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NBC Kicks Off “Minute To Win It” Promotion With Series Of Obnoxious Guy Fieri Photos
---New Photos Of The Next Food Network Star Contestants
---Guy Fieri In A Gold Lamé Suit
---Embarrassing Photos Of Sunny Anderson
---LIVE BLOG: Minute To Win It (3/21/10)
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NBC Kicks Off “Minute To Win It” Promotion With Series Of Obnoxious Guy Fieri Photos
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The new NBC game show, Minute To Win It, premieres on March 14th. Unfortunately, NBC decided to promote the show by releasing a series of unspeakably annoying photos of Guy Ferry making his same 2 stupid faces at the camera:
Dear NBC,
Promo photos are supposed to make you WANT to watch a show… not make you want to get in your car and drive off a cliff. Please remember this in the future.
Thanks.
Love, FNH
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---First Photos Of Guy Fieri On “Minute To Win It” Set---New Photos Of The Next Food Network Star Contestants
---Guy Fieri In A Gold Lamé Suit
---Embarrassing Photos Of Sunny Anderson
---LIVE BLOG: Minute To Win It (3/21/10)
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46 Responses
Really NBC, what are you thinking? This stupid idiot will not be your Savior. Jeez, no wonder your network is in the toilet. And is it just me, or does it look like he doesn’t have any bottom teeth in the first photo?
He probably doesn’t have any natural teeth due to the high probability of someone removing them with their fist.
Put a hat on him and those look alot like The Amazing Johnathan ads for his Vegas show.
Except for the fact The Amazing Johnathan is talented and entertaining.
This guy has to be the most annoying thing on TV. I swear I think I could survive a Keith Obermann marathon before I could 15 minutes of Guy.
First the Jay Leno debacle… now this. Battin’ a thousand there NBC!
I may need to call for an intervention. My GF can’t wait to watch this show and insists that *I* am the only person who can’t stand Ferry. God help me.
This may be a good test to see how his appeal (or lack thereof) might carry across to a broader audience. Yeah, I guess he has his fans and people who go to his .. uh.. road show or whatever, but the optimist in me tends to think that is still a very small group of people. One can only hope.
Syd, if it helps, you can assure her that most of us despise this jerk-off as well.
His head looks like a frickin porcupine.
On the bright side, it’s the death knell for Fairy’s career.
Let’s all give out a big Candouche, YAY!
Well this is a blessing to us all, his fuse is already burning out and this will help over expose hism Just like they did with Paula dean YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is he yelling at us? Why is he pointing at us? Why does he think his hair and gold jewelry look good?
Seriously, who convinced that asshat that the finger-point/YEAHHHH! expression made him look cool? He looks and acts like an idiot in every single photograph.
Not good, KEWL.
I second that emotion. Double YAY!!
Looks like I’m all set for Halloween. Blow up these pictures, tape them in the windows and on the door and I’ll have the most frightening house on the street. Thanks, NBC!
Why is his head like three shades oranger than his hands? It’s kind of freaking me out.
I didn’t notice that until you posted this, and now it’s all I can look at.
I noticed that right away, Cushie! I guess the spray tan didn’t make it to his hands.
“that’s where I left my penis pump!” had me literally laughing out loud. Am still giggling.
That picture is worthy of an entire “Caption This” bit on its own.
Just love FNH’s obsession with Guy’s, uh, fundamental reproductive organs.
:-D
Ugh, why did you have to call attention to his pants? I nearly vomited all over the sleeping baby in my arms.
The first picture looks a little Joey Fatone-ish. Any my apologies to Joey for that. I guess being a network executive doesn’t require much vision or insight into what people want to watch. Remember Emeril’s sitcom? Someone actually thought that would be a big hit. Even Emeril looked ashamed to have gone along with it. It’s all about making as much money as they can within the short confines of the public’s attention span and then fading out.
How did he make it through the photoshoot without his glasses wrapped around the back of his head?
If I were his pants I’d be wrinkling too…trying to get away from the overwhelming ass stench.
Haha!
Having the words “obnoxious” and “Guy Fieri” in the same sentence is redundant.
Your right Gregg. I looked up “obnoxious” in the dictionary & there was a picture of him.
Why on earth does a grown man style his hair that way?!? What women finds this attractive? I’d laugh at a guy that looks like him.
Don’t worry. They would only be after his wallet. (which probably has a big silver chain on it)
… and a skull … with a chef’s hat. I can practically guarantee it.
;-)
ahh!!! the silver chain! again, that is not a good thing!
only on NBC
I bet those are the faces he makes while he’s having sex.
Good gawds. I think I just lost my appetite for the next 30 years.
Who says he does? With other people involved, I mean?
You’re right Sara…In that case, I bet those are the faces he makes into the mirror at himself, while he’s er…taking care of his own business, lol.
I came here to say just that. And I threw up in my mouth a little, too.
I’m really embarassed that Tina Fey might have to come within 20 feet Guy Fieri for some NBC promo thing. They should not endanger a national treasure like that.
That first pic just screams HIT ME!
I just read he was invited to the White House to cook! The world’s really ending.
if you check the forum, i posted the “official” nbc home page – they have clips from the show right now
SUCH GAMES-
“Face The Cookie” – move an oreo cookie from the forehead into your mouth by head movements alone (in 60 seconds!)
“Hanky Panky” – remove an entire box of tissues (160 ct.) one at a time, using one hand.
“Bite Me” – pick up 5 paper bags of decreasing height and put them on a table, using only your mouth.
Something tells me Ferry here was the guy who was naming all this shit.
We’re supposed to want to watch a program featuring the sort of silly games one might see at a 5-year-old’s birthday party? That pretty well clarifies Guy’s level of intellect, lest anyone wondered.
I wonder how greasy his goatee is? I always wonder…
I have to keep reminding myself that punching the computer screen will only hurt my hand…not Guy Ferry.
Guy Fieri is awesome! All of you losers are just jealous!
Ass kiss much, Doug?
I just read he was invited to the White House to cook! The world’s really ending.