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What the hell is going on over at NBC? First, they tapped Guy Fieri to host Minute To Win It (which was simply awful last night, by the way). And yesterday, news broke that Bobby Flay would be a judge on a new reality series called America’s Next Great Restaurant.
This is a disturbing trend, and we can only shudder at what future partnerships might arise between NBC and Food Network hosts. At this rate, it can’t be long before these terrifying shows become reality:
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75 Responses
More evidence that NBC is a failing POS.
Yeah, but not as bad as their subsidiary MSNBC! Ever see the ratings for them? Completely unwatchable manure. Comcast will help…NOT!
I’d watch The Smurfs with Sandra Lee. Make it happen, NBC.
Why? To watch her SMUCK UP a bunch of russipes!
Eyris! You rhymed!
ugh..then everything in the kitchen, including her disgusting tablescapes would all be pale blue!
She would go mad because she couldn’t make any more horrendous colored tablescapes!
Ten Dollar Chuck with Melissa D’Arabian: watch as 4 hungry people starve to death after eating her puny portions.
Dayum! Tyler Florence is looking mighty fat these days! Too many ultimate meatball heroes for sure.
must….. stop…. staring…… at that blue photo of sandra lee. i dont know whats wrong with me. i simply can’t look away.
“Watch the Food Stick To My Rings, y’all” THAT IS TOO FUNNY! I can’t stop laughing! Brilliant, Jillian!
By the way, I think she keeps her rings on so that she can lick the food out of her rings later on when she gets hungry again. Ewwwwwwww.
No chef worth his or her salt wears bling on their fingers while cooking. Personally, I think she wears them to remind her fans how much money she’s made pretending to be a chef and hawking everything under the sun, y’all.
My rings are nowhere near as big or expensive or gaudy, and I still take them off or wear gloves when I cook.
I’m thinking she doesn’t take them off because her little sausage fingers have gotten to fat to even slip them off when they’re good and ooooiiiiled up.
Ooops….’too’ fat. My bad.
Sausage fingers–I love it!! They won’t even come off with peanut awl, y’all!!
Just once I wish those rocks would fall down the drain and we could watch Pauler have a heart attack trying to dig those suckers out!
How about bringing back “Will & Grace” with Ina as Grace?
It should be Steven & Ina.
speaking of Ina, who in their right mind feeds their “construction crew” 5 course meals?
N B C
Never-ending Broadcasting Crap
I always thought is stood for Nothing But Commercials. Hm… Ya learn something new every day. ;)
“it”
If they keep up the line of crap, the new acronym will be:
No Body Cares
No Brain Communications.
@Byrdie & CherryRose: LOL
I used to work at an NBC affiliate in Ca….it really stands for “Never Been Compensated” cheap sons of B(*%&(!
Just saying…I would totally watch Law and Order BLT.
Me too!
:-D
Finally…Aunt (hic) Toddy has been asphyxiated!
I’m thinking that she had a few too many (bottles!) of Blue Curacao.
Don’t mess with my Chuck!
How about “Giada at The Office”? She can make quick and easy Italian dishes for people that have to work for a living.
Actually, I totally want to see what would happen if Melissa tried to feed Casey some bacon-fueled monstrosity.
Or “Chef Apprentice,” where the FN stars go work at a restaurant owned by Donald Trump.
You’re fired!
Now THAT would be golden!
I gotta wonder if ol’ Pauler would be frying up caribou or a rude little pig.
“Law and Order: BLT” LOL!!! LOVE IT!
Paula Deen and her clan starring in “Y’all in the Family”.
ROFL!!
I think Bobby would jump at the chance to play Gloria. Also, Santa would have to be Edith, and Pauler, Archie.
I guess that leaves Jamie to play “Meathead”.
Hilarious!
Guy Fee-etty, Melissa Dumbass and Aunt (urp) Sandy on…
“America’s Got No Talent”!!!!
Brilliant, lost!!
…or a remake of “Green Acres” starring our own Ina and Jeffrey!
“THE Hamptons is the place to be
Gay living is the life for me!”
Yer killin me!!!
@Lost – this thread is hilarious!!!
Please, Jillian, post a review of Guy’s game show. I went out to eat last night and there was a TV in my line of sight tuned to NBC, so I had to watch him and his stupid gestures, but at least I didn’t have to listen to him. But the contestants were REALLY excited to be there.
Some people will do snything for money. A few looked mentally retarded.
Normally, I’d object to your use of the term “retarded,” as I have a mentally handicapped family member and find that terminology (when used as an epithet) vile and insulting. However, when it’s used in the context of anything related to Guy Ferry …
Lollipop, I did find this, http://www.dvrassassin.com/2010/03/minute-to-win-it-live-diary.html , which did a rather good job, or so I thought.
Enjoy
Hilarious, Lana, thanks! I esp loved:
- Guy Fieri’s blood type is Gravy Negative
- Guy Fieri owns 243 bowling shirts. All of them have food stains on them
Personally I liked the comment “I didn’t expect ever to say this in my lifetime…but I feel like they are not using Guy Fieri to his full potential.”
Yay! That’s my blog! Glad you guys liked it.
Here’s some more new shows:
CSI: Savannah – Each episode revolves around the death of someone who consumed Paula Deen’s food.
The Biggest Loser, No Really – Food Network just changes the name of Melissa D’Arabian’s show to accurately on reflect her.
Pinky and the Brain – Alton Brown and Guy Fieri’s new series. Alton has the brain, and Guy has a brain the size of a pinky.
Who Stole the Cookies from the Cookie Jar? – Not her! Couldn’t be! Wasn’t her! Chef Alex Derriereaplenty steals food and then gorges on it, all the while accusing others of her gluttony.
LOL!!!
Good stuff, Alex!
Lookout Mike Rowe!
Here comes ‘Dirty Slobs’! A show where FN ‘stars’ exhibit their continual lack of kitchen hygiene!!
Alex Derrieraplenty!!! LMAO!!!
The Neelys could do a DYNOMITE version of “Good Times”!
Excellent!
Aunt Sandy goes back to her pseudo-Wisconsin roots in:
“Little Soused on the Prairie”
BAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!
LOL!!
This brings back memories of the Tonight Show soap opera skit “As the Stomach Turns”. Maybe Johnny Carson had a premonition about what the FN would be dishing out when cable arrived.
Yikes. I think I’m watching Ina Garten construct a tablescape (she’s piling paintbrushes, twine, and duct tape in the center of her table). I picked a bad day to stay home sick.
I’m also watching that show and wondering who in their right mind makes a 5 course meal for construction workers? What does she cook for the mailman, the UPS man, the maid..etc?
She’s not used to cooking for straight men. “Meatloaf and brownies! How bad could that be?”
FN just needs to give up and run this episode continually. I have seen it LEAST once a week for the longest time.
I don’t understand why they don’t show the older episodes of Barefoot Contessa and Everyday Italian. They were pretty darned good.
The Andy Griffith Show with Alton as Andy (because he’s the only person on that channel that has a brain in his head , Paula as Aunt Bea, and Guy as Barney.
ABC had an ad this morning for a new series with Jamie Oliver; don’t remember the name, but it kind of sounds like a “food” version of “Extreme Home Makeover”…
Does this include sticking destitute folks with food bills they can’t afford, copious amounts of phony emotion and tears, and shameless product placement?
dunno… and it looks like it will conflict with The Tudors
Who actually works for a living at The Office?
She would just be another hottie that Michael couldn’t get near but would jump through hoops, acting a fool trying!
Come to think of it, might not be a bad episode!
NBC is really desperate