Archives for "February, 2010"
FIRST LOOK: New Cooking Channel Shows
This May, Scripps will be replacing the Fine Living Network with their brand new Cooking Channel. According to the New York Times, the Cooking Channel (which should really be called the “Same Ol’ Shit” channel) will air “programs about alcoholic beverages, brunch, low-calorie eating, and food history.” It will also feature rehashed shows starring Rachael [...]
Brief FNH Hiatus!
Hey everybody! As you may know, I’m currently in the middle of moving and completing massive repair work on my new home. I’m doing all of the labor myself, so it’s been a slow-going process. My closing date is this Friday and I still have an obscene amount of work to get done, so it’s [...]
Beau MacMillan Worst Traffic Violator in America
Beau MacMillan, co-star of (ahem) Worst Cook in America, was arrested Sunday night in Scottsdale. The Food Network “chef” was pulled over for making a traffic violation. Upon entering MacMillan’s name into the police data-base, it was discovered that he had an outstanding warrant for his arrest for failing to appear in court. MacMillan’s court [...]
Giada Loves Hot Nuts
I finally got around to watching this weekend’s episode of The Best Thing I Ever Ate (aka: a creative way for the Food Network hosts to promote restaurants that are probably owned by their friends/family). The subject was snack foods, and guess what groundbreaking stuff we learned? Anne Burrell loves nachos, Ted Allen loves pickles, [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










