Archives for "March, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 8th March 2010

2nd Annual Food Network Humor Oscar Awards

Since the 82nd annual Academy Awards aired last night, we thought it would be appropriate to reflect on the past year and give out some awards to a few of the best and worst Food Network “stars” as well. We’re proud to present the recipients of the 2nd Annual Food Network Oscar Awards:

Posted by Jillian Madison on 5th March 2010

VIDEO: Cocktail Time With Sandra Lee

A frame by frame dissection of Sandra Lee taking a sip of a not-so-delicious concoction of lemonade, heavy cream, and vodka. Enjoy!

Posted by Jillian Madison on 5th March 2010

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THE FOOD NETWORK DRINKING GAME

FNH proudly presents: THE INTERNET’S LARGEST FOOD NETWORK DRINKING GAME! “One drink” means “one sip” of whatever beverage you’re drinking. This is a work of satire, so play responsibly and have fun! 1 drink if Ina Garten is wearing her denim shirt. 2 drinks if she’s wearing her black shirt. Bonus drink if the collar [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th March 2010

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VIDEO: Rachael Ray “Dancing” [And I Use That Term Loosely]

Last week, Rachael Ray hosted the Seven Daughters soundcheck at the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. For some ungodly reason, her husband’s band performed at the event. It appears that John’s music caused Rachael to clumsily seize and shake and thrust her pelvis in ways no mortals should ever have had to witness. Luckily, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th March 2010

Top Chef: Bastards (Part I)

[Ed. note: Top Chef Bastards is a fictional Top Chef parody, created and written by theminx of MinxEats.com.] Cue theme music! Roll opening credits! It’s Top Chef Bastards: Part I! Starring: Welcome to the first episode of Top Chef Bastards, a competition in which any loser with a television show on the Food Network can [...]

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