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These Giada Photos Are So Wrong, Yet So Right
Published on: February 5, 2010 – 12:41 pm by FNH Guest Blogger 
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[Photos created and submitted by FNH reader Ricardo Cline]
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Ew. The second photo looks like she should be standing in front of the elevators at the Overlook Hotel with her sister and asking Tony to come play. Spooky.
dugg for reference to ‘The Shining’… well, if I could digg a comment. :D
I thought she was channeling Anne Margret from the film version of Tommy. Rolling around in baked beans. Anyone….anyone????
What’s dugg? Hopefully it means you appreciate the reference. ;)
Got it, Andy! That scene turned me off of baked beans for a long and mighty while. *shudder*
“dugg” past tense of “digg”?
HAHAHAHA.
What I want to know is what’s that red stuff really supposed to be? Her nasty watery tomato sauce?
Giada has “cursed” the beaches in Santa Monica and Malibu.
Or the Red Sea!
I think it’s supposed to be a chocolate sauce, fwiw.
gross.
I’m with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That second pic is EXACTLY what I always “thought” every time I saw it…maybe its just a man thing but ANYTIME I see a woman in a white dress and red anywhere on it, well, you know…
It appears that her vagina is pulling a “Carrie”…(gag)
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read online. Thanks!
Hang Around!
LOL Monty Python fist
HAHA, I love this!
Wow, check out the boobage in the first pic. Money!
Money?! Ew are you Guy?
Did the creator add a hook nose and Chaplin ’stache in the first pic?
I’m a firm believer in celebrating bad taste, but that second picture went too far, even for me.
I agree, however, I wouldn’t object to see Guy Fieri schilling for Massengill (for those who remember THAT product).
SL Liver, I agree. A douche by any other name is still a douche.
Paula & Depends
Oh, come on. I thought it was hilarious!
I cannot stop staring at her hand in the second picture. it’s so disturbing looking.
Yes, that’s the part that was messing me up, too. It just looks so…weird. It’s not quite like she’s licking it…more like she’s dripping marinara off her her fingertips into her teeth. Like it’s a flipper. *shudder*
The photo shoot took all day dammit!!! She got hungry & started knawing on her finger!
I like how the second picture just gets worse and worse, the more you look at it.
Note to self: Don’t EVER look at FNH while eating supper again!!! Yuck
I think that second pic calls for Tampax “Super Plus”.
Almost peed myself over the Tampax one!! Well done! :)
To the Madison Ladies,
Wow. You put a cutout picture from an ad somewhere in front of that three-year-old picture from Esquire.
You’re better than that. And you are funnier than that. And you are ABOVE that. Yes, you are.
This is more like something you’d see on some 8th-grader’s Facebook page.
Why are YOU on an 8th grader’s Facebook page SICKO?
You go Boo!
This is not from the Madison ladies, it is from a guest blogger!
Thank You Judith!
No matter who did it, & how old that pic is, it is frickin hilarious!
I’ve seen the 2nd one before. Not just the sauce, with the tampax shopped in.
omggahhh!
First one: hilarious
Second one: gross… even for me! Not to mention potential lawsuit bait!
Can you say “disclaimer” Dude?
OMG the Tampax one is so freaking disgusting but it made me laugh so hard XD
Honestly, the 2nd picture is just plain funny/disgusting! More funny though. The woman looks like she is in a nightgown, not a dress. I am also well endowed, the only person who would ever see me dressed like this in this position, is my husband. Of course, minus the Red Sea. Wonder if Moses could part that? No pun intended lol!
LOL!!
It’s supposed to be “food porn”. I wonder what the idiot who came up with this idea was smoking. I mean, how could he/she have possibly thought this would be sexy to ANYBODY? Even if they didn’t connect the dots in the design phase, how did they not look at the finished photo and say, “Oh, THAT’S bad”?
Watching Giada today with her chocolate “O” episode, she mentioned using a “hand blender”… Thinking it was an immersion blender (and I have yet to use mine), I turned to look – it was a flipping hand MIXER!!!
OH, she may speak Italian well (I wouldn’t know, not being Italian nor having studied it) but I think her French pronunciation isn’t the best.
I studied French in college (after 4 years of Spanish in HS) with 2 teachers for whom French was their first language (straight A’s, too!). I was taught that “liqueur” is pronounced “liCUR” not “liCOOR(s)” as Giada pronounced it in this same episode.
No, she does not speak Italian well. My mother, straight from Palermo, and I would often wonder about (and mock) her weird pronounciation of simple things such as Spaghetti and Prosciutto. Though I have to agree with her on Mascarpone, but still she over does it.
And, ew, she has a mutant hand in that second picture.
I would have laughed a lot harder at all this – if it had been created by a female, rather than a male …
I appreciate the concept of satire..however there are a lot of posters that are cruel, disgusting and annoyingly condescending. There is just no need for that.
That being said i just wanted to put it out there that I have noticed that Giada boob flashing thing and wondered why she does it ALL the time. But most importantly i avoided ever watching her show for a long time because ive always felt that her head is entirely too big for her body and she looks really weird to me…has anyone noticed this?
yes Kim, i have noticed it from day 1….i watched the show and laughed…made others watch the show to prove that im not crazy. Her head is sooo much bigger than her body its amazing. I think her big toothy grin adds even more to her big head look.
Ok, this might sound harsh but, I would give my left nut to knock out at least half of her teeth, like in that first photo, and I’m a chick, so, I don’t have any nuts. But, I’m sure she would regenerate them like a shark anyway, so…hmmm…one can dream.
I was trying not to comment on this because it is just so gross and then the majority of the comments were even grosser.
I just want to say that the original pic was a HORRIBLE idea whatever she was trying to convey. It is not appetizing and is in fact screams “Carrie”
the side profile is not very flattering she has some hook for a nose.
What is up with her half-exposed boob in the first picture? Looks like someone got tired of attempting to shoop her naked.
I’ve had a shitty day….the Tampax pic made me laugh out loud. Thank you, Ricardo!