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New Paula Deen Ad On YouTube
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It seems you can’t even visit YouTube these days without having the face of a Food Network personality crammed down your throat. Oh, the insanity of it all!
Paula Deen’s newest campaign, “Real Women of Philadelphia”, just launched an annoying new ad on YouTube’s main page. This is the startling image you see upon arriving at the site, before the half-page video ad takes over your browser and automatically starts playing:
Yikes! It’s an orange-looking Paula Deen, with her eyes closed and her mouth open! At first glance, I wasn’t sure if she was about to start talking, or if she was waiting for Captain Michael to slip her the tongue (shudder).
Basically, the ad is promoting yet another played out cooking competition. Philadelphia cream cheese wants women to send in videos of themselves cooking a recipe incorporating their product for a chance to win $25,000. That’s right – I said women only. Philadelphia cream cheese apparently doesn’t want anyone with a penis promoting their womanly product. (???)
And really though, who better to launch a campaign about “Real Women Of Philadelphia” than an old southern broad from Georgia, y’all!
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That’s where I got the photo for my “Caption This Photo: Paula Deen Edition” thread in the forums! LOL
So I’ll repeat myself, I’ll take a discrimination lawsuit for $300 Alex!
I think she’s saying, “OK boys! Back it in!” (Referring to a semi-truck going into her gigantic piehole)
What’s with the tan and the veneers? Come on, you’re old…accept it and stop trying to look young, you are way past that point!
the ORANGE tan.
Next time, pay extra for a nice, warm toasty color, Poopy.
Orange: the new bronze….
The other day we caught part of an old episode of Paula Deen’s show, from years ago… BEFORE she had any work done on her face. She looked so much better, so much more like a real person. I think the fake tan, silver hair, teeth caps, and everything else she had done just created a scary, sort of plastic look about her.
Scary picture above! She doesn’t look natural at all.
Right…old bag trying to look new…just makes you freaky looking!
It’s like she’s a caricature of her old self! She was more genuine without the stupid cackle and drawn-out “yaawwwl’s” she completely overuses now.
Right on YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Sickening!!! I kinda liked her way back when. The Neely’s go way overboard with the yawlls too! I don’t remember them saying it that often. Some moron at Food Network must have told them that the audience wanted to hear it more.
I too caught an older show, Gypsy, and thought the same thing as you. She seemed sweet and genuine back then.
I dunno…the more nipped, tucked, frosted, and orange she gets the more unbearable she becomes.
Philly cream cheese is sexist eh? Hmm. Good to know. Time to take my business elsewhere.
She was pushin that Philly business on the View. Uhhhh…I was flipping thru the channels.
The Philly ad has popped up at the top of the FNH forum several times lately! Paula is having one of her daily (hourly!??!) dairy-induced multiple foodgasms. ;)
Dammit, Philly. If I knew of a better cream cheese option I’d be off your wagon in a heartbeat.
Does Paula ever turn down any frigging offers?
Me too. What a crock!
Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese slogan is “It’s the Cheesiest!”
uh, no, this AD is the cheesiest!!!! i have seen these also on FN recently, too. what is the bottom line with this woman? WHAT is the product that she will one day say,
“oh no, i’m sorry, i simply can’t associate my name/image with this.” really, what would that be? shee-it, she already done endorse mattresses for cryin out loud.
maybe lite butter? diet drinks? an exercise machine???
crikey…..
She makes me hurl.
Talk about ubiquitous! Pauler has really used up her 15 minutes of fame, I’d say. She’s getting over-marketed like Rachael Ray (around the time RR’s face was plastered all over evey single cracker box in the grocery!). Enough is enough.
Time for some new talent.
I think they have the same hack plastic surgeon.
Can you batter and deep fry botox?
LOL!
When I first saw the commercials on FN, I was almost upset enough to tell my husband that we needed to sell our shares in Kraft.
So after YouTubing her, I found this… Idk how to explain it, but all I have to say is WHAT!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paula-deen-savannah-high-apple-pie-recipe/index.html
O.M.G.
Shouldn’t Susie Fogelson be the “Philadelphia Cream Cheese” gal? She’s smooth, she’s creamy, she spreads like butter…and she’ll do just about anything she’s told to do at FN ;)
Yes, you’re right. Byride coined her nickname “Susie Creamcheese.” It’s rather fitting.
Oops, Byrdie* Tee hee.
Can`t believe they are sexist. As a PA man, I have the perfect recipe, but I can`t enter. I freeze a block of cream chees to a block of butter, put a popsicle stick in each of them. Dip them in batter and deep fry! I think Paula would have an orgasm eating that! A big, bright, orange orgasm!
Dude, is that recipe even legal? LOL
Sounds like I’ll be hearing about that concoction going on sale at the Texas State Fair this fall.
Deep fried butter was last year’s sensation.
Scruff: this year at the FL State Fair in Tampa they had deep-fried Pepsi. no lie.
That just ripped off Deep Fried Coke from a couple years back here. Don’t underestimate the innovation of the Texas State Fair and deep-frying any and everything that never needed to be fried.
Deep fried sushi is inevitable. And I’d try it.
Or if they pulled off the Taco Town SNL commercial…
Paula may be from Georgia but that awful tan makes her look like she hails from the Garden State. Apologies to anyone from New Jersey who doesn’t fake and bake.
