Comments on: FNH Reader E-Mail Of The Week http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/fnh-reader-e-mail-of-the-week/ Cook with them. Laugh with us. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:33:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: MoeBiscuits http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/fnh-reader-e-mail-of-the-week/#comment-34364 MoeBiscuits Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:33:24 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4549#comment-34364 Sorry, I gotta vent just a little more. Finally caught an episode this morning. Tuna and bread salad, carrot orange soup, and sauteed bananas. Kid friendly recipes, my ass! And the closest she got to breaking down the alleged $10 price tag was "this dish cost $2.50, this cost less than $5..." Seriously, I just want to kick her in the dick. I know, she's a woman. But they way everyone's blowing her on facebook, I can only assume she has one. Sorry, I gotta vent just a little more. Finally caught an episode this morning. Tuna and bread salad, carrot orange soup, and sauteed bananas. Kid friendly recipes, my ass! And the closest she got to breaking down the alleged $10 price tag was “this dish cost $2.50, this cost less than $5…”

Seriously, I just want to kick her in the dick. I know, she’s a woman. But they way everyone’s blowing her on facebook, I can only assume she has one.

]]> By: Jonathan Doan http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/fnh-reader-e-mail-of-the-week/#comment-34342 Jonathan Doan Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:43:12 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4549#comment-34342 Great stuff. I like that she uses cookwear we could never afford if we were stuck on spending only ten dollars for dinner. And is she working in a kitchen or a WAREHOUSE?!?! Honestly, The Price is Right set is smaller than her kitchen!! Great stuff. I like that she uses cookwear we could never afford if we were stuck on spending only ten dollars for dinner. And is she working in a kitchen or a WAREHOUSE?!?! Honestly, The Price is Right set is smaller than her kitchen!!

]]> By: MoeBiscuits http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/fnh-reader-e-mail-of-the-week/#comment-34201 MoeBiscuits Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:23:56 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4549#comment-34201 Gaaahh! Okay, I haven't caught one of her shows yet, but I did YouTube the Thanksgiving episode. First of all, she mentioned 'layers of flavor' three times while making stuffing. Secondly, she claims that the entire bigass spread - including the turkey - cost $20. My ass. The stuffing alone (onion, bacon, garlic, celery, pre-packaged stuffing) would have been almost ten bucks. How is she figuring all this, like, using only 1/4 of a $.80 onion only counts for $.20? Is she saying it only cost her $20 because she already had the bacon in the freezer, the turkey in the fridge, and a crisper drawer full of veggies? Where the hell does she come up with these ridiculous figures? But I gotta tell ya, the thing that killed it for me, the thing that made me want to kick every last one of those horse teeth right out of her mouth, was when she said, "I wanted to create recipes that come from MY kitchen, that MY family has enjoyed," then turns around and tells us, "ALL of these recipes you can find on Walmart.com/holidaymeals. I've done all the work for you; you just have to go look at the recipes." WHAT??? The sheer audacity is just staggering. What's worse? People are buyin' it! I swear, I'm about to completely lose my faith in humanity. Gaaahh! Okay, I haven’t caught one of her shows yet, but I did YouTube the Thanksgiving episode. First of all, she mentioned ‘layers of flavor’ three times while making stuffing. Secondly, she claims that the entire bigass spread – including the turkey – cost $20. My ass. The stuffing alone (onion, bacon, garlic, celery, pre-packaged stuffing) would have been almost ten bucks. How is she figuring all this, like, using only 1/4 of a $.80 onion only counts for $.20? Is she saying it only cost her $20 because she already had the bacon in the freezer, the turkey in the fridge, and a crisper drawer full of veggies? Where the hell does she come up with these ridiculous figures? But I gotta tell ya, the thing that killed it for me, the thing that made me want to kick every last one of those horse teeth right out of her mouth, was when she said, “I wanted to create recipes that come from MY kitchen, that MY family has enjoyed,” then turns around and tells us, “ALL of these recipes you can find on Walmart.com/holidaymeals. I’ve done all the work for you; you just have to go look at the recipes.” WHAT??? The sheer audacity is just staggering. What’s worse? People are buyin’ it! I swear, I’m about to completely lose my faith in humanity.

]]> By: REKS http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/fnh-reader-e-mail-of-the-week/#comment-33793 REKS Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:40:09 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4549#comment-33793 I about took a poop because I actually thought she was in my kitchen! I about took a poop because I actually thought she was in my kitchen!

]]> By: Jackie Murray http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/fnh-reader-e-mail-of-the-week/#comment-33715 Jackie Murray Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:01:28 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=4549#comment-33715 Melissa is a refreshing change from Mrs. AWESOME and the screaming/hollering/loud Neelys. Melissa is a refreshing change from Mrs. AWESOME and the screaming/hollering/loud Neelys.

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