 people in the audience. Apparently bidding on dishwashers isn’t as riveting as it used to be.
How much will you bid on the douche showcase?!
Bleah. Ferry gives me acid reflux.
Oh, and let’s not forget the chauffeur driven limo. As opposed to the limos that you need to drive yourself. A limo to Johnney Garlic’s? Now THAT’S white trash all over the place.
Nowadays, everyone has a schtick to be “famous”. Rachael has her EVOO, Aunt Sandy has her “cocktail time”, Ina has her gays…so Fieri of course needs to have his sunglasses on the back of the head and his Anne Burrell bleached-blonde hair-do(n’t).
To tell you the truth, I think Guy Fieri looks like Corey Feldman with blonde hair and a beard.
heh good comparison.
OMG I have always thought Guy looks like Corey Feldman! No one else around me sees it! LOL
I completely agree. But I think even Feldman is smarter than this loser.
I feel that Guy Fieri resembles Corey Feldman and that’s not saying a lot for him! :>D
The limo part slays me. The food at JG’s is good, and kind of like a local, sustainable farm meets Outback Steakhouse kind of deal. Still, the place is situated between a Taco Bell and a Sizzler. The lot isn’t large enough for a limo to turn around in! WTF, Guy?!
Hey douchebag- the Polka Kings called and want their shirt back.
He gets greasier and more of a parody of his repulsive self every day. I would take the San Francisco and hold the Johnny Garlic’s, personally….
Bidding 1,300 actually make that 1,299.99…taking a cent off cause i’m not paying to go eat at that crap fest of a restaurant…… >_<
OMG, Uncle Fucker…
His pants look like he’s worn them every day for a month without washing them. Felt sorry for the model he touched. The stench must be unbearable.
Ewwwww, LOL!!!
ok, where to begin…oh yeah…aarrgh!!
Now then, is it just me or did Ricardo look “specially challenged”…just sayin(!)…who ELSE would hoot and holler that much for Uncle Fucker?? Also, that audience!!?? Did someone take a charter bus out to a bowling alley and force them into the studio?? I was coughing at home from all the second hand smoke coming off of those mouth breathers! I don’t know what they’re paying Drew but its not enough!
Good luck with ALL that!
During the spot I kept thinking that there is some woman awfuly excited by the showcase. No it was just Ricardo shriking like a little girl.
Don’t know if the results were posted, but how did Ricardo do?
He lost, which actually meant he won.
Are you fucking kidding me? Will there ever be an end to this assclown’s reign of madness?! If I was in Ritardo’s shoes and the camera panned over to capture my expression while Guy shamelessly plugged his crap, I would have had the most puzzling look on my face, it would have been embarrassing……for Guy. And, by the way, who the hell would want to stay at the Argonaut Hotel? The interior design could easily give people seizures.
I thought the same thing about the Argonaut’s scary decor!!
So…is he going to be a guest host on WWE now or what?
I’d rather see him in a cage match with Big Show, Kane, and the Undertaker. It’d be funny as hell watching him run for his life, trying desperately to get out only to be pulled back in yelling “MOMMY!”.
lmao
What the hell happened to the audience!??! There’s no one there!
And PS…”Watch my show, read my book!” Shameless plugs? I CANNOT STAND HIM!
@2:20 Aww, the show model curses him off with a smile.
Too bad she didn’t deliver a knee in the groin when he grabbed her around the waist. Can’t even imagine being touched by Ferry. Ugh!
I felt like I was watching a commercial for a shitload of useless Guy F. products..
Guy is staying as long as Emeril did. They need somebody to attract all the black Ford F-150 driving, eternal-sunglass-wearing, baseball-cap-donning ex-fratboys who have grown out of Carls Jr. and now wish to get into REAL MAN FOOD to satisfy their MAN-SIZED HUNGER. They want to impress all their buddies during the next IMPORTANT SPORTS EVENT by whipping up some cheese-slathered mess that is Off The Hook. Because nachos and sloppy oversized burgers don’t exist anymore.
Guy probably listens to Sublime or Red Hot Chili Peppers all the time as well. That or Ska.
Wondering if the dinner at Johnny Garlic’s actually _lowered_ the price of the showcase…
while guy may have been awkward and lame, i think drew carey’s total lack of enthusiasm and indifference to guy and his book are hilarious.
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Rock and roll celebrity lifestyle? Bwwwwahahahahaaa!
What next? Are we going to see this fat fuck’s face on a box of ‘douche brand’ breakfast cereal?
Did the fruity little asian man win the showcase?
Did Ferry put a giant greasy ass-sized dent in the hood of the Camaro?
Did the audience have a mass book burning outside the studio after the show?
Inquiring minds want to know.
DId anyone see the pre-game show for the Super Bowl? During the credits it said “Special Appearance Fee Paid to: Guy Fieri.” I can’t believe CBS gave money to that greezy hack to show up at the Super Bowl!!!
Seems like Guy is running out of clothes. How many times would he wear that damn shirt? We’re really in a recession y’all. lol.
I wish someone would pierce Guy’s mouth shut
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