You’d be surprised how many of us don’t! I absolutely ABHOR that damned show The Jersey Shore for depicting people from here in that manner. SO not us! GRRRRRR
Note to self…no more buying Philly cream cheeses.
Ugh! I saw that today, and as soon as I got there my hand just automatically started moving the pointer to [X]Close Ad to get rid of it. Didn’t need to see that this morning.
Oompa-Loompa Doopidy-doo, Paula’s turned orange and she’s coming for you.
OK, I just spit iced tea on my computer reading that. Hilarious.
That’s so funny, I just made that exact same screen-shot and put it on my facebook because I thought it was terrifying. Then I got to this website and I was like OH GOD IT’S EVERYWHERE
You hit the nail on the head, Jillian. She is a “broad” in the truest sense of the word. Reminds me of a backwoods, loud-mouth hillbilly with no class and no style who’d put her name (or the name of any member of her family) on anything for the big bucks. Hell, I’d buy the store brand cream cheese before Philly. I’ve sworn off anything connected with Pauler and her tied-to-her-apron-strings family.
I am SO over that woman. I absolutely adored her during her “Paula’s Home Cooking” show way back in the day but, no-can-do anymore. She’s too much of a sell out and she seems to hide behind her, ‘I’m just a sweet southern ol’ lady’ persona, when we all know she’s a dirty ol’ attention whore who obviously favors one of her sons (Jaime-who gave her a grandbaby) over her abiguously gay son (Bobby). I’m over her, I’m done, stick a fork in me. Done.
I meant “ambiguously”. And I still don’t like Paula….for the record. Grrrr.
I knew what you meant…LOL!!!
I totally agree. Pauler was likeable back then, now I turn the channel(s) whenever she’s on. Rachael Ray was bearable 6 or 7 years ago, before GREED got the best of her, too! Now I can’t stand either one of those fame-whores. Blecht.
Looking at this again, I notice that there’s a “click for sound” link there, and two words come to mind:
HELL NO!!!
When I reports of an ad like that, I get down on my knees
and thank all gods great and small for Mozilla and AdBlock Plus.
She is way over branded. I saw an ad for Harrah’s Tunica that offered the Paula Deen Buffet. What in the world is that? Guess the casino guests need some extra butter on the buffet.
Spare me. Can she get any more obnoxious?
I came back once again tonight, saw the pic again, and started laughing.
Why, you ask?
Look at Paula’s pic there, stuck in the pose she is, and imagine an opera singer singing a high C.
“It ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings.”
I saw that ad above the FNH forum about a week ago. Then I proceeded to laugh at the irony.
It always makes me cringe when a Food Network ad runs on this site. I have absolutely no say on what ads appear! I use Google Ads and they run them based on keywords and such.
I thought a saw an ad involving Guy Fieri in the margin, about a week or two ago!
Guys, Google Ads work by keyword. Advertisers pick a list of words they want to apply to their ads, and the Google Ads program works automatically to place ads based off of those keywords. If you see an ad on this site related to something we’re skewering, it’s because the advertisers were dumb and brought a shotgun to a sniper fight.
If we really wanted to be evil, we’d click on the ads, which charges the advertiser’s account every time, and just close or back out of the link. They’d see ad-click statistics from this site, but absolutely no conversion into multiple page views on their site.
Even Jillian won’t ever have an idea what ads will appear on the site, nor will she care, it’s all just available space as far as the site owner/host is concerned.
Thank you Scruffy, I will do the click and back out as you suggest.(evil snicker) Every time I see a FN ad on this site I almost laugh myself silly.(Not a long trip.)
BOYCOTT KRAFT FOODS.
Such an odd way to start with that face of hers
She looks like a Paula Deen drag impersonator! There’s no way there’s a woman under that costume. Captain MACKle Guh-ROOver is a total beard.
She looks freaky now, with her plastic old whore Barbie wig and her scary white fake teeth; she’s disgusting.
that photo reminds me of donkeys braying
I’m sure it’s probably the ‘go to’ idea in the advertising industry to associate Pauler with any high fat, dairy based product that needs to be shilled.
It’s good to know that she isn’t choosy though…or ethical. We can rest assured that when Crisco launches their new line of sexual lubricants her and the Captain will be front and center.
What about her and Guy Ferry combining their shows on NBC? It could be called “A Minute to Pinch It” and it would involve contestants facing off against Paula in a driveway to see who could rock a duece the fastest.
Presiding over the judging of those laying cable would be that shrimpboat husband of hers, Father Time/Santa Claus/Uncle Poopy or whatever his name is…
Hmmm…intriguing concept. However, I think you might want to fish around for another judge. I think it would require a fresh eye to truly grasp the nuances of both Pauler and Ferry ‘laying cable’ (LOVE THAT).
I’d be afraid that the Captain would be so jaded it might be hard to elicit a neutral vote from him. After all, he and Pauler have been together for quite some time. I’m sure he’s seen her take some VW Bug sized craps on numerous occasions.
Did you have anybody else in mind for a judge?
How about that Korean chick, Debbie? She looks like she would know her way around a terrible and magnificent dump.
There ya go!!
Is it just me, or is Paula getting tanner in every ad that I see of her, y’all?