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Archives for "February, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd February 2010
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Melissa D’Arabian Loves Brian Boitano’s Pork

(from People magazine, October 2009) Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Melissa d’Arabian and Brian Boitano like PIGGING OUT ON PORK! (Cue hearty belly laugh from your inner 5 year old.) Call me crazy, but I have absolutely no interest in finding out how Melissa d’Arabian plans on getting “creative” with Brian Boitano’s “other white [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd February 2010
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It’s Official: Anthony Bourdain Has Lost His Fucking Mind

If blatantly shilling for the Chase Sapphire card on a recent episode of No Reservations wasn’t enough to strip Anthony Bourdain of his “culinary bad boy” status, I submit this to you: a preview video of him awkwardly butchering scripted lines as “Doctor Tony” in an upcoming appearance on a Nickelodeon show called Yo Gabba [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd February 2010
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Paula Deen’s SNOW ICE CREAM

Just when you thought the Food Network couldn’t possibly offer anything more random than Ellie Krieger’s recycled fast food recipes, behold Paula Deen’s SNOW ICE CREAM. You see, in this recipe, Paula actually instructs people to go outside, collect snow, pour sweetened condensed milk and vanilla extract over it, and eat it. (Pro tip: avoid [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st February 2010
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Say It With Ray: SAUSAGE

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st February 2010
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