Archives for "February, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th February 2010

The Ten Commandments Of Giada De Laurentiis

Come, my dear children, and kneel at the heels of your rich Italian grandparents, for we now bestow upon you the Ten Commandments of Giada De Laurentiis. I. Thou shalt always… (always)… zest at least one lemon for every recipe. II. Thou shalt always have thy’s nails perfectly manicured in light pink Opi nail polish. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th February 2010

Hair In Throwdown Food?

I didn’t watch this week’s Vermont Brownie Company episode of Throwdown With Bobby Flay, but luckily, FNH reader Paul did. During the plated shots of the entries at the end, the Vermont Brownie Company’s was on screen and Paul’s wife noticed what seemed to be A HAIR sticking out of the side of their brownie: [...]

Posted by FNH Guest Blogger on 5th February 2010

These Giada Photos Are So Wrong, Yet So Right

[Photos created and submitted by FNH reader Ricardo Cline]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 5th February 2010

Come On Down: Guy Fieri’s Stinking Up The Place On “The Price Is Right”

Earlier this week, Guy Fieri took time out of his busy goatee-bleaching schedule to present one of the final showcases on The Price Is Right. To put it mildly, HE SUCKED. Remember the “Bend And Snap” from Legally Blonde? Guy Fieri has a signature move too, and it’s called the “Clap And Point.” He whipped [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 3rd February 2010

The Story Of One Fan’s Ridiculous Alton Brown Encounter

[Ed. note: Most of the time, celebrities are completely clueless about the hoops fans have to jump through in order to meet them. Take Ashli for example, who recently wrote to FNH to share her frustrating story of simply trying to get a book signed by Alton Brown at a BJ's in Georgia last month. [...]

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