Archives for "March, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th March 2010

Minute To Win It Totally Bombed In The Ratings [Surprise, Surprise]

Here’s the least surprising news of the week: LOTS OF PEOPLE HATED MINUTE TO WIN IT! As it turns out, the show did very poorly in the ratings… especially considering NBC spent so much money promoting it during the Olympics. NBC was clearly smoking from Whitney Houston’s [uh, alleged] crack pipe when they conjured up [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 16th March 2010

8 (More) Food Network SAT Questions

1) Ina Garten has 582 items in her pantry. 426 of them are “good” items. What percentage of the ingredients are, in turn, total shit? 2) Food Network’s website has annoying pop-up ads. If you get 4 pop-ups per page, and you visit 3 pages each day for 2 days in a row, how many [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th March 2010

NBC Shows Starring Food Network Hosts

What the hell is going on over at NBC? First, they tapped Guy Fieri to host Minute To Win It (which was simply awful last night, by the way). And yesterday, news broke that Bobby Flay would be a judge on a new reality series called America’s Next Great Restaurant. This is a disturbing trend, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th March 2010

3 Things That Are Guaranteed To Happen On Every Episode Of “What Would Brian Boitano Make”

Since What Would Brian Boitano Make started its second season, we’ve noticed a disturbing little trend: THE EPISODES ARE VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL. It’s true. Aside from the food that’s being prepared, the same stuff keeps happening – over, and over, and over. Watching it every weekend is sort of like being in the movie Groundhog Day. [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th March 2010

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Paula Deen Getting Her Own Line Of Serta Mattresses

Why do I feel like I’m constantly writing about something else Paula Deen is putting her name on? Oh, wait. BECAUSE I AM. So glad we cleared that up. Though this sounds like a headline at The Onion, sadly, it’s true: Serta will soon be rolling out a line of (sigh) PAULA DEEN MATTRESSES. Because [...]

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