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Rachael Ray’s WHAT-ware???

Published on: February 2, 2010 – 11:35 am by Jillian Madison Comment

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  1. February 2nd, 2010

    lahv u jilly beans

  2. Jim
    February 2nd, 2010

    Rach is taking a que from Ina and Aunt Sandy – she’s marketing to her gay fans….

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    Melissa replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 11:47 am

    I can so see her gay fans with a box of cockware collection under one arm and feverishly clutching Ina’s $12 coconut cupcake mix under the other all while demanding to find good vanilla

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    Emily replied on: March 23rd, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    You do realize you just described the perfect romantic day for a gay man.

  3. Melissa
    February 2nd, 2010

    bwhahahahahahahahaha

    Took me a second to get it – be kind, I’m dealing with dental pain Vicodin’s not touching.

    Hmmm…wonder if that means you get John in a box. May be the only box he’s been in.

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    Emily replied on: March 23rd, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    Well, the closet is a box of sorts, so does that count?

  4. February 2nd, 2010

    they actually did that intentionally.

  5. Drew
    February 2nd, 2010

    Hmmm cockware. Another reason to not buy Rachael’s crap

  6. Sandra Lee's Liver
    February 2nd, 2010

    She’s got so many items on the market that it wouldn’t surprise me if she came out with a line of “Cockware”!

  7. Alex
    February 2nd, 2010

    The song used in advertisements for this Cockware Collection should be Dick In A Box.

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    Gina replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Perfect!

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    Diane replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    LOL!

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    Slowmodem replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    how about that garth brooks tune:

    “Like the crops need the rain, She’s my honeycomb, And I’m her sugar cane, We really fit together, If you know what I’m talking about”

  8. martin
    February 2nd, 2010

    Does this mean she will be marketing a new line of orange colored condoms?

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    FoodNetworkSnark replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Non-stick for her pleasure?

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    gothikbutterfly replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    ha ha ha~!

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    CineGrappler replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    “fitted lid keeps heat and flavor in and removes by grasping a top-mounted knob”

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    ddgckg replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Yes! And they will come pre-lubed with EVOO!

  9. Matthew
    February 2nd, 2010

    I guess she has that special desensitizing EVOO available too. Maybe the kind that has its own warming action. And I do not mean waring from a stove.

  10. Lou Manske
    February 2nd, 2010

    I’ve often done the “walk of shame” due to ware my cock has been.

    Thank you ,try the veal…

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    Melissa replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Emily replied on: March 23rd, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    That’s why they come to your house, honey….that way, they do the walk of shame ;)

  11. Diane
    February 2nd, 2010

    Errr…I’m guessing that would have to be obtained in a specialty store.

    Fellas, hide yer jimmies!!!

  12. Sandra
    February 2nd, 2010

    No doubt her’s is bigger than her husband’s.

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    rebecca replied on: February 8th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Someone needs to tell her that her eyebrows look like that State’s landmark arch I forget what state it’s in… what the hell – she has all this money and she has ridiculous looking eyebrows??

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    Judith replied on: February 8th, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    I think the arch you’re thinking of is the St. Louis Arch.

  13. Gypsy
    February 2nd, 2010

    I have nothing witty to add, but I’m laughing at all the above comments! :-D

  14. Kittykitty
    February 2nd, 2010

    Oh, my. Seems like someone’s Freudian slip is showing.

  15. Numb
    February 2nd, 2010

    Nice, I’ve been trying to find a decent set of cockware for ages!

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    froglegs replied on: February 3rd, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Yeh but not in orange. Reminds me of that Freckle Dick Flay!!

  16. William
    February 2nd, 2010

    I do NOT want to know what she considers “YUMMO!” in this case.

  17. February 2nd, 2010

    “Buy two, and get a free bottle of EVOO!”

  18. February 2nd, 2010

    She’s told us maybe a MILLION times that It’s all about gently rubbing the sausage with EVOO before you smoke it.

  19. Tom
    February 2nd, 2010

    I wonder what Paula Deen would say?

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    houstonray replied on: February 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    No doubt it would have a big old “Y’ALL” in the middle of it…..

  20. Bonzy22
    February 2nd, 2010

    lol! it took me a bit to figure out what the hella was goin on! hahaaa

  21. geeking on food
    February 3rd, 2010

    My slowcooker recently died, so I am in the market for a new cockpot….

  22. February 4th, 2010

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  23. homo pho
    February 4th, 2010

    Does RR’s line of cockware include a peter pan?

  24. Gee Wiz
    February 4th, 2010

    Will someone please shove a sausage in RR’s cockpot!

  25. Jackie Murray
    March 23rd, 2010

    This cook means well, but LOSE the word awesome please.

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