Comments on: The Ten Commandments Of Giada De Laurentiis http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/ Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 10 Sep 2010 09:23:18 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Coast0385 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-51899 Coast0385 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:13:11 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-51899 Thou shalt bore thy viewers to tears with thy fake entusiasm. Thou shalt bore thy viewers to tears with thy fake entusiasm.

]]> By: Sara http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-50590 Sara Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:46:20 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-50590 Thou shalt NEVER color thy roots to blend with the unnaturally streaked highlights thou hast applied at home with Nice 'N Easy. Thou shalt NEVER color thy roots to blend with the unnaturally streaked highlights thou hast applied at home with Nice ‘N Easy.

]]> By: Charlie http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-49253 Charlie Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:34:03 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-49253 Thou shalt explain absolutely every move she is making...Really Giada? You mean I should open the bag of arugala before I cook it?...and for the love of God stop saying "There we go" and "Just like that" after every single solitary step... Thou shalt explain absolutely every move she is making…Really Giada? You mean I should open the bag of arugala before I cook it?…and for the love of God stop saying “There we go” and “Just like that” after every single solitary step…

]]> By: Earlene http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-49185 Earlene Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:49:48 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-49185 Thou shalt use the word "AND" repeatedly until the audience is driven crazy...... when she runs out of words she says "AND," until you want to go through the screen, yank her up and ask "AND WHAT!!!!!!" Her head is too big for her little body and her breasts like a 10 yr. old, yet she insists on showing it off every day with low cut tops, showing a her cleavage. I hate her bugging her eyes to one side acting like a kewpie doll. It drives me nuts. Ugh!!! Thou shalt use the word “AND” repeatedly until the audience is driven crazy…… when she runs out of words she says “AND,” until you want to go through the screen, yank her up and ask “AND WHAT!!!!!!” Her head is too big for her little body and her breasts like a 10 yr. old, yet she insists on showing it off every day with low cut tops, showing a her cleavage. I hate her bugging her eyes to one side acting like a kewpie doll. It drives me nuts. Ugh!!!

]]> By: grossed out http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-47831 grossed out Mon, 09 Aug 2010 20:41:21 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-47831 Thou shalt sample what is cooked, chewing with mouth open and chomping and smacking in the most nauseating manner, then top it off by TALKING while chewing as well so we can SEE what she is chewing. Yummy! NOT! Love Giada, she can cook, she is beautiful, but when she eats her food she looks and sounds like a starving wild animal with a fresh kill. IT'S GROSS!!!! Thou shalt sample what is cooked, chewing with mouth open and chomping and smacking in the most nauseating manner, then top it off by TALKING while chewing as well so we can SEE what she is chewing. Yummy! NOT!

Love Giada, she can cook, she is beautiful, but when she eats her food she looks and sounds like a starving wild animal with a fresh kill. IT’S GROSS!!!!

]]> By: alex http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-44876 alex Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:25:06 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-44876 Thou shalt describe all wine as smelling like "fresh cut grass." Thou shalt describe all wine as smelling like “fresh cut grass.”

]]> By: Asrai http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-44229 Asrai Sat, 10 Jul 2010 08:09:56 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-44229 I mostly really like Giada, but I REALLY REALLY despise: 1) how she places every bowl and utensil down very very very carefully 2) how she 'grabs' this or that ingredient 3) how she stirs things - just barely smooshing stuff around with the tip of the spoon urk I mostly really like Giada, but I REALLY REALLY despise:

1) how she places every bowl and utensil down very very very carefully
2) how she ‘grabs’ this or that ingredient
3) how she stirs things – just barely smooshing stuff around with the tip of the spoon

urk

]]> By: Phenix65 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-40796 Phenix65 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:38:24 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-40796 Haha this just sounds like a lot of jealous bitches trying to nitpick at a beautiful woman who can actually cook something NOT a tv dinner. Haha this just sounds like a lot of jealous bitches trying to nitpick at a beautiful woman who can actually cook something NOT a tv dinner.

]]> By: Debora http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-2/#comment-40639 Debora Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:53:23 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-40639 Thou must always have the Pacific Ocean in full view through thine kitchen window during "Giada at Home". Thou must remind everyone of your multi-million dollar home in Malibu with a beach as your backyard. Thou must always have the Pacific Ocean in full view through thine kitchen window during “Giada at Home”. Thou must remind everyone of your multi-million dollar home in Malibu with a beach as your backyard.

]]> By: Debora http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/02/the-ten-commandments-of-giada-de-laurentiis/comment-page-1/#comment-40636 Debora Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:21:21 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4341#comment-40636 How many times an episode does she say "Theeeere we go"??!!! How many times an episode does she say “Theeeere we go”??!!!

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